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EmperorSteele

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« Reply #175 on: 2006-03-18 03:31:40 »
Granted; but the negative effects of this will not be known, as I am not witty enough to come up with such an inteligent corruption, and you will end up overly-paranoid for the rest of your life about whether or not karma will catch up with you.  Ironically, this leads to poor health, destabilization of all your relationships, and an overall rotten time that spans thruoughout your earthly existance.

I wish ff7 would get remade.

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« Reply #176 on: 2006-03-18 03:38:47 »
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I wish ff7 would get remade.


Granted, it is reamade, but it only works for the original Apple computer hardware.

I wish the sky was green.

Midgar

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« Reply #177 on: 2006-03-18 04:02:45 »
Granted, the sky is green because a tornado came and sucked up all your money into the sky.

I want to kill US President Bush (not former) without anyone knowing, and crush the Puritan hold on the US.

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« Reply #178 on: 2006-03-19 02:39:43 »
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I want to kill US President Bush (not former) without anyone knowing, and crush the Puritan hold on the US.


Granted, however Dick Cheney automatically becomes president next, and starts shooting the rest of the US population.

I wish for A bottomless Mug of Sleeman's Cream Ale and to not get alcohol poisoning from it.

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« Reply #179 on: 2006-03-19 16:56:08 »
Granted; you get cancer though.

I wish more people would think for themselves.

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« Reply #180 on: 2006-03-19 20:46:45 »
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I wish more people would think for themselves.


Granted; but they think for, and only of, themselves.

I wish Global Warming wasn't imminent.

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« Reply #181 on: 2006-03-19 23:55:33 »
Granted now there is no one to help you when you wreck your car!

I wish for all the money in the world

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« Reply #182 on: 2006-03-20 13:43:05 »
Granted, it appears - in the form of it's raw gold boulion, about 20 feet above you. All of it.

I wish someone would release some decent software for the PSP. (I don't even care if I can play it, I just want it to exist.)

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« Reply #183 on: 2006-03-20 16:54:00 »
Granted; but now, extended use of PSPs world-wide results in over-use, and most of them end up breaking within 72 hours.

I wish i were an Oscar-myer weiner ^_^

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« Reply #184 on: 2006-03-25 17:47:31 »
Granted, bu we eat you.
I want a plant that makes harmless drugs, that makes you hallucinate, and happy.

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« Reply #185 on: 2006-03-27 03:56:52 »
Granted but it will kill you after 3 hits... ^_^

I wish for the world to blow up!

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« Reply #186 on: 2006-03-27 20:13:31 »
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Granted but it will kill you after 3 hits... ^_^

I wish for the world to blow up!


granted mars blows up with you on it.


I wish I had the car from the back to the future movies.

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« Reply #187 on: 2006-03-27 20:41:21 »
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I wish I had the car from the back to the future movies.


Granted. But you're in it when the train smacks into it in the third movie.

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« Reply #188 on: 2006-03-28 01:41:59 »
psst, make a wish, silly!

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« Reply #189 on: 2006-03-28 05:24:15 »
I wish for something better.

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« Reply #190 on: 2006-03-28 07:52:46 »
Granted; but you don't know how to use it

I wish I were more motivated =)

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« Reply #191 on: 2006-03-28 08:16:52 »
Granted, and you join our god-forsaken army.

I wish that the person about to grant me my wish wouldn't corrupt it.

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« Reply #192 on: 2006-03-28 14:23:15 »
Granted, but you gained nothing from your wish.


I wish to be better at all games without having to put much effort into practicing them.

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« Reply #193 on: 2006-03-28 18:14:25 »
Granted, but they're all FRANCHISE TIE-IN VIDEOGAMES.

I wish my illicit lover was on birth control >_>

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« Reply #194 on: 2006-03-29 09:10:05 »
Granted but she is already 4 months pregnant with another guys baby.

I wish for no more wishing.

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« Reply #195 on: 2006-03-29 22:15:16 »
Granted, but its only worded differently.
I WANT a fully interactive video game, which won't hurt me or take anything away from me except my choice of time.

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« Reply #196 on: 2006-03-29 22:17:59 »
Granted, but it's called "The US Government".

I WANT Tim Horton's to be as common in America as it is in Canadia.

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« Reply #197 on: 2006-03-29 22:22:31 »
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I WANT Tim Horton's to be as common in America as it is in Canadia.


Granted, it is as common in America as it is in Canadia, a country that does not exist.

I wish I wasn't so lazy!

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« Reply #198 on: 2006-03-30 04:03:41 »
Granted, but you're only motivated to provide me with Timmies foodstuffs.

I wish I had a commission-based sales job.

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« Reply #199 on: 2006-03-30 05:45:57 »
granted, but it's a job in which you don;t sell jack-shiat.

I wish the world would explode.  With me on it.

(as a side note, Timmy ho's are quite common where I live; I can think of at least 3 or 4 within a 2-mile radius)