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Smurgen

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Holy Hand Grenade!
« on: 2003-05-25 03:09:12 »
Can anyone model a Holy Hand Grenade in 3d for use in Unreral Tournament Classic/2003? Thanks!
I can provide screenshots if need be.

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« Reply #1 on: 2003-05-25 17:20:29 »
First shalst thou count to three. Three shalst be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three.... Four shalst thou not count, neither count thou two (accepting that thou then procedest to three). Five is right out! Once three (being the third number) be reached, then lobest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe. Who being naughty in my sight shalst snuff it.

Amen.


Sorry... that doesnt help you, but I couldnt resist. I love Monty Python.

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« Reply #2 on: 2003-05-27 20:32:40 »
One... Two.... FIVE! (Three sir!!) THREE! *chuck* *BOOM*

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Holy Hand Grenade!
« Reply #3 on: 2003-05-27 21:13:15 »
what is a holy granade

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« Reply #4 on: 2003-05-27 23:25:40 »
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is a relic from the classic comedy "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." It is an instrument of God's almighty wrath, a Hand Grenade fit to be seen on an altar in the vatican.


This would be the Holy Hand Grenade.

It is used in the film to smite the Evil Rabbit of Caer-Banogg, a beast so evil that in mere seconds it took out Ector, Bors, and Guwain. That's five (EDIT: three) of Arthur's best knights!

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« Reply #5 on: 2003-05-28 03:38:07 »
Quote from: Jedimark
Sorry... that doesnt help you, but I couldnt resist. I love Monty Python.


Amen to that. :P

I might as well chime in with the Monty Python impressions...

"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"

:D :wink:

Smurgen

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« Reply #6 on: 2003-05-29 10:51:53 »
HA HAA! *runs in and kills everyone*

So no takers in the modeling?

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« Reply #7 on: 2003-05-29 11:53:40 »
Here i crafted you some, in MilkShape 3d:


heh thats it.

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« Reply #8 on: 2003-05-30 02:03:40 »
w00t! you rock! thanks!

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Holy Hand Grenade!
« Reply #9 on: 2003-07-17 16:31:29 »
OMG...hey, have any of you played one of the Duke Nukem games for PS1?  I think it was Time to Kill...in multiplayer mode it HAD the Holy Hand Grenade.  Yeah, the killer rabbit was good...but I love...
"NoNe shall Pass!"

"I command you, as king of the Brittains, to stand aside!"

"I move, for no man."

Black Knight skit... tis one of the best

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Holy Hand Grenade!
« Reply #10 on: 2003-07-17 22:00:48 »
You know, I don't mean to sound mean or anything, but this bothers me a little and I am sure it bothers a few other people too.  After all, it is in the rules.

Quote from: The Rules
Don't resurrect old topics. When people stop posting in a topic, it's usually a sign that everything of value has been said. Thus, if nobody's posted in a topic for more than a week or two, consider it dead and don't post in it (unless you have an important follow-up or question exactly on-topic, and the topic is still recent). If you post just a comment on something somebody said ... chances are no-one will care because it's been a while since everything was posted.

Thanks.

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« Reply #11 on: 2003-07-17 23:05:07 »
Wow, now there's an idea....putting the <url> bbcode inside the variable for the <quote> ubbcode....nice. :wink:

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« Reply #12 on: 2003-07-18 16:08:54 »
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You know, I don't mean to sound mean or anything, but this bothers me a little and I am sure it bothers a few other people too.  After all, it is in the rules.

Thanks.


My bad...I didn't see that the post was a month old...and untouched since then.  ^_^ :z

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« Reply #13 on: 2003-07-18 18:37:17 »
3.. 2... 1... Hallelujah! *BOOOOM*

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« Reply #14 on: 2003-09-26 02:33:31 »
I haven't heard about Monty Python's Holy Grenade since...whoo. :o

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« Reply #15 on: 2003-09-26 04:17:38 »
Well since ressurrected.. my father loves monty python.. and i watched it when i was a little kid.. kinda odd.. but yeah Holy Grail Rox!!!

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« Reply #16 on: 2003-09-29 18:01:55 »
Look at the bones man!!!
....then

See!  I told ya!  I told ya!
It's a killer rabbit!

Damn straight skippy...Monty is one of the best classic comedy's out there. :D
[edit] See Aaron, I wasn't the only one interested in bringing the greatness of the grail back to life :P  [/edit]

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Re: Holy Hand Grenade!
« Reply #17 on: 2017-03-14 04:47:10 »
This is for Unreal Tournament 2004, but here you go

http://www.unrealcentral.com/ut2004-holy-hand-grenade-v1-0/

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Re: Holy Hand Grenade!
« Reply #18 on: 2017-08-16 09:59:49 »
that is cool, nice one ;D