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Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Smurgen on 2003-05-25 03:09:12
Can anyone model a Holy Hand Grenade in 3d for use in Unreral Tournament Classic/2003? Thanks!
I can provide screenshots if need be.
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Jedimark on 2003-05-25 17:20:29
First shalst thou count to three. Three shalst be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three.... Four shalst thou not count, neither count thou two (accepting that thou then procedest to three). Five is right out! Once three (being the third number) be reached, then lobest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe. Who being naughty in my sight shalst snuff it.

Amen.


Sorry... that doesnt help you, but I couldnt resist. I love Monty Python.
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Contra on 2003-05-27 20:32:40
One... Two.... FIVE! (Three sir!!) THREE! *chuck* *BOOM*
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Mofokubik on 2003-05-27 21:13:15
what is a holy granade
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Contra on 2003-05-27 23:25:40
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is a relic from the classic comedy "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." It is an instrument of God's almighty wrath, a Hand Grenade fit to be seen on an altar in the vatican.

(http://www.cc.gatech.edu/~pparker/images/hhg5.gif)
This would be the Holy Hand Grenade.

It is used in the film to smite the Evil Rabbit of Caer-Banogg, a beast so evil that in mere seconds it took out Ector, Bors, and Guwain. That's five (EDIT: three) of Arthur's best knights!

~Contra~
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Goku7 on 2003-05-28 03:38:07
Quote from: Jedimark
Sorry... that doesnt help you, but I couldnt resist. I love Monty Python.


Amen to that. :P

I might as well chime in with the Monty Python impressions...

"RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"

:D :wink:
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Smurgen on 2003-05-29 10:51:53
HA HAA! *runs in and kills everyone*

So no takers in the modeling?
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: mirex on 2003-05-29 11:53:40
Here i crafted you some, in MilkShape 3d (http://bin.mypage.sk/FILES/hhg.ms3d):
(http://bin.mypage.sk/FILES/hhg.jpg)

heh thats it.
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Smurgen on 2003-05-30 02:03:40
w00t! you rock! thanks!
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Nom_Anor on 2003-07-17 16:31:29
OMG...hey, have any of you played one of the Duke Nukem games for PS1?  I think it was Time to Kill...in multiplayer mode it HAD the Holy Hand Grenade.  Yeah, the killer rabbit was good...but I love...
"NoNe shall Pass!"

"I command you, as king of the Brittains, to stand aside!"

"I move, for no man."

Black Knight skit... tis one of the best
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Aaron on 2003-07-17 22:00:48
You know, I don't mean to sound mean or anything, but this bothers me a little and I am sure it bothers a few other people too.  After all, it is in the rules.

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Thanks.
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Goku7 on 2003-07-17 23:05:07
Wow, now there's an idea....putting the <url> bbcode inside the variable for the <quote> ubbcode....nice. :wink:
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Nom_Anor on 2003-07-18 16:08:54
Quote from: Aaron
You know, I don't mean to sound mean or anything, but this bothers me a little and I am sure it bothers a few other people too.  After all, it is in the rules.

Thanks.


My bad...I didn't see that the post was a month old...and untouched since then.  ^_^ :z
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Lieron on 2003-07-18 18:37:17
3.. 2... 1... Hallelujah! *BOOOOM*
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Sephiroth2000 on 2003-09-26 02:33:31
I haven't heard about Monty Python's Holy Grenade since...whoo. :o
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Caddberry on 2003-09-26 04:17:38
Well since ressurrected.. my father loves monty python.. and i watched it when i was a little kid.. kinda odd.. but yeah Holy Grail Rox!!!
Title: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Nom_Anor on 2003-09-29 18:01:55
Look at the bones man!!!
....then

See!  I told ya!  I told ya!
It's a killer rabbit!

Damn straight skippy...Monty is one of the best classic comedy's out there. :D
[edit] See Aaron, I wasn't the only one interested in bringing the greatness of the grail back to life :P  [/edit]
Title: Re: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: Cupcake on 2017-03-14 04:47:10
This is for Unreal Tournament 2004, but here you go

http://www.unrealcentral.com/ut2004-holy-hand-grenade-v1-0/
Title: Re: Holy Hand Grenade!
Post by: davaammu on 2017-08-16 09:59:49
that is cool, nice one ;D