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Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: halkun on 2001-05-05 09:52:00
A stick.

Hehe ^_^
-Halkun

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-05 16:11:00
WHY WHY OH WHY????
I KNEW THAT ONE WHEN I WAS 3!
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: The SaiNt on 2001-05-06 00:42:00
halkun, you sure you're not drunk?
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Srethron Askvelhtnod on 2001-05-06 01:07:00
Halkun: I would have guessed a broken boomerang.  :D

The SaiNt: I'm beginning to wonder.

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Ant on 2001-05-06 01:30:00
Hey..this post can become like the residential crap jokes page, I'm sure it would surpass 10 pages real quickly:

Anyway here my contribution :-


A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: ffgriever on 2001-05-06 01:44:00
:P
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-06 03:51:00
He He He.
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: The Skillster on 2001-05-06 12:38:00
uh, im seeing two possible outcomes, i wont mention them. can someone tell me the funny side :D?
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-06 14:43:00
Shes got...In her mouth man!!!
Do you need it spelled out. I'll make a wav file :)
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: The Skillster on 2001-05-06 14:51:00
haha! i missed that outcome  :)
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-07 17:19:00
What were your outcomes?
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Joey on 2001-05-08 14:58:00
ARGHHHHHHH!!! GROSS!!!!! WHY ARE U GUYS SOO DIRTY!!! MY LIFE IS DIRTY ENOUGH WITH HENTAI MAGS IN MY WORKINGPLACE AND IN SCHOOL(THE F**** THERE ARE VERY DIRTY) AND NOW THIS??? I KNOW THAT THE SITE HAS PICS OF BOOBS, PENIS AND BALLS BUT STOP!!! OR I'LL USE EVEN MORE DIRTIER JOKES!!!
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Ant on 2001-05-08 16:21:00
Jesus Christ!!!


That is probably the weirdest thing I've ever read in my life, what everyone was saying about you being a pothead all seems so much truer now.

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Ant on 2001-05-08 16:30:00
Here's another funny joke.  C'mon!  More people post jokes here please.

U probably wont get it if you dont know who David Beckam is but you can just exchange him for a blonde.

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David Beckham walks into a library and says, "I'll have a Big Mac and fries, please."

The librarian replies, "Sir, this is a library."

Beckham looks embarrassed and whispers, "I'll have a Big Mac and fries."

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-08 20:18:00
Joey You really are a total freak.
Freak
Freak

Did any of you guys see the Ali G interview with posh and becks, that was really funny, taking the piss out of him all the time  :)

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: eerrrr on 2001-05-08 21:17:00
lol, that beckham ones funny. i know who becham is. i havent seen ali g in ages. i cant think of any jokes at the moment, maybe i'll write some later.
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-08 22:37:00
I cant think of any of the jokes either  :(
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Joey on 2001-05-09 14:42:00
Not as funny as this:

A guy is sleeping near the beach during the night. When he woke up, he found himself in the hospital. A little guy was there and he asked him what happend. The little guy said;
"I pulled down your pants and saw a stiff bird there. I played with it and it squirted something to me. So, I cut the bird and threw it into a bonfire."

Sick, Huh.

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: ffgriever on 2001-05-09 18:38:00
-How would you call it: Blonde is dyeing her hair black?

-Artificiall Inteligence...

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-09 21:09:00
Funny, but not Joey - there have been so many variations of that joke that everyone has heard
I'm an insane poster !!!!!!
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: eerrrr on 2001-05-09 21:23:00
nice one M0T. the version of that joke ive heard is:
a boy was sitting in his bedroom when his little sister came in and said "can i play with your willi?" and he was like "no, go away", but after she hassled him loads he gave in. after a while he fell asleep. when he woke up he found his dick was gone. "what the fuck did you do!?" he asked his sister, "well i was licking it, then it spat at me so i bit its haed off"......
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: ficedula on 2001-05-09 22:44:00
Three blondes are walking through a forest when they come to a large river. They're trying to work out how to get across when one of them finds a bottle on the ground and picks it up.

A genie comes out and says "I am the genie of the bottle. For freeing me, I will grant you each a wish".

The first blonde says, "I want to be intelligent enough to figure out a way across the river." So the genie goes "It is done." She pushes a log into the river and paddles it across.

The next blonde says, "I want to be even more intelligent than she is". So the genie goes "It is done." This blonde lashes some logs together with vines, makes a sail from her clothes and sails across.

The last blonde says, "I want to be the most intelligent blonde in the universe." The genie says "It is done". So she walks across the bridge.  :D

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-09 23:49:00
Hehehehehehehahaha
I've heard that one before
What about this one:
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

HAHAHA

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Caddberry on 2001-05-10 09:18:00
OK herez a good one...

Three midgets are on a bridge fed up with life, and they all want to commit suicide together.

A man walks by and says " what are you doing on the bridge".

A midget replies " well we are fed up with life and we just want to die"

The man says "Thats Crazy! There is plenty of things you can do."

"Like what?" the midget replies.

"Well For instance i just got in the guiness book of world records for jumping rope the most times in the world!" the man raves.

The midget thinks, and smiles.
"Guys I got a great idea. Ya know what? I have the smallest hands i have ever seen!"

The second midget says "Well, I have the smallest feet i have ever seen"

The third sits and mumbles "igot the smalle3(*%&$(*"
"What?" they ask.

I said " I have the smallest dick i have ever seen."

The first midget replies "Its ok bro, were all gonna be famous anyway."

So off to the record hall they go...

The first midget Runs out...
"Guys Guess what!? I have the smallest hands in the WORLD!"

The second midget goes in comes out and says "Hey Alright! I have the smallest feet in the world!"

The third slowly creeps in and comes out crying.

"What happened?" they ask.

GOD DAMMIT! Have you ever heard of a bastard named JOEY!?


Tell me ya dont love it!

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-10 20:36:00
I like it, Real good bout of Joey bashing
HE HE HE
 :D
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: eerrrr on 2001-05-10 20:44:00
LOL! nice one Caddberry, that was a sweet joke.
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: ffgriever on 2001-05-10 20:50:00
I really didn't expect so funny ending. Joey is that true?  :)
HEHE
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Ant on 2001-05-10 22:37:00
I could never have guessed the ending to that one, totally HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

Pure brilliance.

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Sukaeto on 2001-05-12 01:21:00
That was good, Caddberry.
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Joey on 2001-05-21 15:25:00
Is cadberry a girl? Why does he like to backstab me? Hey, here's a joke too. There was this guy who wanted to enlarge his dick. So he asked his friend who asked him to dip it in tea. So, this guy bought some tea and dipped but his dick shrunk instead. He checked the tea's label and it read "Slimming Tea".(My form teacher told us this joke...)
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-21 19:10:00
Your form tutor sounds odd.
And don't be nasty to Caddberry he told a joke which was funny, he told it because you act like an idiot and lied to all of us, so far I don't believe Caddberry has. However when He does you can call him a girl (unless you are, dont know)
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Caddberry on 2001-05-22 10:22:00
Nah Joey i am a guy... and how did i backstab you? did i ever claim to be "on your side"? or hell any side for that matter? and yes joey i made the joke about you because i thought it was only fitting  :)
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Joey on 2001-05-22 14:44:00
Ok...Reset!!! Now, please stop this as I won't lie at you guys(if that's what you call it) Pleeese!! Pretty!!!
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: halkun on 2001-05-22 15:38:00
???

/me almost says something, then thinks better of it and decides not to get involved.

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-22 20:23:00
Don't get involved its best not to
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: eerrrr on 2001-05-22 21:03:00
hey halkun. that /me thing only works in napster.
Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: Ant on 2001-05-23 15:27:00
Ok, Joey can you explain this?

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Ok...Reset!!! Now, please stop this as I won't lie at you guys(if that's what you call it) Pleeese!! Pretty!!!

Is it something to do with this?


 

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Nah Joey i am a guy

Joey: Are you saying you're not?

So character profile so far for Joey is 80 year old pot smoking mexican woman.

All righty........

Talk about this messageboard catering for a wide audience! :-D

Title: Joke: What's brown and sticky
Post by: M0T on 2001-05-23 20:32:00
Hehehe Joey is constantly chnging  :wink: Morphing
And this message board is only doing this because there is no ffpc out at the moment,  but it is interesting :)