OK herez a good one...
Three midgets are on a bridge fed up with life, and they all want to commit suicide together.
A man walks by and says " what are you doing on the bridge".
A midget replies " well we are fed up with life and we just want to die"
The man says "Thats Crazy! There is plenty of things you can do."
"Like what?" the midget replies.
"Well For instance i just got in the guiness book of world records for jumping rope the most times in the world!" the man raves.
The midget thinks, and smiles.
"Guys I got a great idea. Ya know what? I have the smallest hands i have ever seen!"
The second midget says "Well, I have the smallest feet i have ever seen"
The third sits and mumbles "igot the smalle3(*%&$(*"
"What?" they ask.
I said " I have the smallest dick i have ever seen."
The first midget replies "Its ok bro, were all gonna be famous anyway."
So off to the record hall they go...
The first midget Runs out...
"Guys Guess what!? I have the smallest hands in the WORLD!"
The second midget goes in comes out and says "Hey Alright! I have the smallest feet in the world!"
The third slowly creeps in and comes out crying.
"What happened?" they ask.
GOD DAMMIT! Have you ever heard of a bastard named JOEY!?
Tell me ya dont love it!