Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish (Read 158081 times)

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #275 on:** 2006-06-02 01:34:27 »

Aw, that's boring.

Anyways, granted, but it's "a volume of space that is substansively empty of matter, so that gaseous pressure is much less than standard atmospheric pressure" (Wikipedia). Which it is. According to the same article, "Humans exposed to vacuum will lose consciousness after a few seconds and will die within minutes from asphyxiation." I'm sorry.

I wish, again, that At the Drive-In would get back together. I also wish that the next reply will be a bit more witty than the last few.

Covarr · « **Reply #276 on:** 2006-06-02 06:08:48 »

Not granted, because you made two wishes.

I wish I was a bird.

VincentVal · « **Reply #277 on:** 2006-06-02 12:16:01 »

Granted, but in captivity for the rest of your life!

I wish I was a computer!

Vehek · « **Reply #278 on:** 2006-06-03 18:51:07 »

Granted, but you're a massive, primitive computer covering the entire earth and you can only add 1 +1, that task taking millenia to complete.

I wish there was a portal to a world where time flows backwards, with the point time is flowing backward is at just before the portal is created.

Covarr · « **Reply #279 on:** 2006-06-03 22:58:03 »

Granted. You get younger until you the point where you were never born, and your life work is wasted.

I wish my logo had won halkun's Q-Gears logo contest.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #280 on:** 2006-06-03 23:27:16 »

Granted, but Q-Gears is scrapped and replaced with W-Gears which uses Qhimm's logo. For some strange reason W-Gears seems to be the exact same thing as Q-Gears.

I wish I could go to a metalcore concert.

VincentVal · « **Reply #281 on:** 2006-06-04 00:28:51 »

Granted but the power gets shut off!

I wish for a Chrono Trigger Remake to be allowed

Covarr · « **Reply #282 on:** 2006-06-04 01:42:41 »

Granted, but it's for the NES.

I wish my High School graduation was a week later.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #283 on:** 2006-06-05 03:19:04 »

Granted, but something comes up the day before and you can't make it.

I wish these forums had some new (at least larger) smileys. Actually, no, I wish I had no homework tonight.

Emerald Weapon · « **Reply #284 on:** 2006-06-06 00:59:19 »

Granted, instead you have to clean your room for 4 long, devastating hours...

I wish nothing.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #285 on:** 2006-06-06 01:17:06 »

Granted, and due to the awesome of the band in your avatar, nothing bad happens to you.

Just kidding. Although I love In Flames, as you cease to exist your life is also ended. That sucks.

I wish In Flames would play in my town and tickets were cheap, and it wasn't super crowded.

MagiMaster · « **Reply #286 on:** 2006-06-06 20:44:15 »

Granted, but the reason it isn't crowded is because the members of In Flames have been diagnosed with a fatal highly contagious disease that will easily spread to their audience.

I wish... hmmm... Ah! I wish that no one will corrupt my wish! ...heh heh...

Covarr · « **Reply #287 on:** 2006-06-07 02:07:40 »

Granted. Your wish corrupts itself once you realize that it was a wasted wish.

I wish the DualShake controller for the PS3 had rumble.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #288 on:** 2006-06-07 02:11:28 »

Granted. Sony gets sued, loses, and the PS3 triples in price.

I wish I had the money to go shopping.

Emerald Weapon · « **Reply #289 on:** 2006-06-07 10:40:28 »

Granted, you've got enough money to buy yourself a complete can of Coca-Cola! Isn't that just great?

I wish for a remote control with which I can control the music in any club, for when I dislike the song.

Covarr · « **Reply #290 on:** 2006-06-07 18:23:29 »

Granted, but it runs on 749 AAA batteries.

I wish I had the money for NobodyImportant to go shopping.

MagiMaster · « **Reply #291 on:** 2006-06-07 19:09:50 »

Granted, but you innocently pick up the money off of the ground before you realize it's stolen. The police are on you in an instant, and you spend the rest of your life in jail. BUt, the important thing is that NobodyImportant gets to go shopping!

I wish there was a remake of FFVII.

Covarr · « **Reply #292 on:** 2006-06-07 19:15:24 »

Granted, but it's developed by EA Sports.

I wish FFVIII got the same kind of attention that FFVII does.

Emerald Weapon · « **Reply #293 on:** 2006-06-07 21:50:51 »

Granted, it get's huge amounts of attention because everyone tries to be even better than another in coming up with words to describe how much it sucks.

I wish for a working perfectly normal MacBook to be brought to me now.

MagiMaster · « **Reply #294 on:** 2006-06-07 22:57:01 »

Granted, but it's made by Macintosh. That should be enough for corruption, but since that's actually true, I guess I'll say something else.
Granted, but 2 hours after you get it, hackers infect it with a virus and it breaks.

I wish I had 6,000,000,000,000 dollars worth of pure scandium.

[GLG] Sirius · « **Reply #295 on:** 2006-06-16 02:15:49 »

(sorry, had to revive this, its class.)

Granted, although to unknown but incredibly annoying reasons, time has traversed backwards to the year 1870. Nine years prior to the discovery of Scandium. Unlucky.

I wish for this wish not to get corrupted.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #296 on:** 2006-06-16 05:19:52 »

Granted. However, since all you wished for was your wish to not be corrupted, nothing else happens.

I wish gas prices were lower.

Covarr · « **Reply #297 on:** 2006-06-16 07:49:04 »

Granted, but it's because cars run on uranium now.

I wish I didn't have to go to college.

VincentVal · « **Reply #298 on:** 2006-06-16 18:02:41 »

Granted, but with a poor education you miss your chance to become the president of a billion dollar orginazation.

I wish to become the president of a billion dollar orginazation

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #299 on:** 2006-06-16 22:30:13 »

Granted. You are prompty assassinated the first day on the job.

I wish the slowest internet connection speed was 10MB/s.