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General Discussion / FF14 "Horsebird" racing!
« on: 2010-09-19 08:36:33 »
Apparently, Chocobos (チョコボ) have been renamed "horsebirds" (馬鳥) in the Japanese version of FF14. Naturally, otaku are up in arms at the replacement of filthy gaijin words with words from filthy giajin that they hate even more. They suspect this is because FF14 is being secretly aimed at the Chinese market (which would also explain the fatigue system; the Chinese government requires MMO developers to do things like this to combat the evil addictive effects of such games). A number of other staple FF terms were renamed the same way.

Or they were to be renamed. Apparently, otaku bitched so much that Squeenix changed the names back.

There is a lesson to this. Squeenix will listen to fans, but only if they speak Nihongo.

The NSFW source.

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So, today I turn on my computer after coming back from gym and shopping and suddenly, my wifi doesn't work any more. WTF? After messing around for a while and getting no results, I remember that I installed some updates. So, I uninstall them and nothing happens. Then I remember that one of the updates was kb982670: .NET framework 4 client profile for Windows 7 x64. I uninstall that and the very second, literally, that the process finishes, I can connect to BT FON hotspots again.

Am I the only one this has happened to?

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For a few years, Ubuntu has been the unofficial flagship GNU plus Linux distro, the one that newcomers are expected to use first and the one that gets shown as an example when people are talking about GNU plus Linux. However, it seems to me that Mint might actually be the better flagship. It is designed with switchers from Windows in mind (and these people are surely the target audience for GNU plus Linux evangelists) and it comes with codecs preinstalled. One of the things that is bothersome with Ubuntu is dealing with crappy Totem player and having to install all the proprietary codecs because the open-source philosophy forbids shipping an OS that allows people to play evil mp3s out of the box. That, "you need to install x codec (or whatever it says)" screen must be a big turn-off to a lot of people. Not being able to play common codecs out of the box will create a bad impression and be seen as the sign of an unfinished and unprofessional OS. Yes, this is all due to the open source philosophy and some people will see that as a very important factor in deciding which distro should be the flagship, but very few are really interested in that and they are already part of the 1% of people who use GNU plus Linux.

Mint also doesn't look like a bad mac rip-off. I mean, I find OSX ugly to begin with, but when you combine it with Ubuntu, whew! Looks like the desktop was beaten with a forest full of ugly sticks!

It seems to me that Mint is the distro more likely to get people to get people to switch over to GNU plus Linux, if for no other reason than the important first impression created by the appearance and the ability to play more media types without having to download any extras. That makes it feel like a more "complete" OS.

Anyway, I don't really know or care that much about GNU plus Linux, I'd just like to see it get a slightly better market share by having a more newbie-friendly distro. What do people who actually know what they're talking about think?

I suppose this might boil down to an argument about whether Stallman's philosophy is or isn't more important than making a user friendly distro. :|

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General Discussion / Why is Aeris' death so significant?
« on: 2010-09-01 19:47:57 »
Why is Aeris' death so significant?

One of the most common comments one hears from less enlightened critics of FF7 is "all Sephiroth did was kill a flower girl". The critic will usually go on to say that his favourite villain did something far better and that the reaction Aeris' death has received is completely uncalled for. It goes without saying that these people have clearly missed something important, but what, exactly?

Aeris' death is a masterpiece of storytelling. To begin with, let's look at the setup: the timing and location.

Before Aeris dies, she goes missing. Cloud knows where she is and what she is doing. She has gone to the City of the Ancients to pray for Holy, the one thing that can stop Sephiroth. When they get there and see her, the party is naturally relieved. However, a danger immediately presents itself. Cloud is possessed and attacks Aeris with his sword. However, for the first time in the game, he is able to pull himself together and shake off Sephiroth's control. Once this is done, Cloud faces Aeris whilst she prays. The danger is over, it seems. They look into each other's eyes and all is at peace. Then, out of nowhere, disaster strikes. No music is playing at the time, which highlights the sudden violence of the act and the fact that is comes with no warning. The scene changes before the player realises what is going on and the player is left with a sense of helplessness and shock. What just happened? She died so quickly and so unexpectedly? Anyone who has ever lost a person, except maybe when they died after a very long and drawn-out illness, can attest to the stopping power of death. The more quickly and unexpectedly it happens, the greater the stunning effect. The timing is perfect.

It is also no accident that Sephiroth kills Aeris in a holy place whilst she is praying. It many cultures, holy places are places of sanctuary. Killing someone in a place of sanctuary is not only a crime against the murder victim, it is a crime against the gods. There are few crimes worse than killing someone in a sanctuary because it violates the one place in which people should feel safe. This adds to the feeling of helplessness created by the suddenness of her death. If one can not be safe in a place of sanctuary, where can one be safe? If she had been killed in a random town or on the world map, the effect would not have been the same, in much the same way that being attacked in an unfamiliar place tends to have less of an affect on people than being attacked in their homes. Sephiroth shows that he has no respect for any laws and is willing and able to kill anyone at any time and in any place.

In fact, it is even worse than this. She was not only in a sanctuary and praying, but she was praying for the one things that could save the world. The only hope the world has seems to be shattered at that point. Sephiroth has seen her in the middle of the only plan for victory, something Aeris' may have spent year preparing for, and has ruthlessly destroyed that hope with an overwhelming display of shock and awe. This adds even more to the helplessness. There was one plan, one thing that could stop him, and he took seconds to foil it.

We should also look at how this affects Cloud. He has been at the mercy of Sephiroth for years, and mercy is something Sephiroth lacks. It seems to be yet another item in a long line of crimes against Cloud that Sephiroth has committed. Cloud must be wondering why Sephiroth has such a grudge against him. Sephiroth burnt down Cloud's hometown, breaking all his link to the past and killing his mother. Sephiroth had used Cloud as a puppet and was already making him doubt who he was and whether he was in control of his actions. One wonders whether it was simply out of sadism that Sephiroth allowed AVALANCHE to get the black materia instead of sending a flunky to solve the puzzles for him. Perhaps Sephiroth got some joy from letting Cloud think he was saving the world and then forcing him to hand it over, leading him to think instead that he doomed the world.

This must be the greatest crime against Cloud that Sephiroth commits. As we have seen, his timing is brilliant. He lets Cloud think that everything is OK and that he has finally overcome Sephiroth's control. Then, WHAM! In an instant, Cloud's world is torn apart and for the second time, the most important person in his life is killed by Sephiroth.

Let's also look at the significance of Aeris' character. Had any of the characters been murdered in the City of the Ancients, it would have hit the player hard. But Aeris has a special significance.

Firstly, her personality is bright and cheerful, and she is innocent and well-meaning. Although she knows how to defend herself, Aeris is likely to be the character the player feels most protective towards. It is no surprise that in visual novels, the cute, kind and innocent girl who does her best to make everyone happy will nearly always be the perpetrator or the victim of some horrible crime. Usually both. We feel especially violated when these characters are involved in violence because of our image of them. Aeris was not only killed in a sanctuary; she *was* a sanctuary. Aeris is the antithesis of pain, violence and death, so it is all the more shocking when she is killed.

However, that is not the most important thing about her character that one must note. The most important thing is her role in the wider world of FF7.

Firstly, she is the last of her kind. This means that Sephiroth not only commits murder; he commits genocide. He has finished off the last Cetra in existence.

Secondly, Aeris, as a Cetra, has a unique effect on the world of FF7. FF7 has an environmental message, and it is made clear by many characters, both good and bad, that humans are bad for the planet. They suck out its life to use as energy and they were the ones seen by Sephiroth as responsible for the near extermination of the Cetra 2000 years ago.

Aeris is the opposite of this. I couldn't help but notice just how much of a contrast there was between where Aeris lived and the rest of Midgar. Midgar is the ultimate example of the harm that humans are doing to the planet. There are only two places in Midgar where flowers grow and only two places in the slums where one sees sunlight: Aeris' house and the church in sector 5. If one runs around in the sector 5 slums, one will be conscious of the massive change in atmosphere when one goes from the seedy, dead, brown cityscape of the rest of the slum and into Aeris house. The change is huge. Aeris seems to be the one thing that can make flowers grow in the slums and, as we have seen earlier, offers respite from the gloom of day-to-day life in Midgar. Her job as flower girl is interesting because only she can be a flower girl. Without Aeris, I cannot see the flowers blooming for much longer in Midgar.

Aeris, then represents hope and life within the FF7 world. Where everything else is dangerous, she is safe. Where everywhere else is brown and dead, her places are green and blooming. As long as Aeris is around, flowers can grow in the most depressing place in the world, and hope can not die.

Therefore, Sephiroth not only killed the planet's hope by stopping her from summoning Holy, he killed it by killing its human form. He killed the one thing that made everything better. He put out the one light in a world of darkness.

Let's see Kefka top that.

Questions? Comments? inb4 "hurr, emo"

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Apparently, the ideal PC for playing FF14 needs 12GB of RAM and a hexacore processor. This is odd, as those benchmarks we ran a while ago suggested that dual cores with 4GB of RAM were up to the job.

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Notoriously reliable and NSFW sources suggest that Squeenix may be setting a play limit of eight hours a week for FF14, presumably to stop themselves being sued by Koreans who play online games for so long that they let their children starve to death. This comes hot on the heels of claims by Squeenix that rumours of players being limited to one hour per day are the doings of evil and treacherous gaijin  (despite the claims originating from Japanese sources).

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http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wirestory?id=11425737

Yet another idiot talking about how the internet is the 27th thing that's going to kill the music industry (after radio, copying tapes, etc).

It's also amusing that his argument for the superiority of CDs over MP3s is word-for-word identical as the one that they used to make when complaining that CDs weren't as good as vinyl. One presumes he downloaded some shitty 128kb/s rips or is comparing his (presumably expensive) speaker setup to cheap iPod headphones.

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Completely Unrelated / Stallman busting some moves
« on: 2010-08-15 11:25:40 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pube5Aynsls

You wish you could shake your thang like RMS

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Completely Unrelated / The smartphone war is over
« on: 2010-08-12 15:13:48 »
Android is confirmed as the winner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YKgqjK6dRY

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Completely Unrelated / Haado Gei!
« on: 2010-08-07 08:14:16 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p_c5DqjaQk

This bloke is just brilliant ;D

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The search function isn't being friendly at the moment, and most threads relating to the world map are very old.

So, what (if anything) do we know about encounter data, dialogue and event scripting on the world map? Are we still at the stage we were at several years ago? I ask because I'm planning a hardcore mod and it would be nice to do the same kind of editing for the world map that one can do in the field.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Words can not begin to tell how moved I am by this. Seeing this work of art was a truly life changing experience for me; everyone has to watch it. It's the most important video you will ever see.

EDIT:

It's possibly borderline NSFW at some points.

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So, I'm doing some modding at the moment and making the characters a little more individual. Cloud is an extremely strong all-rounder, Barret is a tank with huge HP but little magic power and speed, and his machine guns can hit all enemies (toggle multiple is turned on), Tifa has high dexterity and slightly low HP and magic, with a chance of countering any physical attack (she's a martial artist, after all). Aeris is a strong mage with very low physical strength and HP, Yuffie has high speed, comes with several materia and (if there is a way to make this happen with AI, which is unlikely) may have an increased steal rate, and Cid will be an all rounder whose limit breaks have a low HP divisor thanks to his short temper.

However, I'm not sure what to do with the others. None of the others lend themselves to any specific class. Cait Sith will have low dexterity and high HP like Barret (because he has a huge stuffed toy), but I can't think what else he would do. I'm also toying with the idea (again, this is assuming it's possible to do and assuming it doesn't make him unusable) of giving Vincent an HP level worthy of an undead ex-Turk but making him absorb recovery spells and items in the same way as undead enemies. Beyond that, I can't work out whether to make Red XIII, Cait Sith and Vincent mages, physical fighters or something else.

I'd like to know what people think Red XIII, Vincent and Cait Sith's strengths and weaknesses should be, and why they think it.

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Completely Unrelated / My thoughts on Metal Gear Solid 4
« on: 2010-08-05 18:58:27 »
So, I watched MGS4 recently, and I felt like ranting about it. Spoilers abound.

Something I found quite annoying about the game is the inconsistent and irrational difficulty levels. The first act was one of the hardest in the game (possibly the hardest) when you leave out the bosses. I'm not just saying this because I wasn't used to the game when I first played it; when I went back for a second playthrough, I still found it harder than the other acts.

The BBs felt very tacked on. In the other games, the bosses one had to fight had something to do with the story; they'd be part of the group to which the main villain belonged. In MGS4, they seemed to exist for no reason other than giving the player something to fight towards the end of the act. Their gimmicks weren't very convincing either. The same could be said of the bosses in MGS3 as well, but they didn't seem quite as forced. Even though they had little role in the main story of the game, they had a major role in the back story and had a strong link to the main villain.

The product placement was ridiculous. I have difficulty believing that an independent-minded hacker and anti-corporate environmentalist like Otacon would use exclusively Macs. He'd do his hacking on a Thinkpad running Gentoo. :-D

I didn;t really like the way that they changed the story behind the Patriots to one in which they were a small gang of people who took part in Operation Snake Eater (the original FOXHOUND, essentially). How is it that a small motley crew like that, whose leader isn't even American, could wrestle control of the US government? I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I preferred the "Wiseman committee" nonsense from MGS2.

Liquid Ocelot was the worst of both worlds. I'd much rather have had Liquid do everything on his own or Ocelot do everything on his own. Liquid Ocelot was just a horrible mess who wasn't one or the other. He also didn't have Liquid's sex voice. He did, for some reason, have Liquid's physical strength despite having Ocelot's old body. I know he did have a bionic arm, but that hardly accounts for complete physical superiority over a muscle-suit-clad Snake.

The timeline seems inconsistent. Actually, this is more a criticism of MGS3, but I didn't realise it until I played MGS4. In MGS, Liquid says that Big Boss was in his fifties when the clones were made. That would mean that he was born in 1922 or earlier. He would, therefore, be the same age as the boss (according to MGS4's DLC). However, the Boss is by far his senior. He'd also have been in his forties in MGS3, but the game gave the impression that he was still proving himself during those two missions.

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Completely Unrelated / IE market share rising?!
« on: 2010-08-04 04:40:40 »
netmarketshare.com, which seems to be more trusted by the media than any other site of its type, has come out with the most extraordinary set of statistics: apparently, IE's market share has risen for the last two months. Some might say that this is because people are buying computers with Windows 7 and IE preinstalled, but they've been doing so for months whilst IE's market share has fallen. This statistic is very strange indeed; perhaps Microsoft's ads are responsible. The site also says that Windows 7 has finally overtaken Vista and XP's enormous share is falling. Some good news, then.

statcounter comes out with more settling news of IE's market share continuing to fall, along with news of XP's share falling and 7 overtaking Vista. Unfortunately, it claims that Vista has over 30% of the market share in the UK and its share is rising; it might overtake XP before 7 does and become the country's favourite OS. Further proof that we are retarded. :'(

Both sites do have one piece of good news, however; the Mac market share is falling. Apple can't seem to do anything right at the moment* ;D

*some people would say that they haven't been able to do anything right for a long time, but it's taken until now for the general public and the media to notice.

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Completely Unrelated / Forums have been quiet lately
« on: 2010-08-03 19:24:48 »
I hope this is a temporary lull; until a few days ago, we'd been extremely active.

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So, I've just finished watching MGS4 and I'm looking to play a JRPG (as traditional as possible in terms of gameplay). I've played (and thoroughly enjoyed) Valkyria Chronicles and I'm a little sceptical about investing time in FF13 thanks to all the terrible things I've heard about it; what decent games are out there for the PS3 ATM? Is Eternal Sonata worth playing? Is Demon's Souls likely to appeal to a JRPG player? (I know it's Japanese, but it looks a lot like a WRPG)

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Whenever I see someone asking a retarded question in the kind of horrendously broken English that marks the writer not as a foreigner, but as an appallingly poorly educated native speaker, I cringe for two reasons. The first is the abuse of my mother tongue that I am desperately trying to decipher, and the second is my knowledge that, when I have seen such abuses in the past, the writer has nearly always turned out to be British.

I am quite confused as to why this is. Why are British people so disproportionally illiterate online? Why are so many British people unable to write in standard English? Why do so many British people think that it is acceptable to write in their local dialect when addressing an international audience? Even the dimmest Americans, even those who can not find Canada on the map and think the Earth was created last Thursday by Jesus riding on a dinosaur, are able to understand the difference between spoken and written English and are able to understand that something that looks like a phonetic transcription of people speaking in their local accent might be hard for people not from their hometown to read.

I remember an incident a while ago (I think it was in the thread in which I exposed Hermoor's lack of knowledge of the Old Norse language) in which Prince Lex gave an example of broad Scots and Hellbringer said that he had once argued with a person who wrote like that. This did not surprise me at all. How many times have I facepalmed whilst reading someone fighting on the Internet in Scouse or Mancunian or Jafaikan*? Too many! This definitely is an almost uniquely British phenomenon. I hardly ever see Johnny Foreigner writing in this way; non-native speakers will do their best to write something as correct as possible and Americans and other native speakers will nearly always use only the most universally understood slang and will make only the more common grammar and spelling errors, except when writing in lolcat speak.

If no-one can explain why this is, then at least share examples of retarded people writing like this. :-D

*WTF is Jafaikan? Watch an Ali G sketch. Or go to Oxford and get accosted by a middle-class, 30-year-old man trying to sell hip-hop CDs.

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Completely Unrelated / *facepalm*
« on: 2010-07-24 15:17:12 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU9u0aBKMQY

It made me cringe almost as much as:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAR4cg8xhX4 (NSFW)

Is it just me, or does Soulja Boy sound like he's just a drunk blabbering on about nothing whilst someone plays music in the background? Maybe I could be a rapper! ;D

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It would be interesting to do this topic in 10 years time and compare them..... it will probably be somet like.... "oh yeah i downloaded 42 gig the other night"!!!!!

OK, so it's only nine years, but still :P

The biggest download I've ever made must be somewhere in the 10GB area, but I probably don't download as much as a lot of people do. So, did anyone dl 42GB the other night? ;D

And there was another interesting post:

Heh heh heh..... I wonder if all we would see will be pages that are 84meg in size or something so it takes equaly long to download them!!!

If you're still talking about "in 10 years time" rather than in 100, then the answer is no, Mr person from days of yore. Internet pages download nice and quickly ;D

Also, this topic isn't spamming. Honest ::)

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Completely Unrelated / I like reading old threads!
« on: 2010-07-24 03:53:29 »
Especially when people are discussing computer related things; it's funny to look at them and remember (or, for the youngsters, to member) that 128MB of RAM used to be a lot. And a 40GB HDD was huge. And Pentium 4 processors were blazing fast. ;D

This one, for example, was being read by some guest. I read a lot of these old threads after seeing guests (or spiders) reading them ::)

I was a little depressed, however, that Halkun was able to download faster in 2001 than I am now. F*cking BT and their sh*tty broadband >:(

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10748148

The Best Korean government have promised that they are willing to use their nuclear "deterrent" (lol) in response to South Korean/American provocations. Hopefully, the war will happen whilst Justin Bieber is on the Best Korean leg of his world tour, leading Bieber, along with everyone else in Best Korea, to be cremated whilst still alive.

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