it's more of a "nobody has the time to make a 10000 page tutorial to reply to you" kinda thing.
Look around for something called "gears" (or Q-gears). That'll get ya started.
Basically, what you're asking isn't simple, and kinda borders on insult. "Hey, all you people have spent years of time and effort decoding all this stuff... now, tell me how to do it!" =(
Good luck!
