Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish (Read 158101 times)

Vehek · « **Reply #300 on:** 2006-06-16 22:32:25 »

Granted, but there's only one internet connection for the whole world and everybody's online all the time.

I wish I could create clones of myself that adventure across the multiverse.

Covarr · « **Reply #301 on:** 2006-06-17 01:01:14 »

Granted, but they kill the original in a fit of jealousy.

I wish I had a PS3.

bluesummers182 · « **Reply #302 on:** 2006-06-17 03:45:24 »

Granted, but all the games suck

I wish I had Spore.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #303 on:** 2006-06-17 06:19:55 »

Granted. Unfortunately, the gamewas radically changed from every preview you've seen and is incredibly boring.

I wish the board had better looking smileys.

bluesummers182 · « **Reply #304 on:** 2006-06-17 07:29:26 »

Granted but the smilies turn out to be 1280x1024 pictures

I wish I was thin.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #305 on:** 2006-06-17 07:41:37 »

Granted. You develop anorexia and later on depend on life support.

I wish this forum wasn't blue.

bluesummers182 · « **Reply #306 on:** 2006-06-17 07:54:58 »

Wait wait... the forums aren't blue... they're like... white and gray.

Granted, but only because these forums don't exist.

I wish I could get an A on the test in Big Brain Academy

Covarr · « **Reply #307 on:** 2006-06-17 10:37:15 »

Granted, but it means nothing because you cheated.

I wish I could survive without any sleep.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #308 on:** 2006-06-17 19:28:10 »

Granted, but you are moved to a test laboratory where you're studied for years and years as everyone else needs sleep.

I wish FFVIII was as entertaining as FFVII.

VincentVal · « **Reply #309 on:** 2006-06-19 13:28:47 »

Granted, It is because FFVII Does not exist!

I wish for a wish to make a wish

Covarr · « **Reply #310 on:** 2006-06-19 19:13:30 »

Granted, but it is wasted on wishing for a wish to make a wish.

I wish the summer would last longer, so I would have time to get everything done that I need to.

MagiMaster · « **Reply #311 on:** 2006-06-19 23:19:24 »

Granted, but you now attend a year-round school.

I wish for infinite wishes!

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #312 on:** 2006-06-21 06:52:01 »

Granted. You are shortly thereafter banned from the forums and cannot use any of them.

I wish Internet Explorer used the Gecko rendering engine.

Covarr · « **Reply #313 on:** 2006-06-21 08:54:41 »

Granted, but it is now sold seperately from Windows at $600 and â‚¬637.

I wish I had the motivation to finish the game I'm developing.

Emerald Weapon · « **Reply #314 on:** 2006-06-21 15:48:50 »

Granted, you do however find it absoluteley impossible to actually announce to the world that it's finished. It's a brilliant game. Too bad it never makes it out there though.

I wish for the ability to fly whenever I want, for as long as I want. Without anything nasty happening when I actually do.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #315 on:** 2006-06-21 20:04:47 »

Granted. You are now a bird. Beware of planes.

I wish...hm, that it wasn't so hot out.

Covarr · « **Reply #316 on:** 2006-06-21 20:16:06 »

Granted. It's now 100 below zero farenheit.

I wish that I had a PS2.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #317 on:** 2006-06-21 20:51:31 »

Granted, have no controllers, memory cards, power supply or cables. For some strange reason, whenever you touch the PS2, you break out in hives.

I wish I had one of those nice graphing calculators.

MagiMaster · « **Reply #318 on:** 2006-06-22 00:06:23 »

Quote from: NobodyImportant on 2006-06-21 20:51:31

Granted, have no controllers, memory cards, power supply or cables. For some strange reason, whenever you touch the PS2, you break out in hives.

I wish I had one of those nice graphing calculators.

Granted, but (true story) you shortly lose it after going to all the trouble of downloading a bunch of games to it. Waaah!

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #319 on:** 2006-06-22 05:08:26 »

Speaking of tragic true stories:
I wish I had a 30GB white video iPod that won't be stolen from me in class.

(making up for your lack of a wish)

Covarr · « **Reply #320 on:** 2006-06-22 07:01:54 »

Granted, but you attempt to install Linux on it, screw up, and destroy it.

I wish MagiMaster wouldn't forget to make a wish next time.

MagiMaster · « **Reply #321 on:** 2006-06-22 23:07:31 »

Granted, but...

I wish that all of Covarr's costly possesions belonged to me!

ChaosControl · « **Reply #322 on:** 2009-01-21 21:30:33 »

Granted but they turn into dust!

I wish for a new BMW

(I really loved this)

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #323 on:** 2009-01-21 21:55:32 »

OK, you get a new BMW. It's so new, that it's a new nodel. It's turns out to be like New Coke.

I wish for all Squaresoft/Enix games to be made open source

ChaosControl · « **Reply #324 on:** 2009-01-22 17:04:34 »

Quote from: Leighos Kudistos Megistos on 2009-01-21 21:55:32

OK, you get a new BMW. It's so new, that it's a new nodel. It's turns out to be like New Coke.

I wish for all Squaresoft/Enix games to be made open source

Granted but it's jibberish 'cus it isn't programmed very well.

I wish for some juice