There is a man in a doctor's office, and the doctor tells him that he has to lose 75 lbs or he'll die. This worries the man. The next day, he sees an ad in the paper that GUARUNTEES he will lose 10 lbs if he signs up for their easiest plan. The man thinks that thats bullshit, but he signs up anyway. The next week, when the workouts are supposed to start, he is up at 6 am, and is putting on his running shoes, when he hears a knock at his door. When he opens it, there is a very beautiful woman, who happens to be naked with only running shoes on and a sign around her neck standing there. The sign says, "If you catch me, you can have me!". Once she sees that the man has read this, she takes off running. After about a mile or so, the man catcheds up to her and... gets his way with her. This happens for about a week, and then he sees that he's lost 10lbs. He thinks, "Wow!!!" and so he calls the company and signs up for the 25lb workout. The next week, an even MORE beautiful lady shows up naked, with the sign and the shoes like before. This time, she runs faster and longer, and then he... gets his way with her. This happens for about a week, and then the man sees that he has indeed lost 25lbs! So, he calls the company, and orders the 40lb workout. He is cautioned that this is a very strenuous workout, but he just brushes it aside, thinking about how beautiful the woman will be. The next week, he gets a knock at his door, and he opens it, and there stands a naked Richard Simmons, with running shoes and a sign that says,"If I can catch you, I can have you!"
