Corrupt-A-Wish

[Sightless_Seer]

Granted. But, you work yourself to death, and leave your family with no financial support

I wish I They made video games like they used, with today's graphical aptitude.

[Kudistos Megistos]

OK, they make games like they used to in the 70's, with high-res graphics. Enjoy better looking Pong!

I wish this were true. Alternatively, I wish that I could fool some people into believing it's true 

[The Seer of Shadows]

Granted, you tell one person, who in turn tells many other people.  They all believe it, and many valued members around here mysteriously disappear...

I wish there were three more chests containing Osmose Tomes in Final Fantasy II.

[Kudistos Megistos]

I wish there were three more chests containing Osmose Tomes in Final Fantasy II.

Granted, but they are the only chests in the game.

I wish it were possible to buy phoenix downs in FF3

[The Seer of Shadows]

Granted, but they cost an obscene amount of gil.

I wish every job in FFV had the auto abilities "Find Passages", "Find Pits", "Light Step", and "Sprint".

[Kudistos Megistos]

Granted, but now there's only one job in the game.

I wish that the field and battle backgrounds in the game had been resized from original 2048x2048 images that get mysteriously "leaked"  to this community.