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Off-topic forums => Completely Unrelated => Topic started by: L. Spiro on 2006-02-15 07:52:54
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Somehow this is actually fun depending on who joins in.
The first person makes a wish and the next poster grants the wish, but ruins it somehow.
Then he or she makes his or her own wish and the cycle continues.
For example:
Person A:
I wish I had a computer.
Person B:
Granted, but it’s a Mac.
I wish I didn’t have to go to school for a month.
Person C:
Granted. You got caught smoking pot and you are grounded for a month.
I wish…
I guess I’ll start since no one else has said anything yet.
I wish for world-wide peace.
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I wish for world-wide peace.
Granted, as long as there's no free will
I wish i didn't have to go back to uni next week.
btw, noticed this on your website "dwNumberOfYourBaseThatAreBelongToUs", lol.. :lol:
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Granted, as long as there's no free will
I wish i didn't have to go back to uni next week.
Granted but you got to work at McDonald's the rest of your life
http://www.fastfoodfever.com/pictures/23268_1.jpg
I wish for a bigger Tv
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Granted, as long as there's no free will
I wish i didn't have to go back to uni next week.
Granted but you got to work at McDonald's the rest of your life
http://www.fastfoodfever.com/pictures/23268_1.jpg
I wish for a bigger Tv
Granted, but it doesnt work :/
I wish for a hamster!
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Granted. A dead hamster arrives in the mail.
I wish to be the ruler of Earth.
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Granted, however nobody listens to you or respects you in any way.
I wish to be able to do magic.
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Granted, however nobody listens to you or respects you in any way.
I wish to be able to do magic.
Granted, you only have 1 more day to live though (no magic can prevent it so dont be a know it all and correct me :P)
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You didn’t make a wish.
So I will regrant the above wish and keep it going.
Granted, but the only spell you learn is Self-Explosion which can only be done once and results in your death.
I wish for world will and free peace.
P. S. Part of the fun is to try to be as creative as possible, and when you wish try to make a wish that is hard to backfire.
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You didn’t make a wish.
So I will regrant the above wish and keep it going.
Granted, but the only spell you learn is Self-Explosion which can only be done once and results in your death.
I wish for world will and free peace.
P. S. Part of the fun is to try to be as creative as possible, and when you wish try to make a wish that is hard to backfire.
Granted, but it will only be the small world in your head.
Wish: I wish for Final Fantasy remade so that you can be the main char inside a holodek or somesort
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Granted, however any damage you receive in-game will also happen in real-life, meaning that if you get a game-over, you actually die.
I wish to no longer need any sleep.
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Granted, but you days are worse than any nightmare.
I wish for a United Ireland.
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Granted, but you days are worse than any nightmare.
I wish for a United Ireland.
Granted but the English rule it
I wish for a planet where all the worlds living thing but humans can live in peace for 1,000,000 year where no humans can go
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I wish for a planet where all the worlds living thing but humans can live in peace for 1,000,000 year where no humans can go
Granted, but its on a collision course with the sun.
I wish for an inexpensive handheld SNES
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I wish for a planet where all the worlds living thing but humans can live in peace for 1,000,000 year where no humans can go
Granted, but its on a collision course with the sun.
I wish for an inexpensive handheld SNES
granted but only the japanese versions
wish: I wish i could fly O_o
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Granted but you also grow a disfiguring beak.
I wish For a united Ireland Under Irish Catholic Rule
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Granted, however because of major changes in te environmental situation Ireland is rapidly getting overrun by the waters of the Ocean. It'll be completely lost in about 2 months.
I wish to be in a really good, semi-popular metalband, which I will be able to do for a living and for the rest of my life.
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Granted, however because of major changes in te environmental situation Ireland is rapidly getting overrun by the waters of the Ocean. It'll be completely lost in about 2 months.
I wish to be in a really good, semi-popular metalband, which I will be able to do for a living and for the rest of my life.
Granted, unfortunatly the "rest of your life" is about 6 months.
I wish that someone could come up with some cleverly witty reponse that will corrupt my wish.
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I wish that someone could come up with some cleverly witty reponse that will corrupt my wish.
Granted, but now your head hurts from trying to figure out what just happened.
Interesting game though, logically speaking... as in, the exact opposite wish should work about as well:
I wish that my wish won't be corrupted.
(feel free to skip these last two wishes, if you will... not too fun to have your game logically sabotaged, after all)
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I wish that someone could come up with some cleverly witty reponse that will corrupt my wish.
Granted, but now your head hurts from trying to figure out what just happened.
Interesting game though, logically speaking... as in, the exact opposite wish should work about as well:
I wish that my wish won't be corrupted.
(feel free to skip these last two wishes, if you will... not too fun to have your game logically sabotaged, after all)
Granted ......
I wish I could change into any animal any time O___o sweet huh.
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Granted, but now your head hurts from trying to figure out what just happened.
Interesting game though, logically speaking... as in, the exact opposite wish should work about as well:
I wish that my wish won't be corrupted.
Granted, because your wish is already corrupted by been such a waste of a wish.
I wish i was imune to 'wild magic'.
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sorry chaoscontrol, i was a bit slow at posting.
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I wish I could change into any animal any time O___o sweet huh.
Granted. Your brain will also change accordingly, so its highly doubtful you'll manage to change back into human form.
Emerald Weapon's wish is now the one to corrupt :P
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To Qhimm's wish (granted but you didnt have a wish to being with)
To Emerald Weapon granted but no one likes your music after the first song, and they limewire it anyways.
I wish to have another wish.
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I wish to have another wish.
Granted, but it is for no more wishes.
I wish for pencil (lost mine and have math HW to do...)
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Granted, but someone else gets to make that wish for you.
You wish for eternal life.
[Edit]Same-time post.
Next granter can pick which one or both to grant (but makes only one wish).[/Edit]
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I wish for pencil (lost mine and have math HW to do...)
Granted, but its a mechanical pencil with no lead.
I wish I could get my hands on a completed version of Chrono Trigger Ressurection.
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L. Spiro: But you turn into a cricket just like that old myth.
Relf: Granted but it does your homework all wrong, and takes you all night.
I wish for everlasting happiness for my endless life.
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What L. Spiro said
as for CTR, you get it but it sucks. It does what it promises showing only the best parts and not everything.
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I wish I could get my hands on a completed version of Chrono Trigger Ressurection.
Granted, but you have to give it to me!
I wish for everlasting happiness for my endless life.
Granted, but someone else decides what happiness is.
I wish for more RAM.
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Granted. You get a stick of RAM for Macintosh machines.
I wish the dinosaurs were not killed.
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I wish the dinosaurs were not killed.
granted .. but they eat you alive.
I wish i wasn't so tired
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I wish i wasn't so tired
Granted, but you're physically and psycologically addicted to caffiene forever...
I wish one of my warnings would go away...
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granted, in fact both of them, but u get banned
i wish i had a muffin
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Granted, it has poison in it
I wish i couold have an uncorruptable wish ^^
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Granted, but the wish then corrupts YOU beyond all hope of recovery.
I wish that humanity invents a practical and safe-for-humans FTL drive technology to use in space travel. 8)
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Granted, but you're physically and psycologically addicted to caffiene forever...
I already am dammit :evil: :evil: :evil:. Thats actually why im tired, i drank WAY too much coke & coffie yesterday and so im having a huge low after the high effect :z .
I wish that humanity invents a practical and safe-for-humans FTL drive technology to use in space travel.
Granted, as long as there is no other places to travel too.
I wish for nothing ... for i am content.
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Granted, but you're physically and psycologically addicted to caffiene forever...
I already am dammit :evil: :evil: :evil:. Thats actually why im tired, i drank WAY too much coke & coffie yesterday and so im having a huge low after the high effect :z .
I wish that humanity invents a practical and safe-for-humans FTL drive technology to use in space travel.
Granted, as long as there is no other places to travel too.
I wish for nothing ... for i am content.
Then a life in nothingness you will get!
I wish for heaven to exsist
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Granted, but the wish then corrupts YOU beyond all hope of recovery.
HAH! Been there, done that. :P
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I wish for heaven to exsist
Granted, but you ain't going there!
I wish for a snow day at school.... Nevermind, that is already granted.
I wish for an early release of Spore (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/spore/index.html)
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I wish for heaven to exsist
Granted, but you ain't going there!
I wish for a snow day at school.... Nevermind, that is already granted.
I wish for an early release of Spore (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/spore/index.html)
Granted, but it will be very buggy
I wish for a cure agains every disease!
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Granted, but you have only one drop of it so it can cure only one person.
I wish I had holiday for 2 months.
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Granted, you get injured and spend the next two months in a hospital, thanks to a pneumothorax (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000087.htm).
I wish humanity never got to learn how to create weapons.
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Not funny.
My pneumothorax cost me $11,000 and tremendous back-aches (hard to lay any other way with a tube going between your ribs into your chest).
The back pains were so terrible I vowed that if my lung should ever collapse again I would rather just die.
The first time they cut me open was painful and left a scar.
Should I have to go in a second time, I can’t imagine the pain (not to mention unhealable phyisical damage) I would have to endure when they cut through the scar from the first time.
Granted.
Humans instead kill each other with their hands and with sticks, rocks, and various other artifacts they did not create.
I wish I was funny.
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Granted, but you are also mute.
I wish I had 100% grade average.
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L. Spiro : Well, I didn't intend it to be funny. My brother told me with great details how painful it was and that he can't do as much sport as he used to, so I know pretty well how damaging it can be. Anyway, I'm sorry about that :(
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Granted, but you are also mute.
I wish I had 100% grade average.
granted, only you're kicked out of skool cus they think you cheat.
I wish for 13370|2 programming skillzzzSzS
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I wish for 13370|2 programming skillzzzSzS
Granted, but then you get life-time ban from any kind of computer.
I wish people always wrote my nick correctly.
dziugo
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I wish people always wrote my nick correctly.
Granted, but it is only written correctly on paper, dzugio. :wink:
I wish I always had exact change for any purchase.
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Granted, but its going to all be in pennies... (or whatever your lowest coin is over there)
I wish that pirates and ninjas could get along.
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Granted, but there alliance results in the destruction of the earth.
I wish for a commusnist controlled US. (I must point out I'm not a Communist I Just think this be would the greatest Irony.)
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I wish that pirates and ninjas could get along.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/NinjashatePirates.jpg
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/ultimatemurder.JPG
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/NINJAvsPIRATE.jpg
sorry... couldn't resist
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I love Maddox. Also you must have heard of www.ninjapirate.com the original knockoff. Bet this thread will be here forever.
Granted but communists are dictated by Bush.
I wish for everything to be everlasting from now on, and whatever I want to revive also.
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I wish for everything to be everlasting from now on, and whatever I want to revive also.
Granted, everlasting damnation...
I wish i was fluent in japanese...
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Granted, but you forget English and can never leave the US.
I wish the cheap-labor conservatives would disappear.
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Granted, but you forget English and can never leave the US.
I wish the cheap-labor conservatives would disappear.
Granted, but everyone will sit in his/her own shit cus no one cleans it >.>
I wish for an unlimited supply of good food and drinks and smokes, and i will be able to use it
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Granted, but you overindulge, thus becoming so obese that you never get laid.
I wish I received a dollar for every wish made.
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I wish I received a dollar for every wish made.
Granted only if you then give them all to me.
I wish i understood what the hell was going on in Lain.
I probley shouldn't have watched donnie darko before it, my perception of reality is getting all fucked up today... it doesn't help with been sick with a fever of some sort either.
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Granted, but you see all the spoilers as well (yeah that was awful)
I wish I had more chocolate!
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Granted, but now you hate chocolate.
I wish pro-gaming in Korea would branch to the USA.
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I wish pro-gaming in Korea would branch to the USA.
Granted, korea invade's the USA and brings pro-gaming with it along with any other cultural differences.
I wish my computer would stop with the error's... i messed it up somehow :weep: . now its crashing every time i do something.. even the smallest thing crashes it ... ARGGRGGRG.. ..bugger, today suck's already & the sun hasn't even come up yet.
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Granted, however when you're around, the sun doesn't come up at all.
I wish to understand every language spoken on earth and also be able to speak it myself.
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Granted, but now you are 90 years old because you wasted your life learning all of the languages
I wish I didn't have a million dollars.
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I wish I didn't have a million dollars.
Granted, it is now in a diffrent currency.
1,000,000.00 USD
United States Dollars = 838,028.33 EUR
I wish the internet no longer had creepy people.
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Granted, it is now in a diffrent currency.
1,000,000.00 USD
United States Dollars = 838,028.33 EUR
I wish the internet no longer had creepy people.
Granted but now the creepy people hang out at the parks and chat to the little boy and girls
i wish for saga .co to come back from the dead with a new Console
that better then the ps3
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Granted, but now the PS3 sucks, so being better then it isn't saying much.
I wish that I was an unnaturally strong seventeen-year-old protagonist on a journey to defeat a god-aspiring villian.
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I wish that I was an unnaturally strong seventeen-year-old protagonist on a journey to defeat a god-aspiring villian.
Granted, but you are doomed to faliure.
I wish that the Revolution actually does well!
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Granted, but it does so well, people don't make PC games anymore.
I want to have a magic carpet that could set things other than me on fire.
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Granted. It immediately sets your family on fire and all your friends, and then hangs around in case you ever fall in love so it can him/her on fire too.
I wish I could visit myself in the past and correct my mistakes/stop myself from being such a brat.
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Granted, but being a brat saved your life, so you end up dead.
I want a clock that tells the correct time depending on the time zone that is not very heavy, nor does it require batteries, nor is it breakable.
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Granted, but being a brat saved your life, so you end up dead.
I want a clock that tells the correct time depending on the time zone that is not very heavy, nor does it require batteries, nor is it breakable.
granted but it aint waterproof so everything rusts as the world flows over O_o
I want sunshine whenever the **** i want it =O
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Granted, but you're a vampire
I wish that my ipod would work ><
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Granted, you are able to play Solitaire with it again!
I wish to be able to read people's minds without being overwhelmed by it.
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Granted, but everyone thinks lies because they know.
I want to supereagle the backgrounds of Final Fantasy VII (and have it work)!
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Granted but your game discovers new unrelated reasons to crash, so severe that all Final Fantasy VII games crash if you are within a mile (but hey, you can still play with binoculars and extension cords!).
I wish I earned $10,000 every month.
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Granted but you get sued and must play 10,001 dollars each month.
I want to be able to play as Jenova, with good stats.
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Granted, but all the enemies are above the level cap
I wish I could watch all the anime in the world
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Granted, your homosexual Japanese sumo wrestler lover rewards you with it for giving good fellatio.
I wish I had enough money that I could quit my job and just focus on my research.
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Granted but all the reasearch in the field you were studying is already completed.
I want to be able to turn into the amazing Hulk and be really strong, and won't turn small.
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Granted, but your muscles are so big they create an air-tight seal around your head.
I wish life never happened on this planet.
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Granted, now every evil cannot be killed. Life occurs on another plannet and they are worst than us.
I want Final Fantasy VII to be open source (by Squaresoft)!
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Granted, however it costs 10.000 dollars to have it.
I wish the all games were government-sponsored and therefore for free.
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Granted, but with no competition, all games suck.
I want to be able to bench 300lbs.
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Granted..
However, you crush your larynx while attempting to bench 400 lbs.
I wish relationships with the opposite sex were easier..
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Granted, but you're now attracted to those of your same sex.
I wish my girlfriend had come home last Friday, instead of two weeks from now.
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Granted, but she had come to break up.
I want to be able to eat anything without side effects, and my taste would remain the same.
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Granted, but she had come to break up.
I want to be able to eat anything without side effects, and my taste would remain the same.
Granted but an accident will cause your jaw to be fucked up and you haqve to eat trough a tube in your stomach
I wish: I was a member of a uber leet0r Punk/Ska/Rock band 8)
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Granted, but a giant meteor falls and ends all life on the planet
I wish I could out drink everyone (with alcohol)
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Granted but your liver is FUBAR'd.
I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could, in fact, chuck wood.
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You find out that the answer is 12 pieces of 12X13 lumber, and it doesn't impress you.
I want to answer my materia maker thread. ^^
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Granted. You become a woodchuck that can chuck wood.
I wish I didn’t have to shave every day to prevent my facial hair from growing longer than 0.1 millimeters.
[Edit]Oops. Nearly Same-Time Post.[/Edit]
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Great. Which outcome is the correct one?
Quantum Indecision AHOY!! :wicked: :wicked: :wicked:
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I wish I didn’t have to shave every day to prevent my facial hair from growing longer than 0.1 millimeters.
Granted, but now you have to shave your pubs' each day to prevent them from sticking out the bottom of your pants & sleeve's.
I wish i was born of one of the elite avain race's. ( Human with Wing's - icarii ) with no physical or mental disabilities of any sort.
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Granted, however you are seen as a Demon by (in any case) the entire religious world. You are hunted down and in the end killed.
I wish to own a magic "automatic-refill-with-any-fluid-you-want-glass".
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Granted.. However, all are tainted with cyanide.
I wish I was a famous HollyWood actor..
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granted, only a meteor strikes Hollywood and you along with it.
I wish I for a new comp with the latest specs and one which could withstand anything and can't break or whatsoever, i'm also bonded with it (by a spiritual link) so it cant be taken away from me unless i die which i wont cus im connected to the unbreakable comp and thus so am i!
(think of something to crush my wish ;_;)
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granted, only a meteor strikes Hollywood and you along with it.
I wish I for a new comp with the latest specs and one which could withstand anything and can't break or whatsoever, i'm also bonded with it (by a spiritual link) so it cant be taken away from me unless i die which i wont cus im connected to the unbreakable comp and thus so am i!
Granted..
But the computer must be powered by the souls of your family and friends
I wish I had more money.
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I wish I had more money.
Granted, you can have some more monopoly money.
I wish for everything bad to no longer exist with the exception of me.
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granted, but it will be in another dimension so we are not affected
I wish these fuckers left this forum im on :/
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Granted, but they then show up at your front door instead.
I wish to know just who is it that keeps losing track of Waldo.
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i wish to know just who is it that keeps losing track of Waldo.
lol.
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Granted, but they then show up at your front door instead.
I wish to know just who is it that keeps losing track of Waldo.
granted, but you have to give up your right leg first
I wish I had a unbreakable 2 gb flash drive
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Granted, but you don't have the firmware.
I want a Mako Reactor that sucks up real lifestream!
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Granted, but a bunch of eco-terrorists blow it up ^^
I wish the scream scene in FFX never happened
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I wish the scream scene in FFX never happened
Granted, and I have no wish to corrupt this.
I wish FFX-2 simply wasnt.
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I hated that scene too. But since this is corrupt wishes.. instead there is a 100 other scenes you must watch, each quite long in which you must watch, because as we all know, there is no way to skip through these scenes...
Granted, however there is a horrible replacement for it, FFVII-2, in which Aeris comes back to life and then makes every woman a slayer and every man into a Cloud clone.
My Desire: "If only FFX simply wasn't (so there wouldn't be a dumbass running around with a horrible storyline, not to mention the famous shinra scene in FFX-2)!"
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My Desire: "If only FFX simply wasn't (so there wouldn't be a dumbass running around with a horrible storyline, not to mention the famous shinra scene in FFX-2)!"
Granted ... althought i have no idea what your trying to say so i could've just granted anything.
I wish people would start comming up with funny & whitty responses rather than the usual "It's poisoned you die" or "Granted... but your now dead".
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Granted, but now its poisoned and you die, which I granted, but your dead. However, people start using these faces in because they :love: you even though you are :evil: and we feel -_- you for being so recklessly :D and :wicked: all the time. You always :erm: us with your responces and make us :o in despair everytime we read your posts, it makes us :isee: and :z all the time, mostly :weep: . We would love you to make witty responces too to :oops: us and make the rest of us :P . Thank you!
I want someone to use more faces than I did.
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Granted, but you're blind (somehow you know this without reading, since you're blind) and so it holds no relevance anymore
I wish that I could run the 100 meter dash in under 9 seconds
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Granted, but you're blind (somehow you know this without reading, since you're blind) and so it holds no relevance anymore
I wish that I could run the 100 meter dash in under 9 seconds
Granted, but in the special olympics >.>
I wish everything was the same as now but me being able to fly, so nothing changes, no meteors crushing me or whatsoever
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Granted, but now its poisoned and you die, which I granted, but your dead. However, people start using these faces in because they :love: you even though you are :evil: and we feel -_- you for being so recklessly :D and :wicked: all the time. You always :erm: us with your responces and make us :o in despair everytime we read your posts, it makes us :isee: and :z all the time, mostly :weep: . We would love you to make witty responces too to :oops: us and make the rest of us :P . Thank you!
*dies laughing*
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*dies laughing*
Heh, wonder whose wish that was. :P
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Granted, however since nothing else changes, you end up not knowing you have the ability to fly, just as you don’t now.
I wish I didn’t have to pay taxes.
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I wish I didn’t have to pay taxes.
Granted, but it's because you have no income.
I wish these (software) bugs were easier to find and fix.
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Granted. This way, software development becomes easy and we developers are all replaced by code generators.
I wish I had the power to "pause" the time and be able to act during this pause.
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You gain the ability, but then you are :o that you cannot see anything anymore. You get -_- and then you try to become :wicked: by hitting everything in your way, trying to make people :weep: but you end up making us very very :P by looking like a fool. You are now :z and you get extremely :x and try to be cool by wearing 8) but still bump into things and look :erm: everytime you do that. You get very :oops: because girls don't like guys that bump into stuff. You end up being :isee: and we are :love: with you, because you make us :P :D so freaking much. Hopefully you will have a :lol: day tomorrow.
If only I could get a 5.8GPA, even though I have a 2.47...
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It's only innovative the first time... :-?
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Granted, but you become paralyzed right before you discover time powers
I wish i had my own 100% loyal robot
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I wish i had my own 100% loyal robot
Granted, its marvin from hitchhickersg2tg.
I wish i knew what to wish for.
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Granted, you wish for mine to be unchangeable.
I want a magic rug that cannot be altered, and can do anything on my command, which cannot be destroyed or changed in any way by me, and the first thing I cast is for me not to be change by anything I don't want to.
That was like 10, try and break it!
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Granted, but you get drunk and in a blind rage you destroy the whole universe
I wish that I had a secret machine that did all my work and i would know how it did it and no one would ever find out
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I wish that I had a secret machine that did all my work and i would know how it did it and no one would ever find out
Granted, but it goes out and commits murder, which you are later sentenced for since you knew everything about it and no one ever found out about the machine.
I wish my mom didn't have to die. There, let's see just how evil you are!
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Granted, however in order for her to remain immortal she has to eat souls of harmless 11-year old cute little girls. Or those of the W. Bush family...
I wish I could teleport to where-ever I want without any chance of failure and always exactly knowing what I'm doing and what will happen.
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Granted. A remote island is soon named “where-ever I want†and you can teleport to it 100% successfully.
I wish Naruto would hurry up and download.
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Granted but a couple of terrorists come and take you away wearing bush propaganda
i wish for the worlds most comfortable underwear that fit me
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Granted.. however, they're womens panties and the only place they'll fit is on your head. *heh, heh!*
I wish George Washington could be resurrected and re-elected to president of the US..
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Granted, but he is set in his old revolutionary ways. He declares war on England for no reason.
I wish George W. Bush would not sell 6 major east coast ports to Dubai.
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Granted, but he is set in his old revolutionary ways. He declares war on England for no reason.
I wish George W. Bush would not sell 6 major east coast ports to Dubai.
gramted, he sells them to bill gates.
I wish I had a working copy of win 2k pro so I can get my laptop working.
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Granted, but it can't update because its a pirated edition you paid 200$ for.
I want to be able to find out the meaning of life.
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Granted, but the answer you get is so disappointing, that you spend the rest of your days tortured and depressed.
I wish the next episode of pure pwnage would hurry up and be released.
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I wish the next episode of pure pwnage would hurry up and be released.
Granted, but the franchise is bought, and all new episodes have teletubies as the main characters.
I wish that I had wings.
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Granted, but you have no idea how to use those wings.
I wish I was able to install and play in "fear" on my computer :]
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Granted, but you have no idea how to use those wings.
I wish I was able to install and play in "fear" on my computer :]
granted, but it has a bug that causes your computer to be unable to run any other game EVER again.
I wish I got better download speed in bit torrent
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Granted, but everything carries a virus
I wish whenever I put my hand in pocket, iI could grab a $20 bill and take it out.
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Granted, but each is marked with the special colour which is used to mark money stolen from banks.
I wish my notebook would be working once again.
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Granted. Your notebook works again, once.
I wish the other company would pay me so I can buy my Yamaha® MOTIF ES 7 soon.
L. Spiro
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Granted. Your notebook works again, once.
I wish the other company would pay me so I can buy my Yamaha® MOTIF ES 7 soon.
L. Spiro
granted, but it gets stolen before you can take it home.
I wish I had a real life flying chocobo
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granded but it has h5n1 virus, so it will die soon (I think chocobo is a chicken)
I wish I was never born :)
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granded but it has h5n1 virus, so it will die soon (I think chocobo is a chicken)
I wish I was never born :)
Granted but your DNA was going to be the cure for AIDS. Cos you not being born billions of ppl die
i wish a a new pack of dvdr's
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i wish a a new pack of dvdr's
Granted, but they are all filled with child pornography, as the police well know.
I wish this thread ceased to exist. :wink:
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Granted. You are now shirtless.
I wish I didn't have a wish.
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Granted. You are now shirtless.
I wish I didn't have a wish.
Grranted, now delete yourwishfrom your post.
I wish I had become the multi-billion dollar owner of Microsoft.
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Granted, but EU wins the war over terorristic USA, and dollars cease to exist.
I wish I had my very own functional personal teleport which would teleport me anywhere I wanted anytime.
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Granted, but EU wins the war over terorristic USA, and dollars cease to exist.
I wish I had my very own functional personal teleport which would teleport me anywhere I wanted anytime.
granted, but it will get you dna mixed up with any bug that gets into the teleporter with you and turn you into a freak.
I wish I had a a relly cool mousepad
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granted, but it will get you dna mixed up with any bug that gets into the teleporter with you and turn you into a freak.
I wish I had a a relly cool mousepad
Granted but that pad causes you $50 mouse to get broken.
I wish for a WORKING moniter (Mine goes green)
EDIT: Removing the Quote-in-Quote
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Granted, but it makes super high pitched annoying buzzing sounds that alternate with low pitched tones, and smells like cat urine..
I wish for world peace ~_^
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Granted, but it makes super high pitched annoying buzzing sounds that alternate with low pitched tones, and smells like cat urine..
I wish for world peace ~_^
Granted, but the entire world goes insane due to no way to realese anger.
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Granted, but it makes super high pitched annoying buzzing sounds that alternate with low pitched tones, and smells like cat urine..
I wish for world peace ~_^
Granted, but the entire world goes insane due to no way to realese anger.
Wow.. That's pretty close to how it is now.. and you forgot your wish.. So It's a free wish to whoever.. Oh hell I'll make another one to keep it going..
I wish for a beautiful real life anime catgirl!
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Granted, but she's only 1 milimeter tall.
But I wish one too :)
I wish for a beautiful real life anime catgirl!
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granted but she will still look anime in the real world so you cant really show yourself with her. or people will ask >.>
I wish for admin powers on this forum, i dont know why but it seems an interresting wish.
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Granted, but you don't understand how to use them.
I wish the amount on my paycheck was twice as big.
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Granted, the numbers will appear bigger on your paycheck.
I wish the FF7 OpCodes were all fully decoded.
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Granted, but you don't understand how to use them.
Haha, you truly seem to enjoy the title giving too much!
I wish the FF7 OpCodes were all fully decoded.
Granted, but they are all in a language you do not understand.
I wish that gun violence in the world was replaced with crossbow violence.
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Granted, but you don't understand how to use them.
Haha, you truly seem to enjoy the title giving too much!
I wish the FF7 OpCodes were all fully decoded.
Granted, but they are all in a language you do not understand.
I wish that gun violence in the world was replaced with crossbow violence.
Granted but all the arrows are twigs
I widh for a slice of pizza. (hungry)
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Granted, but someone else has already eaten it once. :wicked:
I wish I could be artistic with my hands. Like painting and drawing pretty pictures.. Just a bad ass artist.. Oh and I want my 1 milimeter tall catgirl larger (I'll relate it to the wish though) So that I can draw her with my new artistic talent.. ~_^
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granted but your arms will be shot off in a ghetto fight O_o;;
I wish I could understand my admin powers.
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Granted but they cannot be used as you are banned.
I would love for the area next to my lv to say "False Ninja"
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Granted but it ends up in a phpBB Database error and you user is destroyed..
I wish for a 10.00GHz proccessor! (Imagine how fast that would be!)
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granted but no power supply can give it enough power to run.
I wish for a new computer =/
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I wish for a new computer =/
Granted, it's a Basalisk II.
I wish for a sarcastic smiley.
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I wish for a new computer =/
Granted, it's a Basalisk II.
I wish for a sarcastic smiley.
granted, but it will replace your avatar and you can't change it.
I wish I had a evangelion with a s2 engine and I was able to pilot it :)
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Granted, but its in the future, and Evangelions are outdated.
I want to be able to regulate life in the universe.
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Granted, but its in the future, and Evangelions are outdated.
I want to be able to regulate life in the universe.
Granted, but you lose the ability to speak
I wish for a video card that will go beyond 1024x768
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Granted, you have one that works in 66666 x 66666 x 47bit, but sadly none of the operating systems nor games support it. You can change it only for one of resolution 66666 x 66666 x 66666 x 2 bit which is not suported either.
I wish I had an colour holoprojector.
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Granted, you have one that works in 66666 x 66666 x 47bit, but sadly none of the operating systems nor games support it. You can change it only for one of resolution 66666 x 66666 x 66666 x 2 bit which is not suported either.
I wish I had an colour holoprojector.
(Hologram?) Granted but it only has one program (if your a dude) a naked dude, (if your a chick) A naked... well chick!
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Since there was no new wish, I'll just mess with mirex' one then...
Granted, whatever it projects even becomes real! However someone somehow managed to program the database so it will only display one single scene being Zlad performing "Elektronik - Supersonik"...
I wish I'd be able to build as fast as the best computer opponent when playing C&C Generals Zero Hour. (gotta defeat my friends sometime) -_-
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Granted, but your friends were just granted a wish to be able to build twice as fast as the best computer.
I wish my Internet connection didn’t suck so much right now, or ever again of course.
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Granted, now it blows instead.
I wish my toilet was working.
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I wish my toilet was working.
Granted, but by "working" we mean it now explodes whenever you try to flush it.
I wish the world was flat, rather then round.
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Granted, however you are jailed for heresy for saying it is not round.
I wish I never made this post.
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Granted, but someone hacked into your account and posted it here for you. Not counting other things he posted on the forums under your name. ;)
I wish I was invisible when I choose to.
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Granted, but someone hacked into your account and posted it here for you. Not counting other things he posted on the forums under your name. ;)
I wish I was invisible when I choose to.
granted, but you can't chose when you want to become visible again.
I wish I was the only winner in the next latto I enter.
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Granted but that "latto" turns out to be the US draft!
I want to be able to find whatever music I want to at any time, without corrupting anything.
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Granted but that "latto" turns out to be the US draft!
I want to be able to find whatever music I want to at any time, without corrupting anything.
granted but due 2 poular demandings country is the only musik left (hope am playing right? :oops:)
i wish 2 be richer than bill gates with no horrible side effects to mess my rich life :roll:
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Granted but that "latto" turns out to be the US draft!
I want to be able to find whatever music I want to at any time, without corrupting anything.
Granted, but it all plays so loud that your head explodes.
I wish I had selective telepathy.
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i wish 2 be richer than bill gates with no horrible side effects to mess my rich life
Granted. The horrible side-effects come before your rich life, where just before you get rich you go in debt, which just happens to be the same amount as the wealth you get after plus $10.
You owe $10.
I wish I had selective telepathy.
Granted but it only works while you sleep.
I wish I had a way to properly cook these Ramen Noodles my mother sent me for Christmas through snail mail.
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Granted, but it causes a fire and you lose alot of stuff.
I wish I had started working on code generation for my compiler earlier.
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Granted, you actually started working on it 10 minutes earlier.
Found on bash.org (http://bash.org)
LutherBifteck: I bet if I wished I was a shapeshifter
LutherBifteck: The genie would give me the power to change triangles into squares
LutherBifteck: And I would be annoyed.
I wish all wishes were corrupted as inventively as this one.
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Granted; but the negative effects of this will not be known, as I am not witty enough to come up with such an inteligent corruption, and you will end up overly-paranoid for the rest of your life about whether or not karma will catch up with you. Ironically, this leads to poor health, destabilization of all your relationships, and an overall rotten time that spans thruoughout your earthly existance.
I wish ff7 would get remade.
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I wish ff7 would get remade.
Granted, it is reamade, but it only works for the original Apple computer hardware.
I wish the sky was green.
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Granted, the sky is green because a tornado came and sucked up all your money into the sky.
I want to kill US President Bush (not former) without anyone knowing, and crush the Puritan hold on the US.
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I want to kill US President Bush (not former) without anyone knowing, and crush the Puritan hold on the US.
Granted, however Dick Cheney automatically becomes president next, and starts shooting the rest of the US population.
I wish for A bottomless Mug of Sleeman's Cream Ale and to not get alcohol poisoning from it.
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Granted; you get cancer though.
I wish more people would think for themselves.
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I wish more people would think for themselves.
Granted; but they think for, and only of, themselves.
I wish Global Warming wasn't imminent.
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Granted now there is no one to help you when you wreck your car!
I wish for all the money in the world
EDIT: Missed relfs post
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Granted, it appears - in the form of it's raw gold boulion, about 20 feet above you. All of it.
I wish someone would release some decent software for the PSP. (I don't even care if I can play it, I just want it to exist.)
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Granted; but now, extended use of PSPs world-wide results in over-use, and most of them end up breaking within 72 hours.
I wish i were an Oscar-myer weiner ^_^
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Granted, bu we eat you.
I want a plant that makes harmless drugs, that makes you hallucinate, and happy.
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Granted but it will kill you after 3 hits... ^_^
I wish for the world to blow up!
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Granted but it will kill you after 3 hits... ^_^
I wish for the world to blow up!
granted mars blows up with you on it.
I wish I had the car from the back to the future movies.
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I wish I had the car from the back to the future movies.
Granted. But you're in it when the train smacks into it in the third movie.
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psst, make a wish, silly!
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I wish for something better.
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Granted; but you don't know how to use it
I wish I were more motivated =)
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Granted, and you join our god-forsaken army.
I wish that the person about to grant me my wish wouldn't corrupt it.
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Granted, but you gained nothing from your wish.
I wish to be better at all games without having to put much effort into practicing them.
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Granted, but they're all FRANCHISE TIE-IN VIDEOGAMES.
I wish my illicit lover was on birth control >_>
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Granted but she is already 4 months pregnant with another guys baby.
I wish for no more wishing.
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Granted, but its only worded differently.
I WANT a fully interactive video game, which won't hurt me or take anything away from me except my choice of time.
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Granted, but it's called "The US Government".
I WANT Tim Horton's to be as common in America as it is in Canadia.
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I WANT Tim Horton's to be as common in America as it is in Canadia.
Granted, it is as common in America as it is in Canadia, a country that does not exist.
I wish I wasn't so lazy!
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Granted, but you're only motivated to provide me with Timmies foodstuffs.
I wish I had a commission-based sales job.
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granted, but it's a job in which you don;t sell jack-shiat.
I wish the world would explode. With me on it.
(as a side note, Timmy ho's are quite common where I live; I can think of at least 3 or 4 within a 2-mile radius)
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granted, but it's a job in which you don;t sell jack-shiat.
I wish the world would explode. With me on it.
(as a side note, Timmy ho's are quite common where I live; I can think of at least 3 or 4 within a 2-mile radius)
granted, but for some reason you servive the blast and drift around in space till you die3 of hunger.
I wish my teeth were as whit as :D
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Granted. All the grime from your teeth moves to other areas of your mouth making them all darker and your teeth brighter. Now you look like a clown when you smile.
I wish I had taken better care of my teeth while I was younger so I wouldn’t have had to have my third moler removed yesterday.
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Granted, but that doesn't protect you from the 8 wisdom teeth you somehow manage to grow.
I wish I had a Stargate to play around with.
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Granted, but that doesn't protect you from the 8 wisdom teeth you somehow manage to grow.
I wish I had a Stargate to play around with.
granted, but you can never find a planet to gate to and it just sets there like a paperweight
I wish space travle was cheap and safe and asnybody can go :)
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Granted, but it's only through MY Stargate and you're not allowed to go XP
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Granted.
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I wish my post count would go up,
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Granted, but you're immediately banned for the post flood.
I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish after my last wish-granting.
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Granted, but you did not wish anything with your wish.
I wish the newest graphic card in my laptop.
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Granted. The Graphic Card in your laptop explodes.
I wish I owned and could live in The Biltmore Estate.
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I wish I owned and could live in The Biltmore Estate.
Granted. Your home is bombed by the US military when North Carolina sucedes from the union...again.
I wish everyone on this forum eternal happiness.
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Granted. Everyone who is not dies. Since we're so remote and there probally isn't a female among us, the human race becomes extinct.
I wish for a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper (the drink).
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Granted. You also become allergic to caffiene.
I wish that I had the worst luck in the world.
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Granted. You are now Micheal Jackson.
I wish I had a Super Vandread.
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Granted. You are now Micheal Jackson.
I wish I had a Super Vandread.
granted, but it gives you cancer (like everthing else in the world:P)
I wish everbody here had a modded ps2 and every game for said system :D
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Granted. The mod was shabby and done by a total amateur who wouldn't recognize a soldering iron if it burnt him in the face. Also the games are all on DVD+Rs.
I wish I had a cure for my cancer so I could enjoy my Super Vandread.
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I wish I had a cure for my cancer so I could enjoy my Super Vandread.
Granted, sadly, the cure for cancer is the destruction your Super Vandread.
I wish Canada conquered America.
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Granted, but America by any other name still has a huge national debt, a retarded leadership, and worldwide hatred towards it.
I wish I could find that woman who killed that kitten (and took photos of it) so I could kill her with my bare hands, in mostly the same ways that she killed the kitten, and then be forgiven such as to not be sent to any form of imprisonment.
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Granted. You are now Micheal Jackson.
Uhh, that didn't corrupt my bad luck, it added to it. thanks.
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Granted, but you have permanent blood stains of the women on your hands for the rest of your life.
I wish that I could teleport.
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Granted, but you accidentally fuse with Joan Rivers while teleporting one day.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner. That is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me.
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Granted, but you accidentally fuse with Joan Rivers while teleporting one day.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner. That is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me.
granted, but everbody will be trying to eat you.
I wish my copy of xenogears worked and I can get past this one part it keeps freezing on me :(
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Granted, but it only works on my PS.
I want my computer back...
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granted, but your mom will beat it up again. (or maybe you will actually prevent it from happening this time, like normal people would)
I wish my mom tried to break my comp :P
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granted, but your mom will beat it up again. (or maybe you will actually prevent it from happening this time, like normal people would)
I wish my mom tried to break my comp :P
granted but she breaks it over your head.
I wish life was more like anime
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Granted, you now get smacked in the face, sending you flying over the nearest building, by any girl you try to get close with or even talk to.
I wish my exam I'm having next week will go perfect without me having to learn anything the next couple of days.
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granted, but every other exam will be a failure.
I wish i could think of more wishes.
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Granted, but they're so profane they get you banned.
I wish there were fairy vending machines.
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There are some actually, but they work only on Fairy dollars, which you - of course - don't have.
I wish the DJ's would play breakcore more often on drum'n'bass party nights.
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Granted, everyone except you leaves because they don't like it.
I want to be able to play Guilty Gear XX with ease.
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Granted but only for a minute ... after that your true talent will come back
I wish the coyote finaly catch the road runner !!!!
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Granted, but the coyote is under an anvil, and is holding one leg.
I want this thead not to die.
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Granted but you'll be banned hehe!!
I wish the human hand gets one finger added so nobody can show you the middle finger !!!
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granted, but we'd have no more toes and everyone will be wanting to put up their middle finger because you wished for it not to happen anymore and now they're even more mad and massively kill themselves and you will be left alone on the planet to rot a few years till your corps is gone and eaten by some beasts...i dunno, chickens perhaps...
I wish I could still read what I just typed but it seems too confusing because I didn't use any intelligence on it or anything.
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granted but your gonna pay your boast of intelligence by the burnt of your brain 'cause it will use more than his capacity lol
I wish you not to be angry with me about what I just wrote 'cause I was just kidding hehe
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granted, I lack the braincells to be angry at someone anyway ;P
I wish my new Hardware would actually arrive!
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Granted, it arrives broken.
I want spring vacation again...
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Granted, but this tiime it lasts for years and it has no end you spend all your money and you are now broke and a bum so you get so bored that you wish for work again but you already used your last wish...
I wish for the ability to make better NPC's than Borde, Storm and ice_cold combined for FF7 and they are completely compatible and no errors ever appear and people love me for the patch :wink:
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what an unfair wish !!!!!! well .. granted but then you wake up and find out that it was just in your dream :lol:
I wish we finaly finish this NPC's project!!! :wink:
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Granted.
But when you try to play FFVII. Your Fuse Blows over and over again even though with replacements
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hehe AOD your right the patch will be too powerful for the fuse :lol:
but... you didn't made a wish
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what an unfair wish !!!!!! well .. granted but then you wake up and find out that it was just in your dream
I wish we finaly finish this NPC's project!!!
Because AOD didnt make a wish I will do storms one
Granted, but when after all the NPC's are finished you go home and people from squaresoft nock at your door, and they are mad that you out did them so they file a lawsuit (for some obscure reason) and you are stripped of all your computer stuff and you have to work as a janitor at squaresoft to pay for legal expenses
I wish that every one in Qhimm's forums would answer my "Nicknames... why? topic in completely unrelated :wicked:
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granted but all the screen of all the computer you use to see all these post blow off before you even be able to read one
I wish the old chair that I use to sit in front my computer last until I get a new one haha
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I wish the old chair that I use to sit in front my computer last until I get a new one haha
Granted, unfortunately the chair is also transubstantiated into a bear trap.
I wish that pigs could fly.
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granted but it will be another flying thing other than bird to shit on your head haha
I wish .... to have hair like :mrgreen: hehe
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Granted! {poof!} But it feeds off you like a parasite and keeps growing uncontrollably, taking over the earth. {snip, snip}
I wish real life was as interesting as anime.
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Granted, its an anime version of Seinfeld.
I want to go to sleep.
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Granted, its an anime version of Seinfeld.
I want to go to sleep.
Granted but you have a dream of freddy http://www.r2-d2.org/Star%20signed/Freddy.JPG
and get kill in your dream
i wish to know everything
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Granted, you know everything..... about absolutely nothing. :-P
I wish that I could find a cure for HIV/AIDS (I don't mind killing a few kittens for the cure though :evil:)
:mrgreen: Try corrupt that.
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I wish that I could find a cure for HIV/AIDS (I don't mind killing a few kittens for the cure though evil)
Granted, you discover that the cure for HIV/AIDS is death, lucky you.
I wish I could breath in outside of the ozone layer.
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Granted, but you can't breath where we are.
I wish i could play FFVII with the graphics of FFX or better.
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:mrgreen: Granted ya'll
But now the gameplay sucks.
I wish for a giant novelty inflatable egg
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:mrgreen: Granted ya'll
But now the gameplay sucks.
NOOO!!!
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Christian: Grant the persons wish then make a new wish.... :-P (If you want to make a comment, make it then but don't stop the flow)
Clogmonkey: Granted but the giant egg is so gargantuan it crushes you before you can even enjoy how stupid having a giant novelty inflatable egg is! :?
I wish for if I ever go buy something (be it a BMW or a newspaper) that if I reach into my pocket I will always have the exact change. :roll:
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Granted, but the change is always in pennies.
I wish the internet contained no pornography.
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Granted but without the pornography you find that the internet sucks :evil:
I wish that I was able to get my torrents to work(download speed=4kb per second) :cry:
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Granted, but for every download that achieves a speed of over 4 KB/s, the downloaded torrent comes chock-full of spyware, viruses, and other computer-life-threatening files.
I wish to know everything...
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Granted, but you go crazy about knowing how everyone you care about dies (including yourself)
I wish this thread would die...
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Granted but just before it keels over and dies, it some how it managed to equip the final attack materia with the summon phoenix so you know what happens...
I wish that I could go kick George W Bush's ass! :x
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Granted but just before it keels over and dies, it some how it managed to equip the final attack materia with the summon phoenix so you know what happens...
I wish that I could go kick George W Bush's ass! :x
Granted, but you also have to kick your own political hero as well.
I wish that Mr. Green's hair was green :wink:.
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Granted, but its in an alternate universe.
I want better internet coverage.
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Granted, for $60 a month.
I wish the Nintendo Wii was already available.
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Granted, but no games ready for it
I wish for 500 dvd-r and 500 cd's so i dont have to go out and buy them
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Granted, now every computer you use breaks.
I wish for someone to reply to this thread.
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Granted, but it's a really dumb reply.
I wish Q-Gears was at a usable stage.
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Granted, but it got shut down, and so no one gets to use it.
I wish I had a time machine, that works, but won't kill me if it teleports into a solid object, and paradoxes will not occur.
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(Chrono Trigger on your mind?)
Granted but you can't control what time you go to (ZEAL!!)
I wish for this head :mrgreen:
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Granted, but the hair is so heavy you can't walk.
I wish I had an A in my calculus class.
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Granted, but your school flips the grading scale the same day.
I wish At the Drive-In (band) got back together.
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They do, but no songs again!!
I wish for a better life
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Granted, but you're too stressed to injoy it.
I wish my laptop had a longer battery life.
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I wish my laptop had a longer battery life.
It is one minute longer, and when you want to recharge it it takes 2 hours more.
I wish that of 7 days of week 4 days would be work days and 3 would be for my free time.
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Granted, but you know have to work all 24 hours of the day to compensate for the loss of production time.
I wish my lips weren't so chapped. :oops:
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Granted. Your lips are now burned off.
I wish these forums were more popular.
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Granted, but the forum goes down again due to MySQL issues.
I wish for someone else to wish.
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Granted, but the wish sucks.
I wish for a vacuum.
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Aw, that's boring.
Anyways, granted, but it's "a volume of space that is substansively empty of matter, so that gaseous pressure is much less than standard atmospheric pressure" (Wikipedia). Which it is. According to the same article, "Humans exposed to vacuum will lose consciousness after a few seconds and will die within minutes from asphyxiation." I'm sorry.
I wish, again, that At the Drive-In would get back together. I also wish that the next reply will be a bit more witty than the last few. ;)
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Not granted, because you made two wishes.
I wish I was a bird.
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Granted, but in captivity for the rest of your life!
I wish I was a computer!
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Granted, but you're a massive, primitive computer covering the entire earth and you can only add 1 +1, that task taking millenia to complete.
I wish there was a portal to a world where time flows backwards, with the point time is flowing backward is at just before the portal is created.
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Granted. You get younger until you the point where you were never born, and your life work is wasted.
I wish my logo had won halkun's Q-Gears logo contest.
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Granted, but Q-Gears is scrapped and replaced with W-Gears which uses Qhimm's logo. For some strange reason W-Gears seems to be the exact same thing as Q-Gears.
I wish I could go to a metalcore concert.
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Granted but the power gets shut off!
I wish for a Chrono Trigger Remake to be allowed
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Granted, but it's for the NES.
I wish my High School graduation was a week later.
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Granted, but something comes up the day before and you can't make it.
I wish these forums had some new (at least larger) smileys. Actually, no, I wish I had no homework tonight. :)
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Granted, instead you have to clean your room for 4 long, devastating hours...
I wish nothing.
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Granted, and due to the awesome of the band in your avatar, nothing bad happens to you.
Just kidding. Although I love In Flames, as you cease to exist your life is also ended. That sucks.
I wish In Flames would play in my town and tickets were cheap, and it wasn't super crowded. :)
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Granted, but the reason it isn't crowded is because the members of In Flames have been diagnosed with a fatal highly contagious disease that will easily spread to their audience.
I wish... hmmm... Ah! I wish that no one will corrupt my wish! ...heh heh... 8-)
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Granted. Your wish corrupts itself once you realize that it was a wasted wish.
I wish the DualShake controller for the PS3 had rumble.
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Granted. Sony gets sued, loses, and the PS3 triples in price.
I wish I had the money to go shopping.
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Granted, you've got enough money to buy yourself a complete can of Coca-Cola! Isn't that just great?
I wish for a remote control with which I can control the music in any club, for when I dislike the song.
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Granted, but it runs on 749 AAA batteries.
I wish I had the money for NobodyImportant to go shopping.
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Granted, but you innocently pick up the money off of the ground before you realize it's stolen. The police are on you in an instant, and you spend the rest of your life in jail. BUt, the important thing is that NobodyImportant gets to go shopping!
I wish there was a remake of FFVII.
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Granted, but it's developed by EA Sports.
I wish FFVIII got the same kind of attention that FFVII does.
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Granted, it get's huge amounts of attention because everyone tries to be even better than another in coming up with words to describe how much it sucks.
I wish for a working perfectly normal MacBook to be brought to me now.
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Granted, but it's made by Macintosh. That should be enough for corruption, but since that's actually true, I guess I'll say something else.
Granted, but 2 hours after you get it, hackers infect it with a virus and it breaks.
I wish I had 6,000,000,000,000 dollars worth of pure scandium.
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(sorry, had to revive this, its class.)
Granted, although to unknown but incredibly annoying reasons, time has traversed backwards to the year 1870. Nine years prior to the discovery of Scandium. Unlucky.
I wish for this wish not to get corrupted.
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Granted. However, since all you wished for was your wish to not be corrupted, nothing else happens.
I wish gas prices were lower.
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Granted, but it's because cars run on uranium now.
I wish I didn't have to go to college.
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Granted, but with a poor education you miss your chance to become the president of a billion dollar orginazation.
I wish to become the president of a billion dollar orginazation :-)
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Granted. You are prompty assassinated the first day on the job.
I wish the slowest internet connection speed was 10MB/s.
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Granted, but there's only one internet connection for the whole world and everybody's online all the time.
I wish I could create clones of myself that adventure across the multiverse.
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Granted, but they kill the original in a fit of jealousy.
I wish I had a PS3.
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Granted, but all the games suck
I wish I had Spore.
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Granted. Unfortunately, the gamewas radically changed from every preview you've seen and is incredibly boring.
I wish the board had better looking smileys.
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Granted but the smilies turn out to be 1280x1024 pictures
I wish I was thin.
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Granted. You develop anorexia and later on depend on life support.
I wish this forum wasn't blue.
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Wait wait... the forums aren't blue... they're like... white and gray.
Granted, but only because these forums don't exist.
I wish I could get an A on the test in Big Brain Academy
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Granted, but it means nothing because you cheated.
I wish I could survive without any sleep.
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Granted, but you are moved to a test laboratory where you're studied for years and years as everyone else needs sleep.
I wish FFVIII was as entertaining as FFVII.
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Granted, It is because FFVII Does not exist!
I wish for a wish to make a wish
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Granted, but it is wasted on wishing for a wish to make a wish.
I wish the summer would last longer, so I would have time to get everything done that I need to.
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Granted, but you now attend a year-round school.
I wish for infinite wishes!
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Granted. You are shortly thereafter banned from the forums and cannot use any of them.
I wish Internet Explorer used the Gecko rendering engine.
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Granted, but it is now sold seperately from Windows at $600 and €637.
I wish I had the motivation to finish the game I'm developing.
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Granted, you do however find it absoluteley impossible to actually announce to the world that it's finished. It's a brilliant game. Too bad it never makes it out there though.
I wish for the ability to fly whenever I want, for as long as I want. Without anything nasty happening when I actually do.
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Granted. You are now a bird. Beware of planes.
I wish...hm, that it wasn't so hot out.
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Granted. It's now 100 below zero farenheit.
I wish that I had a PS2.
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Granted, have no controllers, memory cards, power supply or cables. For some strange reason, whenever you touch the PS2, you break out in hives.
I wish I had one of those nice graphing calculators.
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Granted, have no controllers, memory cards, power supply or cables. For some strange reason, whenever you touch the PS2, you break out in hives.
I wish I had one of those nice graphing calculators.
Granted, but (true story) you shortly lose it after going to all the trouble of downloading a bunch of games to it. Waaah! :cry:
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Speaking of tragic true stories:
I wish I had a 30GB white video iPod that won't be stolen from me in class.
(making up for your lack of a wish)
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Granted, but you attempt to install Linux on it, screw up, and destroy it.
I wish MagiMaster wouldn't forget to make a wish next time.
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Granted, but...
I wish that all of Covarr's costly possesions belonged to me!
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Granted but they turn into dust!
I wish for a new BMW
(I really loved this)
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OK, you get a new BMW. It's so new, that it's a new nodel. It's turns out to be like New Coke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Coke).
I wish for all Squaresoft/Enix games to be made open source
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OK, you get a new BMW. It's so new, that it's a new nodel. It's turns out to be like New Coke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Coke).
I wish for all Squaresoft/Enix games to be made open source
Granted but it's jibberish 'cus it isn't programmed very well.
I wish for some juice
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Granted, but it's from a fruit you hate.
I wish to get top marks in all my exams without studying.
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Granted, but it's from a fruit you hate.
I wish to get top marks in all my exams without studying.
(I like all fruits! shouldve made it veggy juice :P)
Granted but the building burned down including the paper-exams. (no digital backups)
I wish I had more time on my hands
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Granted, your hands age by 20 years.
I wish for some delicious cake.
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Granted, your hands age by 20 years.
I wish for some delicious cake.
Hilarious! XD
Granted but it WONT have the cherry on top.
I wish for something good to wish for.
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Granted. Many good things for which to wish suddenly appear, but you have already used your only wish and are unable to wish for them.
I wish to get the job for which I am applying now.
L. Spiro
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Granted, but they realize that they made a mistake the next day and promptly fire you :evil:
I wish I had the power to control the weather! I'll have columns of rain descend upon the people I dislike everytime they go outside!
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Granted, but they realize that they made a mistake the next day and promptly fire you :evil:
I wish I had the power to control the weather! I'll have columns of rain descend upon the people I dislike everytime they go outside!
Granted but everyone is equiped with umbrellas.
I wish for some new cd's
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Granted, you shall receive new copies of CDs that you already have.
I wish everyone ignored me, no matter what. The good thing about this is that I could do any evil or horrible thing I wanted, but punishment for my deeds wouldn't even occur to other people, since as far as they are concerned, I don't exist (an unusual wish, I know).
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I saw a post after ChaosControl's, but I ignored it ;-)
Granted, but they realize that they made a mistake the next day and promptly fire you :evil:
I wish I had the power to control the weather! I'll have columns of rain descend upon the people I dislike everytime they go outside!
Granted but everyone is equiped with umbrellas.
I wish for some new cd's
Granted, but they are all Cher's Greatest Hits.
I wish that girls realised how sexy geeks are.
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Cher.... awesome *puke*
Granted but all geeks turn gay. (except for me :P )
I wish for my diarrea to stop (seriously!)
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Granted, but you suffer from constipation for the rest of your life.
I wish I could speak Japanese.
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I saw a post after ChaosControl's, but I ignored it ;-)
Should've seen that coming.
I'll grant your wish, but you can only speak it. The characters will still make absolutely no sense to you.
I wish to be saved from the geek-turning-gay event (nothing against gays, I'd just prefer not to be one).
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Granted but every hot girl/women will be a lesbian.
I wish for some neat games for my Omnia.
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Granted, you now have two neat games for your Omnia, but those are now the only games you have for any system.
I wish for a next-gen FF7 remake that isn't a travesty and is released for the PC.
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Granted, but the way it works will be so complex that we won't be able to figure out how to hack it :cry:
No more playing with Seph in da party.
Speaking of Seph, I wish he weren't voiced by Lance Bass in KH.
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I always wanted him to be voiced by Simon Templeman (aka Kain from Blood Omen). But this is corrupt-a-wish, so he's now done by the bloke who voiced Tidus in FFX.
I wish that I were as witty and sophisticated when drunk as I think I am when I'm in that state.
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I always wanted him to be voiced by Simon Templeman (aka Kain from Blood Omen). But this is corrupt-a-wish, so he's now done by the bloke who voiced Tidus in FFX.
I wish that I were as witty and sophisticated when drunk as I think I am when I'm in that state.
Granted but when really drunk you'll be dumber then a retarted cockroach, did i mention you also where an alcoholic?
I wish for McHammer to make a bigass comeback, comming in with this line "Stop, hammertime!"
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Granted, but he's old now and forgot to put on his denture, it sounds more like: "Ftop, Hammewtime!"
I wish that next person's wish will be corrupted.
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Granted, but that wish is for you to be happy.
I wish for hay to be happy
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Granted but got corrupted by Hay's own wish.
~Intermezzo~
Mchammer: "Ftop, Hammewti..."
Me: "STFU old guy, leave the topic, your wish is OVER."
~Intermezzo~
I wish I wouldn't smoke weed on workdays sometimes.
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Granted, once a year you don't smoke weed on a workday. The rest of the year you smoke it every 6 hours.
I wish that FF13's gameplay will be as good as its graphics (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VpDGUwUPXbM)
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Thats cutting down for me man! /sarcasm
Granted but you're going to prison without consoles 'cus of walking naked in public.
I wish for my (maybe)new home to actually be my house already.
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Granted, when you wake up tomorrow morning, you'll find yourself inside your new home. But the couple currently owning it haven't bought their new house yet, so you get to share ownership. They'll be very confused when they see you there, and you're gonna have to go through a lot of legal work to prove that you're not a robber who foolishly fell asleep on the job.
Kinda sounds like something you'd see in a really bad, low-budget movie.
I wish I had voodoo dolls of everyone!!
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lol granted but you'll be the only one left alive thus "everyone"!
I wish for more free-time
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Granted, you've just been fired.
I wish for 1GB p/s download speeds.
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That would be awesome.
Granted, but for better or for worse, it's designed specifically for Windows 98.
I wish for a new, working computer that actually has some longevity, unlike the one I'm typing on at the moment which is gradually falling apart.
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Granted, but you have to keep it for the rest of your life as your only computer and it can't be upgraded, so within several years it will no longer have enough power to deal with contemporary operating systems.
I wish that copyright would expire on software 5 years after it stops being published and that these changes would apply retroactively (too long too wait for people who really want it, so that the companies don't go out of business, but a short enough time for the classic games of the 3rd 4th and 5th generations to become free today)
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Granted, but you have to keep it for the rest of your life as your only computer and it can't be upgraded, so within several years it will no longer have enough power to deal with contemporary operating systems.
I wish that copyright would expire on software 5 years after it stops being published and that these changes would apply retroactively (too long too wait for people who really want it, so that the companies don't go out of business, but a short enough time for the classic games of the 3rd 4th and 5th generations to become free today)
Granted, but new hard ware in 5 years cannot run 5 year old games, so you need to recode half of it lmfao
i wish there was graphics card that had 12gb of vram and could run crysis @ 1000fps maxxed out @ 2560x1600
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Granted, but it can only run Crysis, nothing else.
I wish that laptops were as powerful as desktops at the same price.
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Granted. The power of desktops shall be altered to equal that of laptops.
I wish I was enough of a genius to ace my exams without revising for them.
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Granted, but now you have no arms and cannot write the papers.
I wish I could pause time.
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Granted, but you won't be able to unpause it, because pausing time pauses everything, including you.
I'm hungry. I wish I had a box of jelly doughnuts :lol:
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Granted but they're expired.
I wish for a new car.
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Granted, but it's smaller than a Mini, slower than a tractor and uses more fuel than a Ferrari.
I wish for the next generation of consoles to use these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holographic_Versatile_Disc) (at a reasonable price).
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Granted, but it won't be released for another 400 years, and by then humanity will no longer exist.
I wish I could fly ^_^
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Combo Breaker.
:-P
Corrupt-A-Topic.
*runs*
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... Okay...?
Time to corrupt Prince Lex's wish.
Granted. Not only do you get two large, white-feathered wings, you also get very tired of people staring at you everyday as you walk by. Some might even ask you if you played the part of the winged dude in X-Men.
I wish I could breathe with zero difficulty underwater (if you get to be the bird, then I get to be the fish!!).
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... Okay...?
You lost the game. :-(
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I wish I could breathe with zero difficulty underwater (if you get to be the bird, then I get to be the fish!!).
Granted, but you can't breathe on dry land.
I wish that we knew exactly how the FF7 World Map system works
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Granted, but changing the encounters or geography of the world map will crash the game, and we never find out why.
I wish I was fluent in every language used on Earth.
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Granted, but changing the encounters or geography of the world map will crash the game, and we never find out why.
I wish I was fluent in every language used on Earth.
Granted, but aliens abduct you.
I wish for a giant pet. As in a dinosaur or something.
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Granted, your new pet dinosaur enjoys the taste of your bones. Crunch Crunch.
I wish I could use materia in real life ^_^
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Granted, but only support materia, nothing else.
I wish my clothes would wash themselves.
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Granted, they develop minds of their own as well as the ability to move and perfrom various tasks. However, they become so obsessed with cleanliness that they rebel against you (your socks are among the clothes most outraged by their value in life). You have to fight your own clothes just to keep them on.
I wish I had complete power over the minds of others :evil:
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Granted, but since you know that people are only acting as they do because you are controlling them, you never experience they joy of true love or friendship.
I wish I were as smart as I am handsome :-P
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Granted, but then you'd be me. Which is quantum-theoreticly impossible.
I wish for a new fantastic anime to watch
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Granted, but it gets dropped after three episodes, just after a big cliff-hanger.
I wish there were a strong positive correlation between time spend on the interwebs and coolness.
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Granted, but your internet connection stops working with regrettable timing, just as you thought you were getting a little cooler.
I wish for a Mac with 100% compatibility with PC programs.
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Granted, but Mac's are crap, and it therefore dies the second you get it.
I wish Glasgow had better weather.
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OK, but it's my idea of "better". Basically your new weather is the same as before, but with more snow.
I wish I didn't have an essay due in today.
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Granted, it was due in five days ago.
I wish I could be the physically strongest person on Earth, but not have the freaky bulging muscles everywhere that would be inevitable theroetically.
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Granted, it was due in five days ago.
I wish I could be the physically strongest person on Earth, but not have the freaky bulging muscles everywhere that would be inevitable theroetically.
Granted but for you to get to that level you have to eat the brains of everyone alive, then there's no one to admire you.
I wish i could think of a wish.
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Granted, but since you have used up the wish that gets granted in wishing you could think of a wish, the wish you think up won't be granted.
I wish that all games were legally downloadable the way music is, benefiting the customer (because the prices will be lower), the developers (because people will be less likely to pirate games when they are cheaper), and the general gaming world, because old games will never need to go out of production and will be forever stored and available in digital format.
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Granted, but games are only downloadable from a certain site that makes you wait five minutes for your download, only allows you one download per day, ensures that your computer carries out the downloading process as slowly as possible, and causes the download to fail 80% of the time. Each failure counts as a full download as far as this site is concerned, so it'll charge you for them and won't let you try again until the next day.
I wish that from now on, I will not get any more "wrong number callers" on my phone.
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Granted. You don't get any "wrong number callers" from now on because you don't get any callers at all.
I wish that snow wouldn't make the ground wet and slippery.
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I'm guessing you fell down the other day?
Granted, but you no longer get any snow. It's either acid rain or hail.
I wish it would snow here (After moving to a tropical country, I really miss the snow...)
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Granted, but your roof caves in and crushes you.
I wish that my boring weekend is over so I can talk to my friends in person.
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Granted, but then your friends become boring, so it hardly makes a difference.
I wish that my weekends actually felt like real weekends (i.e. not having anything to do during them).
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I haven't fallen yet, but I've had to walk quite awkwardly to avoid it.
Now you don't have to do anything at weekends. Or weekdays, because you've just been fired/kicked out of school or university.
I wish I had an en-suite bathroom.
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It looks like no one wants to corrupt your wish. I guess I'll do it, then.
Granted, but there won't be any water supplied to it. The sink doesn't work, the shower doesn't work, and the toilet doesn't work.
I wish that tornados wouldn't cause any damage. They can still move things, but the damage would be zero. Imagine waking up in the morning to find that your house has migrated a couple hundred miles.
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Granted, but everything the tornado hits is thrown to the bottom of the ocean, so all the people die anyway ^_^
I wish I had a billion pounds (sterling)
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Granted, but tomorrow the UK becomes a communist state.
I wish that every mod I tried to make would work first time.
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Granted, but after your first time of trying them out, they mysteriously stop working.
I wish to be two meters tall.
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Fine, but you weigh 60kg and look really weird.
I wish that Sartre made sense.
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Granted, but because he starts to make more sense, he also begins to sound less sophisticated, and is no longer taken so seriously.
I wish for unsurpassed wisdom.
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Granted, your wisdom becomes unsurpassed because everyone else becomes stupid.
I wish I could divide by zero.
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Granted, but you cannot divide by any other number.
I wish it were possible to fight Sapphire Weapon in FF7 before it was shot down by the Mako cannon at Junon.
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Fine, but it has 10,000 HP and its biggest attacks do about 300 damage; it's a big disappointment.
I wish that what has been seen *could* be unseen.
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Granted. But you're a faggot and your breasts are on fire, also you lost the game.
I wish that my friend wasn't sleeping on me right now, regardless of how innocent he may look xD
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Granted. He's sleeping with you right now :wink:
I wish that this (http://xkcd.com/512/) would happen in the UK.
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Granted. He's sleeping with you right now :wink:
I wish that this (http://xkcd.com/512/) would happen in the UK.
Granted. A day before this comes into power your computers grow a mind of their own and look up to Woolworths, they shut down forever. Someone buys the name and opens an internet shopping service. Your 'funny pictures' money is now only spendable on websites such as ebay.de and a french version of somerfield.com
I wish, I wish, I was a fish. On fire.
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Uh... sure, granted. If you wanna die by being transformed into a burning fish, then I guess that's all okay...
I wish that Earth would triple in size, solving the current overpopulation problem.
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OK, but since Earth is bigger, its gravity is much stronger too and just standing up is a struggle.
i wish that I were drunk now.
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Granted. As of "Yesterday at 18:24:14", you were drunk. But now it's over.
I wish I could view any moment in the past on my computer screen.
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Fine, but you get a feeling of utter helplessness watching Hitler being elected and not being able to do anything about it.
I wish that Sony memory sticks had a cost per gigabyte of storage nearer to that of HDDs.
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granted... but after you buy it Yuffie swooops down and steals all of your materia >> :P
I wish that i knew how to work a computer xD
OH apologies i'm not sure if this is a dead topic.... i just realized it said hasnt been posted in for 60 days.. so sorry if i revived a dead topic
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OK, you now know how to work a computer, but you forget how to work your arms and legs.
I wish that a had a device that could erase the last 10 seconds from the memory of people within earshot whenever I said something stupid or inappropriate.
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granted....but it's not portable and requires a ten-mile radius of an atom smasher just to power it.
I wish I could change into any character (real or fictional) I wanted at any time I wanted, as many times as I wanted, and gain all of that character's abilities.
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Real characters, you say?
Granted. You get very drunk and decide to troll everyone by turning yourself into Osama bin Laden. You are promptly assassinated.
I wish that people wouldn't follow instructions to save things as javascript files and then open them.
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Granted. People don't follow instructions and the world as we know it ends.
I wish that that I had a 4 foot long buster sword and materia fused into my bloodstream.
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Granted, but the materia poisons you and you die.
I wish I got paid to post on these forums...
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Granted, but that's the only thing you'll be doing for the rest of your life.
I wish I had cheese in my fridge.
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Granted, but it'll come with a load of rats.
I wish that people were physically forced to follow the forum rules somehow.
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Granted. But now the A.I. unit you programmed to control the forums has taken over the world and has enslaved humanity.
I wish that I could fly.
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You could fly ..but only till you hit the bottom of the cliff
I wish i had a wish that was not corruptible ... or.. something.. :|
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OK, but the wish you just made is the only one that gets granted: your incorruptible wish doesn't come true.
I wish that I hadn't chosen a humanities subject for my degree.
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Granted. You choose a degree in Chemical testing, only to have your lab blow up and release a world wide epidemic.
I wish that was a super hero.
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Granted, but your life won't last much longer (thx to LKM's pandemic).
I wish for guaranteed A*s on my upcoming exams.
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Granted but you fail the courses
I wish I knew the meaning of life ^.^
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Granted. But with the meaning of life you also learn the meaning of death, and the information is too much for you to handle.
I wished I hadn't fucked up things with my girlfriend tonight.
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Granted, but you now find her extremely unattractive and everything she says to you now instantly puts you off...
I wish I could sleep at normal times.
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Granted. But these are not normal times, with the Swine Flu and the economic crisis... you'll be sleep-deprived for a while.
I wish I could change my physical appearance at will.
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Granted. But soon you lose control of this power and are stuck with the appearance of Osama bin Laden, and are assassinated,
I wish I was done with school.
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Granted. You got kicked out of school with no way of comming back.
I wish FF7 Remake came out already (lulz.)
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Granted. It was remade for Japanese mobile phones, just like Before Crisis.
I wish for Chrono Trigger and the 2D Final Fantasies to be remade for the PS3 with FF7-style graphics (yeah, I like them; I'm weird :-o) and no other changes from the originals besides more polished translation and released in the UK.
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Granted. But it's only done for Her Majesty and only she can play it.
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Hmmm no wish to grant. Well my relationship from an earlier post is now fixed if anybody cares lol. So that wish was granted.
Ummm I wish that I owned a Witchblade.
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Granted, but your girlfriend steals it and doesn't give it back, bringing about another threat to your relationship.
I don't know why she would do that, it just felt like a witty response.
I wish for unlimited RAM.
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Granted. You are attacked by an endless stream of male sheep.
I wish I would never get 404s.
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Granted but you will now get Error 505 on every site you try going on.
I wish Linux fully supported DX9,10 and 11.
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Granted. You get all the viruses made for DX9, 10 and 11 too.
I wish i could go back in time and change all the mistakes i have ever made.
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Offtopic: Psst, there are no viruses for DirectX, only for Windows :P DirectX is graphic software that has nothing to do with viruses.
Granted. But you will lose the memory of going back in time and thus you won't know which mistakes to fix.
I wish World War 2 was still going on.
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Granted, but Hitler is winning and he's teamed up with Stalin.
I wish that Japanese only used the Roman alphabet.
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Granted, but Hitler is winning and he's teamed up with Stalin.
Haha, you didn't corrupt it at all. I'm proud German and I always honored Nazi Germany (And yes I do hate jews and niggers), I hate what's become of my country now :/
Now back onto wishes.
Granted, but it incorporates katakana, hiragana, romaji and kanji into it.
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Haha, you didn't corrupt it at all. I'm proud German and I always honored Nazi Germany (And yes I do hate jews and niggers), I hate what's become of my country now :/
I find that slightly worrying. I guess it still needs corrupting...
Granted, but while faced with the threat of defeat, a German scientist injects a newfound chemical into a fetus being carried by his wife in the hopes that his wife will consequentially give birth to a baby boy who'll grow up to be the strongest soldier ever, and hopefully win the war for the Germans. Hence the birth of the real-life Sephiroth, who will end the war, but with a meteor that obliterates the planet.
As cheesy as that was, that should suffice for successful wish-corruption.
I wish for all the world's security forces to be under my command.
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Granted, but tomorrow aliens invade and their technology is millennia ahead of ours.
I wish that makers of popular video game franchises would never dilute gameplay in poor attempts to chase after the mass market before inevitably failing because they have abandoned their fanbase and the market they are chasing is over-saturated.
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Granted, but tomorrow aliens invade and their technology is millennia ahead of ours.
I wish that makers of popular video game franchises would never dilute gameplay in poor attempts to chase after the mass market before inevitably failing because they have abandoned their fanbase and the market they are chasing is over-saturated.
Granted, however games are now insanely over priced due to such a high demand.
I wish that I didn't have to go to jury duty tomorrow...
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OK, but it's because you are now the defendant instead of a juryman/woman, and the prosecution lawyer is Miles Edgeworth. Phoenix Wright is on holiday.
I wish for a second series of Lucky Star which is just as good as the first, somehow gets around the "they're all about to start college" problem, and features a greater role for Miyuki.
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OK, but it's because you are now the defendant instead of a juryman/woman, and the prosecution lawyer is Miles Edgeworth. Phoenix Wright is on holiday.
OH NOES!
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OK, but it's because you are now the defendant instead of a juryman/woman, and the prosecution lawyer is Miles Edgeworth. Phoenix Wright is on holiday.
I wish for a second series of Lucky Star which is just as good as the first, somehow gets around the "they're all about to start college" problem, and features a greater role for Miyuki.
Lucky Star!!!11
Wish granted, Lucky Star now an incredibly dumb sequel with weird new characters and is only 4 episodes long.
I wish thepiratebay.com would be closed down...
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I wish thepiratebay.com would be closed down...
Granted. Thank God thepiratebay.org is still up and running.
I wish I could decide on a house to buy
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Granted, but the house you buy (for whatever reason) collapses within 30 seconds after you pay for it and is not refunded
I wish good at modding
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Granted, but despite your modding expertise, Hojo is still giving you problems :evil:
I wish for a banana to slice up and put on my cereal as a healthy supplement for this morning's breakfast.
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Granted, you receive a rotten banana.
I wish your mom was thinner. She can't even fit through the double doors. :(
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You wish my mother was thinner? Why?
Okay, granted, but she also develops osteoporosis.
I wish for a thunderstorm tonight. Around 10PM.
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Granted.
But it hits your power cables, and you get a black out for the night.
No more video games. O.O
I wish this forum wasn't so lawless...
*sighs*
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Granted, but they (the moderators) become so strict that you get banned for a single spelling or grammar error.
I wish something new and exciting would happen everyday.
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Granted. You become a legend because of all of the everyday adventures you've been on.
I wish it was payday.
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Granted.
But, you have to pay taxes, so you don't have enough money for food. O.O
Sorry couldn't think of anything.
haha.
I wish for a nice hamburger, right about now.
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Granted. The hamburger is so nice to you that you become best friends. All of your other friends see you hanging out with your burger and think that you are some sort of freak.
I wish I could instinctively tell truth apart from lies.
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Granted. But, you realize, every single person is a liar. You get depressed, and live a life of anguish.
I wish i could EAT a hamburger.
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Granted. You physicaly CAN eat a burger now, but sadly you didn't wish for one.
I wish i had a turtle's shell to protect me from bad stuff....so i can hidesors inside it when ppl yell at me for having a turtle shell.
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Granted, but being sheltered in the shell makes you soft and weak because you never have to fend for yourself. After a while you will never be able to leave the shell and live in the real world. It keeps the bad things away, but it keeps the good things away as well.
I wish that memes would never grow old.
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Granted.
(http://scrapetv.com/News/Images/fat%20guy%20eating%20giant%20hamburger.jpg)
This guy is now immortal, and he isn't happy about it. Feeling guilty now?
I wish I was immortal...
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OK, but you're not invulnerable; you get a horrible disease and live for eternity in agony, never able to end the pain.
I wish I didn't procrastinate.
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Granted. But, you work yourself to death, and leave your family with no financial support
I wish I They made video games like they used, with today's graphical aptitude.
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OK, they make games like they used to in the 70's, with high-res graphics. Enjoy better looking Pong!
I wish this (http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6379/jpjapangeneral124644483.png) were true. Alternatively, I wish that I could fool some people into believing it's true :evil:
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Granted, you tell one person, who in turn tells many other people. They all believe it, and many valued members around here mysteriously disappear...
I wish there were three more chests containing Osmose Tomes in Final Fantasy II.
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I wish there were three more chests containing Osmose Tomes in Final Fantasy II.
Granted, but they are the only chests in the game.
I wish it were possible to buy phoenix downs in FF3
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Granted, but they cost an obscene amount of gil.
I wish every job in FFV had the auto abilities "Find Passages", "Find Pits", "Light Step", and "Sprint".
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Granted, but now there's only one job in the game.
I wish that the field and battle backgrounds in the game had been resized from original 2048x2048 images that get mysteriously "leaked" :wink: to this community.