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Hermoor
« on: 2010-07-08 08:23:31 »
I must ask. After searching around the forums and such, I've seen you've had troubles with this Hermoor guy. But what exactly did he do that caused so much drama? I mean, pulling the Drama Tag didn't bring about this much.

http://shortpacked.com/

So who is he and what did he do?
« Last Edit: 2010-07-08 08:42:58 by Mirenheart »

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #1 on: 2010-07-08 08:38:40 »
I am so lost right now....

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #2 on: 2010-07-08 08:39:36 »
I must ask. After searching around the forums and such, I've seen you've had troubles with this Hermoor guy. But what exactly did he do that caused so much drama? I mean, pulling the Drama Tag didn't bring about this much.



So who is he and what did he do?
From what I'd heard He'd be on my level of A-holeness and would like to start flame wars. Why not look up his profile and have a look through his posts.

BTW source on comic.

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #3 on: 2010-07-08 08:44:17 »
okay, source is up.

I tried to look up his account, but I can't find it in the member's list. ANd, the only account I could find was Hermoor II which had 15 posts.

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #4 on: 2010-07-08 09:25:32 »
From what I'd heard He'd be on my level of A-holeness and would like to start flame wars. Why not look up his profile and have a look through his posts.

we didn't start the flame war!~

is it bad, that after i read that, i started singing that song?

and forgot what i was originally gonna post? lol

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #5 on: 2010-07-08 12:58:46 »
Most of his posts have been deleted, so it's hard for newbies to see just how much of an arse he was, but take it from his main antagonist: he was an arse of Kimmo Alm proportions. You're unlikely to see anyone being as much of a failtroll as Hermoor.

Hermoor had trollish tendencies from the beginning, although no-one thought much of it; his true nature was only seen an a FFX thread when I started arguing with him about why FF7 is popular. He contended that it was only popular to "emos" and "goths" because they wanted to be "cool", showing a lack of knowledge of what any of those words mean. His reason for this was that there are a lot of dark colours in FF7; anything with dark colours only appeals to emos, apparently. I showed him evidence there is much un-emo colouring in the game as well, in places like the Honeybee Inn, Costa del Sol and the Gold Saucer, but he accused me of photoshopping the pictures. He also seems to base his opinions of FF7 on Advent Children and Crisis Core, and said that he couldn't see the difference between a CC screenshot and a FF7 one. I pointed out that, by his logic, all of the FF games could be seen as appealing to emos, but he refused to accept it, instead relying on personal insults. Of course, since these forums are full of FF fans, he soon ended up insulting everyone, turning himself into the ultimate failtroll. He had particularly big fllouts with me and Jari, the worst people one can fall out with in these forums, as long term members will know.

He, of course, lost the argument badly, and became incredibly butthurt over the loss, turning every thread into a battleground, starting all of the fights (every shitthread was turned into one by him), and railing against FF, emos and anime, things which he thinks are the same. Despite being so epically butthurt over losing an argument, he called everyone else fanboys who worship FF7, never conceeding that he might have been the fanboys for being so butthurt and refusing to accept the facts and logic presented to him. He eventually just started telling the whole forums that he wished all of its members were dead, that he was enlightened, that his political beliefs were superior and that Swedes are the master race (he was an incredible bigot, hating homosexuals, sex in general, the British, the Finns, the Americans and Asians).

The remnants of the FFX thred can be seen here, and Hemoor's posts, up to a certain point in the thread, can be seen here.

Hermoor didn't stop at that, but, when he saw how badly he was losing, started to spam the boards with the most shocking porn he could find (which, as it happens, wasn't really that shocking). He got banned, of course, but that didn't stop him coming back every few weeks after signing up with a proxy, doing the same things he had done before.

However, earlier this year he went beyond his normal fail. At some point he had watched the Matrix and read a little Plato, and he started to see himself as a prophet who would reveal the truth to us and take us out of the cave and into the light. This "truth" would be that FF7 is for emos, apparently. He seemed to think he was a cross between Socrates and Jesus, comparing himself to the gods; he made 2000 word posts with over 300 spelling and grammar errors telling us how awful we are and how much more enlightened he is, and promised to free us from our chains. Most of his posts from this period are gone, but the lulzopedia still remains (he was going under the name Damssil at the time).

It is also worth looking at this pic:

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1156/mynameishermoor12698939.png

Yes, i know I post it a lot, but it gives us a window into his madness. I recommend reading the whole of his rant on our names a quarter of the way down the page; you'll be able to see just how crazy he is.

Have a look at what he said about me:

Quote from: Hermie-kun
Kudistos, sounds like a wizard name again...well that is definitely what you are not! I think I have said what you are already. You are the worst individual on this forum. Even worse than Ammo. You like to watch sick videos...for example a GUY, sh*tting blood. Girls puking in each others mouth. And you like to watch guys cut up their Hermoors. You don't cry when you see a young girl without a head. You giggle and start jerking off to it. you are a deranged sick organism.

You will definately not have any kids, and if you by all odds get some. they will become rapists and murders, and in 2 generations you seed will be gone from this world. Evolution is a wonderful mechanism of nature. It sorters out all the bad organisms, all the bad life. And let's the pure ones live, the organisms that can actually think for themself.

You are a former goth, and I blame you. The difference between emos and goths, is that emos don't turn emos because they think it's cool to be one. they hate themself that is why they cut themself. Goths, are just freaks of nature. they think it's cool with gore blood pain and death. it's what they represent and want to be. Everything they do is a representation of bad life. Goths doesn't have normal sex, they have bondage sex. They hang each other, and put hands up each others asses.

Once a goth always a goth, you have just dropped the sephiroth outfit and the chains. Because you realized no one would like to f*ck you if you looked like a freak of nature. Also your youtube videos, they suck so bad. And the combination of your happy anime videos and your fetish for blood and sh*t. Well you are clearly not a very sane person at all. You laugh at beheaded little girls, you should be put to death....

just like everyone else you worship the new age anime religion. About all animeworshippers are freaks. And you are a prime example of the worst kind. You both go to anime cosplay conventions, and you got sick videos of chibi girls on your youtube channel. And you like to watch goth anime. Like death note, van helsing. And all the other sick sh*t. You arenot a artist or a free thinker.

You are a freak of nature and not some kind of wizard that your name suggests.

A little note on our names in that pic: we had noticed that a lot of new users were signing up with "Cloud" in their names and changed all of our names to ones involving Cloud. Jari changed from his "El Ammo Bandito" moniker to "El Cloudo Bandito".

He also has a crush on Chocobo girl. Isn't that sweet ;D

At that time, the word "cock" wordfiltered to "Hermoor", which explains why those men were cutting up their Hermoors and why people were thinking with their Hermoors.

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #6 on: 2010-07-08 13:14:39 »
You know, I was reading that exact thread when you posted this. Wow, this guy sounds like a dried up creepy bastard who lives in a hole.

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I probably coulda kept up with him. 8) He may have insanity, but I have Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. I might have actually had a little fun arguing with the creepy little prick.

Oh, and by the way, I read some of the posts about those strange, nasty videos. Were you really serious about liking them? or was that just another way to try and piss of this dude and try to make him leave?

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #7 on: 2010-07-08 13:24:05 »
Oh, and by the way, I read some of the posts about those strange, nasty videos. Were you really serious about liking them? or was that just another way to try and piss of this dude and try to make him leave?

Have a guess ;D

And I didn't send them to him. They came up in conversation, Hermoor found them for himself and he then accused me of sending him links, even though he had admitted to finding them for himself a few posts earlier. He still tells this lie, for some reason.

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #8 on: 2010-07-08 14:02:20 »
Wow a thread dedicated to Hermoor. Kudis must really hate this guy. Who was the moderator when Hermoor was still around??

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #9 on: 2010-07-08 14:07:53 »
Wow a thread dedicated to Hermoor. Kudis must really hate this guy.

I didn't start the thread :'(

I''ll also have you know that Hermoor hates me a lot more than I hate him

Who was the moderator when Hermoor was still around??

When he started trolling, there weren't any active moderators, but Jari had to be made an admin when he spammed pr0n. He got banned after that every time we got sick of him; most of us enjoyed the drama and lulz that he brought, so as long as he was still making us laugh we didn't ban him. His latest ban actually came from fellow Swede qhimm, who said he was an embarrassment to the country. ;D

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #10 on: 2010-07-08 14:12:50 »
I tried searching for a member or some posts by hermoor and I don't see anything at all. Last question, is this person a he or a she? If he did all those things then I think he might be a kid?

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #11 on: 2010-07-08 14:17:26 »
I tried searching for a member or some posts by hermoor and I don't see anything at all.

Like I said, he was banned and his posts were deleted. You'll have to piece things together from responses and quotes.

Last question, is this person a he or a she? If he did all those things then I think he might be a kid?

Both he and she. It's a hermaphrodite. It claims to have "a Hermoor only" (just c*ck, no balls), but we all know that Hermoor is a hermaphrodite.

Age is unknown, since Hermie-kun claims to be different ages at different sites. Jari says he's probably about 16-18 based on his English vocabulary, but I think he's a little younger. He has claimed to be both 13 and 17 on this site, although that was about a year ago.

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #12 on: 2010-07-08 14:28:18 »
At that time, the word "c*ck" wordfiltered to "Hermoor", which explains why those men were cutting up their Hermoors and why people were thinking with their Hermoors.

I'm pretty sure that wordfilter's still in use, you know.

TEST: c*ck!

EDIT: Huh, I guess not. I wonder when it got removed

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #13 on: 2010-07-08 14:37:42 »
Well, I am delving deeper and deeper into this Hermoor thing, and It's funny as hell, even if his posts are gone, (i haven't even open the document yet).

I wonder if he'll come back again...  (jaws theme begins now)

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #14 on: 2010-07-08 14:49:57 »
If Jari ever comes back, Hermoor will probably crop up sometime after.  Hermoor is probably still under the illusion that he is the reason why Jari left, and since he hated Jari even more than he hated the rest of existence, he will probably do everything in his power (EDIT: "power"?  Hahaha... yeah) to keep him off these forums.

Even though it really doesn't make any kind of difference to Hermoor himself.

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #15 on: 2010-07-08 14:59:30 »
What was Jari's acount name? I only saw em as a guest in all those posts.

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #16 on: 2010-07-08 15:19:00 »
Jari has quite a history on these forums, I understand.  Posts by "J*** H*******", "Sad Jari", and "Jari" all came from him (can't remember how many asterisks are supposed to go after the H in that first one).  All of those accounts have been deactivated, so he only appears as a "Guest" now.  It also seems that he has deleted all of the posts he made under his first name.

He has joined and left these forums (for reasons I do not know) three times now, having mod powers more than once.  The three accounts I've listed are in chronological order.

Apparently, each time he left, he changed his account name before actually deleting the account.  Before the last time he left, he was "El Ammo Bandito!" (temporarily changed his name to "El Cloudo Bandito!").  He became an Administrator under that name pretty much for the purpose of keeping Hermoor in check.  But even without admin powers, he still had some sort of magical ability to trace IP addresses and find out where people lived, which kept me up at night sometimes :-o  Of course, he never misused the information.

He was a good guy at heart, but he could be unforgiving, and while most of us really liked him, there are others out there who criticize the way he handled things.


*sniff* I still miss him...

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #18 on: 2010-07-08 15:27:18 »
Cept for Immortal Damyn.

Wow, i'm serious when I say you could probably turn this in to a book and actually sell it. With all this drama that's gone on, you could make a good bit of money selling the story of it online. Of course, with the majority of Hermoor's posts gone, it probably wouldn't work out very well.

I kinda wish I could have met Jali. oh well.  Well, I should get some sleep now. I've stayed up all night.

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #19 on: 2010-07-08 16:02:51 »
Jari is my hero.

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #20 on: 2010-07-08 16:08:36 »
Hey chocobo_girl, how did hermoor show that he/she likes you? If I were you I'd be scared and never login at this site again(just joking I can't leave the forums).

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #21 on: 2010-07-08 16:12:00 »
He liked me too for some reason. Said i was the only intelligent person on this forum. Damn scary stuff.

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #22 on: 2010-07-08 16:16:07 »
He liked me too for some reason. Said i was the only intelligent person on this forum. Damn scary stuff.

He said I was the worst person on these forums and a deranged sick organism


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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #23 on: 2010-07-08 16:16:22 »
hermoor declared his love for chocobogirl due to her beautiful eyes, and er.. dunno o.o was trying to challenge me or something. said he knew jewjitsu :P

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Re: Hermoor
« Reply #24 on: 2010-07-08 16:20:15 »
Wow a thread dedicated to Hermoor. Kudis must really hate this guy. Who was the moderator when Hermoor was still around??

Kudi-Chan actually loves Hermoor passionately, just like he'll love any other troll in the forums. =)

Hey chocobo_girl, how did hermoor show that he/she likes you? If I were you I'd be scared and never login at this site again(just joking I can't leave the forums).

He said I had pretty eyes and fapped to a photoshopped picture of me.