Corrupt-A-Wish

[L. Spiro]

Somehow this is actually fun depending on who joins in.

The first person makes a wish and the next poster grants the wish, but ruins it somehow.
Then he or she makes his or her own wish and the cycle continues.

For example:
Person A:

I wish I had a computer.

Person B:

Granted, but it’s a Mac.

I wish I didn’t have to go to school for a month.

Person C:

Granted.  You got caught smoking pot and you are grounded for a month.

I wish…

I guess I’ll start since no one else has said anything yet.


I wish for world-wide peace.

[-gone away-]

I wish for world-wide peace.

Granted, as long as there's no free will

I wish i didn't have to go back to uni next week.

btw, noticed this on your website "dwNumberOfYourBaseThatAreBelongToUs", lol..  

[ice_cold513]

Granted, as long as there's no free will

I wish i didn't have to go back to uni next week.

Granted but you got to work at McDonald's the rest of your life
http://www.fastfoodfever.com/pictures/23268_1.jpg

I wish for a bigger Tv

[ChaosControl]

Granted, as long as there's no free will

I wish i didn't have to go back to uni next week.

Granted but you got to work at McDonald's the rest of your life
http://www.fastfoodfever.com/pictures/23268_1.jpg

I wish for a bigger Tv

Granted, but it doesnt work :/

I wish for a hamster!

[L. Spiro]

Granted.  A dead hamster arrives in the mail.

I wish to be the ruler of Earth.

[Emerald Weapon]

Granted, however nobody listens to you or respects you in any way.

I wish to be able to do magic.

[ChaosControl]

Granted, however nobody listens to you or respects you in any way.

I wish to be able to do magic.

Granted, you only have 1 more day to live though (no magic can prevent it so dont be a know it all and correct me )

[L. Spiro]

You didn’t make a wish.

So I will regrant the above wish and keep it going.


Granted, but the only spell you learn is Self-Explosion which can only be done once and results in your death.

I wish for world will and free peace.

P. S. Part of the fun is to try to be as creative as possible, and when you wish try to make a wish that is hard to backfire.

[ChaosControl]

You didn’t make a wish.

So I will regrant the above wish and keep it going.


Granted, but the only spell you learn is Self-Explosion which can only be done once and results in your death.

I wish for world will and free peace.

P. S. Part of the fun is to try to be as creative as possible, and when you wish try to make a wish that is hard to backfire.

Granted, but it will only be the small world in your head.

Wish: I wish for Final Fantasy remade so that you can be the main char inside a holodek or somesort

[Emerald Weapon]

Granted, however any damage you receive in-game will also happen in real-life, meaning that if you get a game-over, you actually die.

I wish to no longer need any sleep.

[corpse]

Granted, but you days are worse than any nightmare.

I wish for a United Ireland.

[ice_cold513]

Granted, but you days are worse than any nightmare.

I wish for a United Ireland.

Granted but the English rule it

I wish for a planet where all the worlds living thing but humans can live in  peace for 1,000,000 year where no humans can go

[RPGillespie]

I wish for a planet where all the worlds living thing but humans can live in  peace for 1,000,000 year where no humans can go

Granted, but its on a collision course with the sun.

I wish for an inexpensive handheld SNES

[ChaosControl]

I wish for a planet where all the worlds living thing but humans can live in  peace for 1,000,000 year where no humans can go

Granted, but its on a collision course with the sun.

I wish for an inexpensive handheld SNES

granted but only the japanese versions

wish: I wish i could fly O_o

[corpse]

Granted but you also grow a disfiguring beak.

I wish For a united Ireland Under Irish Catholic Rule

[Emerald Weapon]

Granted, however because of major changes in te environmental situation Ireland is rapidly getting overrun by the waters of the Ocean. It'll be completely lost in about 2 months.

I wish to be in a really good, semi-popular metalband, which I will be able to do for a living and for the rest of my life.

[RPGillespie]

Granted, however because of major changes in te environmental situation Ireland is rapidly getting overrun by the waters of the Ocean. It'll be completely lost in about 2 months.

I wish to be in a really good, semi-popular metalband, which I will be able to do for a living and for the rest of my life.

Granted, unfortunatly the "rest of your life" is about 6 months.

I wish that someone could come up with some cleverly witty reponse that will corrupt my wish.

[Qhimm]

I wish that someone could come up with some cleverly witty reponse that will corrupt my wish.

Granted, but now your head hurts from trying to figure out what just happened.

Interesting game though, logically speaking... as in, the exact opposite wish should work about as well:

I wish that my wish won't be corrupted.

(feel free to skip these last two wishes, if you will... not too fun to have your game logically sabotaged, after all)

[ChaosControl]

I wish that someone could come up with some cleverly witty reponse that will corrupt my wish.

Granted, but now your head hurts from trying to figure out what just happened.

Interesting game though, logically speaking... as in, the exact opposite wish should work about as well:

I wish that my wish won't be corrupted.

(feel free to skip these last two wishes, if you will... not too fun to have your game logically sabotaged, after all)

Granted ......
I wish I could change into any animal any time O___o sweet huh.

[-gone away-]

Granted, but now your head hurts from trying to figure out what just happened.

Interesting game though, logically speaking... as in, the exact opposite wish should work about as well:

I wish that my wish won't be corrupted.

Granted, because your wish is already corrupted by been such a waste of a wish.

I wish i was imune to 'wild magic'.

- edit -
sorry chaoscontrol, i was a bit slow at posting.

[FeuFeu]

I wish I could change into any animal any time O___o sweet huh.
Granted. Your brain will also change accordingly, so its highly doubtful you'll manage to change back into human form.


Emerald Weapon's wish is now the one to corrupt

[Midgar]

To Qhimm's wish (granted but you didnt have a wish to being with)
To Emerald Weapon granted but no one likes your music after the first song, and they limewire it anyways.

I wish to have another wish.

[Relf]

I wish to have another wish.

Granted, but it is for no more wishes.

I wish for pencil (lost mine and have math HW to do...)

[L. Spiro]

Granted, but someone else gets to make that wish for you.


You wish for eternal life.



[Edit]Same-time post.
Next granter can pick which one or both to grant (but makes only one wish).[/Edit]

[RPGillespie]

I wish for pencil (lost mine and have math HW to do...)

Granted, but its a mechanical pencil with no lead.

I wish I could get my hands on a completed version of Chrono Trigger Ressurection.