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Covarr

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People who shouldn't be allowed to type.
« on: 2006-05-28 20:51:32 »
Here's a fun game, find posts in random forums across the net, and comments in random blogs. If the post is particularly stupid, post it here. You don't need to attribute it to anybody, just quote it. I'll start you off with a few.

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Dear you,

suyp you fail at lief k??
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it is games!!! u guys!!
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I will forever alment you uprc;;;

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nev re forget.,,....,,,.

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Re: People who shouldn't be allowed to type.
« Reply #1 on: 2006-05-28 20:53:19 »
Its okay, this is why we have Jari

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Re: People who shouldn't be allowed to type.
« Reply #2 on: 2006-05-28 20:56:52 »
Haha, are you asking us to post spam from other forums?

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Re: People who shouldn't be allowed to type.
« Reply #3 on: 2006-05-28 21:09:01 »
Not necessarily. If it's completely on-topic but just plain dumb it can go in here. Of course, a good funny troll story would also be okay.

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Re: People who shouldn't be allowed to type.
« Reply #4 on: 2006-05-29 12:40:30 »
This is bit different, but what the heck...

My favorite person in the whole world, interrupt_00h displaying his mad debate skillz:

The post is mind-bogglingly long, so I'll just copy the best retorts here... and yes, all this is from a single post. I won't bother copying the stuff he was replying to, because it wouldn't mean much to most of you (it's a discussion, or "discussion" of military technology). Let's just say that interrupt has his own views of greatness of Soviet Union, and those views don't always usually correlate with reality.


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Verified by EXPERTS, fool. Read my previous post attentively!
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Ignoramus.
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You are complete lamer.
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Not surprising, taking in account your ridiculously low knowledge about Russian politics.
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If you are sick, you can be cured. If you are stupid, that is forever. I can cure your stupidity.
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You yankees are strange guys - you always follow "push the button - get the result" psychology. Not suprising you are dumb as animals.
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They are not latest versions, cretin. Russia continues developing new mods and new missiles for S-300.
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You guy is mis-informed.
Seems that interrupt is mis-informed about English grammar, though.
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Lamer.
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Huh? Are you nuts? What did you smoke? Any sources? Where did you get that?
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Look, I knew that you are stupid, but I didn't know that you are THAT stupid.
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Even most stupid yankee animal won't believe that crap.
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Lamer. What did you smoke?


I think that he was getting slightly annoyed there. :P

Anyway, he's hilarious, and the best part is that he's pretty likely serious. Unless he's the most patient troll ever.

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Re: People who shouldn't be allowed to type.
« Reply #5 on: 2006-05-29 20:06:29 »
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If you are stupid, that is forever. I can cure your stupidity.

I just stared at that line in amazement for quite a long tinme. I do not even want to imagine what this person is like...