Corrupt-A-Wish

[VincentVal]

Granted, but you don't understand how to use them.

Haha, you truly seem to enjoy the title giving too much!

I wish the FF7 OpCodes were all fully decoded.

Granted, but they are all in a language you do not understand.

I wish that gun violence in the world was replaced with crossbow violence.

Granted but all the arrows are twigs

I widh for a slice of pizza. (hungry)

[Caddberry]

Granted, but someone else has already eaten it once.  :wicked:

I wish I could be artistic with my hands. Like painting and drawing pretty pictures.. Just a bad ass artist.. Oh and I want my 1 milimeter tall catgirl larger (I'll relate it to the wish though) So that I can draw her with my new artistic talent.. ~_^

[ChaosControl]

granted but your arms will be shot off in a ghetto fight O_o;;

I wish I could understand my admin powers.

[Midgar]

Granted but they cannot be used as you are banned.

I would love for the area next to my lv to say "False Ninja"

[VincentVal]

Granted but it ends up in a phpBB Database error and you user is destroyed..

I wish for a 10.00GHz proccessor!  (Imagine how fast that would be!)

[ChaosControl]

granted but no power supply can give it enough power to run.

I wish for a new computer =/

[Relf]

I wish for a new computer =/

Granted, it's a Basalisk II.

I wish for a sarcastic smiley.

[steven]

I wish for a new computer =/

Granted, it's a Basalisk II.

I wish for a sarcastic smiley.

granted, but it will replace your avatar and you can't change it.

I wish I had a evangelion with a s2 engine and I was able to pilot it

[Midgar]

Granted, but its in the future, and Evangelions are outdated.
I want to be able to regulate life in the universe.

[VincentVal]

Granted, but its in the future, and Evangelions are outdated.
I want to be able to regulate life in the universe.

Granted, but you lose the ability to speak

I wish for a video card that will go beyond 1024x768

[mirex]

Granted, you have one that works in 66666 x 66666 x 47bit, but sadly none of the operating systems nor games support it. You can change it only for one of resolution 66666 x 66666 x 66666 x 2 bit which is not suported either.

I wish I had an colour holoprojector.

[VincentVal]

Granted, you have one that works in 66666 x 66666 x 47bit, but sadly none of the operating systems nor games support it. You can change it only for one of resolution 66666 x 66666 x 66666 x 2 bit which is not suported either.

I wish I had an colour holoprojector.

(Hologram?)  Granted but it only has one program  (if your a dude) a naked dude, (if your a chick) A naked... well chick!

[Emerald Weapon]

Since there was no new wish, I'll just mess with mirex' one then...

Granted, whatever it projects even becomes real! However someone somehow managed to program the database so it will only display one single scene being Zlad performing "Elektronik - Supersonik"...

I wish I'd be able to build as fast as the best computer opponent when playing C&C Generals Zero Hour. (gotta defeat my friends sometime) -_-

[L. Spiro]

Granted, but your friends were just granted a wish to be able to build twice as fast as the best computer.


I wish my Internet connection didn’t suck so much right now, or ever again of course.

[Qhimm]

Granted, now it blows instead.

I wish my toilet was working.

[Relf]

I wish my toilet was working.

Granted, but by "working" we mean it now explodes whenever you try to flush it.

I wish the world was flat, rather then round.

[sfx1999]

Granted, however you are jailed for heresy for saying it is not round.

I wish I never made this post.

[mirex]

Granted, but someone hacked into your account and posted it here for you. Not counting other things he posted on the forums under your name.

I wish I was invisible when I choose to.

[steven]

Granted, but someone hacked into your account and posted it here for you. Not counting other things he posted on the forums under your name.

I wish I was invisible when I choose to.

granted, but you can't chose when you want to become visible again.

I wish I was the only winner in the next latto I enter.

[Midgar]

Granted but that "latto" turns out to be the US draft!
I want to be able to find whatever music I want to at any time, without corrupting anything.

[italo gangsta]

Granted but that "latto" turns out to be the US draft!
I want to be able to find whatever music I want to at any time, without corrupting anything.

granted but due 2 poular demandings country is the only musik left (hope am playing right?  )

i wish 2 be richer than bill gates with no horrible side effects to mess my rich life  

[Relf]

Granted but that "latto" turns out to be the US draft!
I want to be able to find whatever music I want to at any time, without corrupting anything.

Granted, but it all plays so loud that your head explodes.

I wish I had selective telepathy.

[L. Spiro]

i wish 2 be richer than bill gates with no horrible side effects to mess my rich life

Granted.  The horrible side-effects come before your rich life, where just before you get rich you go in debt, which just happens to be the same amount as the wealth you get after plus $10.
You owe $10.

I wish I had selective telepathy.

Granted but it only works while you sleep.


I wish I had a way to properly cook these Ramen Noodles my mother sent me for Christmas through snail mail.

[Sukaeto]

Granted, but it causes a fire and you lose alot of stuff.

I wish I had started working on code generation for my compiler earlier.

[FeuFeu]

Granted, you actually started working on it 10 minutes earlier.

Found on bash.org

LutherBifteck: I bet if I wished I was a shapeshifter
LutherBifteck: The genie would give me the power to change triangles into squares
LutherBifteck: And I would be annoyed.

I wish all wishes were corrupted as inventively as this one.