Hehe ^_^
-Halkun
The SaiNt: I'm beginning to wonder.
Anyway here my contribution :-
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
That is probably the weirdest thing I've ever read in my life, what everyone was saying about you being a pothead all seems so much truer now.
U probably wont get it if you dont know who David Beckam is but you can just exchange him for a blonde.
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David Beckham walks into a library and says, "I'll have a Big Mac and fries, please."
The librarian replies, "Sir, this is a library."
Beckham looks embarrassed and whispers, "I'll have a Big Mac and fries."
Did any of you guys see the Ali G interview with posh and becks, that was really funny, taking the piss out of him all the time :)
A guy is sleeping near the beach during the night. When he woke up, he found himself in the hospital. A little guy was there and he asked him what happend. The little guy said;
"I pulled down your pants and saw a stiff bird there. I played with it and it squirted something to me. So, I cut the bird and threw it into a bonfire."
Sick, Huh.
-Artificiall Inteligence...
A genie comes out and says "I am the genie of the bottle. For freeing me, I will grant you each a wish".
The first blonde says, "I want to be intelligent enough to figure out a way across the river." So the genie goes "It is done." She pushes a log into the river and paddles it across.
The next blonde says, "I want to be even more intelligent than she is". So the genie goes "It is done." This blonde lashes some logs together with vines, makes a sail from her clothes and sails across.
The last blonde says, "I want to be the most intelligent blonde in the universe." The genie says "It is done". So she walks across the bridge. :D
HAHAHA
Three midgets are on a bridge fed up with life, and they all want to commit suicide together.
A man walks by and says " what are you doing on the bridge".
A midget replies " well we are fed up with life and we just want to die"
The man says "Thats Crazy! There is plenty of things you can do."
"Like what?" the midget replies.
"Well For instance i just got in the guiness book of world records for jumping rope the most times in the world!" the man raves.
The midget thinks, and smiles.
"Guys I got a great idea. Ya know what? I have the smallest hands i have ever seen!"
The second midget says "Well, I have the smallest feet i have ever seen"
The third sits and mumbles "igot the smalle3(*%&$(*"
"What?" they ask.
I said " I have the smallest dick i have ever seen."
The first midget replies "Its ok bro, were all gonna be famous anyway."
So off to the record hall they go...
The first midget Runs out...
"Guys Guess what!? I have the smallest hands in the WORLD!"
The second midget goes in comes out and says "Hey Alright! I have the smallest feet in the world!"
The third slowly creeps in and comes out crying.
"What happened?" they ask.
GOD DAMMIT! Have you ever heard of a bastard named JOEY!?
Tell me ya dont love it!
Pure brilliance.
/me almost says something, then thinks better of it and decides not to get involved.
Ok...Reset!!! Now, please stop this as I won't lie at you guys(if that's what you call it) Pleeese!! Pretty!!!
Is it something to do with this?
Nah Joey i am a guy
Joey: Are you saying you're not?
So character profile so far for Joey is 80 year old pot smoking mexican woman.
All righty........
Talk about this messageboard catering for a wide audience! :-D