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« Reply #200 on: 2006-03-31 20:40:37 »
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granted, but it's a job in which you don;t sell jack-shiat.

I wish the world would explode.  With me on it.

(as a side note, Timmy ho's are quite common where I live; I can think of at least 3 or 4 within a 2-mile radius)


granted, but for some reason you servive the blast and drift around in space till you die3 of hunger.


I wish my teeth were as whit as :D

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« Reply #201 on: 2006-04-01 02:26:43 »
Granted.  All the grime from your teeth moves to other areas of your mouth making them all darker and your teeth brighter.  Now you look like a clown when you smile.


I wish I had taken better care of my teeth while I was younger so I wouldn’t have had to have my third moler removed yesterday.

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« Reply #202 on: 2006-04-01 03:16:09 »
Granted, but that doesn't protect you from the 8 wisdom teeth you somehow manage to grow.

I wish I had a Stargate to play around with.

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« Reply #203 on: 2006-04-02 23:22:27 »
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Granted, but that doesn't protect you from the 8 wisdom teeth you somehow manage to grow.

I wish I had a Stargate to play around with.



granted, but you can never find a planet to gate to and it just sets there like a paperweight


I wish space travle was cheap and safe and asnybody can go :)

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« Reply #204 on: 2006-04-03 00:43:34 »
Granted, but it's only through MY Stargate and you're not allowed to go XP

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« Reply #205 on: 2006-04-03 14:02:20 »
Granted.

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« Reply #206 on: 2006-04-03 15:05:52 »
I wish my post count would go up,

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« Reply #207 on: 2006-04-03 19:53:42 »
Granted, but you're immediately banned for the post flood.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish after my last wish-granting.

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« Reply #208 on: 2006-04-03 20:44:04 »
Granted, but you did not wish anything with your wish.

I wish the newest graphic card in my laptop.

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« Reply #209 on: 2006-04-03 23:13:02 »
Granted. The Graphic Card in your laptop explodes.

I wish I owned and could live in The Biltmore Estate.

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« Reply #210 on: 2006-04-03 23:19:48 »
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I wish I owned and could live in The Biltmore Estate.

Granted.  Your home is bombed by the US military when North Carolina sucedes from the union...again.

I wish everyone on this forum eternal happiness.

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« Reply #211 on: 2006-04-04 02:16:57 »
Granted. Everyone who is not dies. Since we're so remote and there probally isn't a female among us, the human race becomes extinct.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper (the drink).

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« Reply #212 on: 2006-04-04 03:56:24 »
Granted. You also become allergic to caffiene.

I wish that I had the worst luck in the world.

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« Reply #213 on: 2006-04-04 05:24:15 »
Granted. You are now Micheal Jackson.

I wish I had a Super Vandread.

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« Reply #214 on: 2006-04-04 20:43:14 »
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Granted. You are now Micheal Jackson.

I wish I had a Super Vandread.


granted, but it gives you cancer (like everthing else in the world:P)

I wish everbody here had a modded ps2 and every game for said system :D

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« Reply #215 on: 2006-04-05 21:22:25 »
Granted. The mod was shabby and done by a total amateur who wouldn't recognize a soldering iron if it burnt him in the face. Also the games are all on DVD+Rs.

I wish I had a cure for my cancer so I could enjoy my Super Vandread.

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« Reply #216 on: 2006-04-05 22:21:46 »
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I wish I had a cure for my cancer so I could enjoy my Super Vandread.


Granted, sadly, the cure for cancer is the destruction your Super Vandread.

I wish Canada conquered America.

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« Reply #217 on: 2006-04-06 02:20:13 »
Granted, but America by any other name still has a huge national debt, a retarded leadership, and worldwide hatred towards it.


I wish I could find that woman who killed that kitten (and took photos of it) so I could kill her with my bare hands, in mostly the same ways that she killed the kitten, and then be forgiven such as to not be sent to any form of imprisonment.

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« Reply #218 on: 2006-04-06 02:22:03 »
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Granted. You are now Micheal Jackson.

Uhh, that didn't corrupt my bad luck, it added to it. thanks.

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Granted, but you have permanent blood stains of the women on your hands for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could teleport.

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« Reply #219 on: 2006-04-06 03:45:14 »
Granted, but you accidentally fuse with Joan Rivers while teleporting one day.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner. That is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me.

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« Reply #220 on: 2006-04-07 20:11:20 »
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Granted, but you accidentally fuse with Joan Rivers while teleporting one day.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner. That is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me.



granted, but everbody will be trying to eat you.


I wish my copy of xenogears worked and I can get past this one part it keeps freezing on me :(

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« Reply #221 on: 2006-04-08 00:04:36 »
Granted, but it only works on my PS.

I want my computer back...

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« Reply #222 on: 2006-04-08 17:07:52 »
granted, but your mom will beat it up again. (or maybe you will actually prevent it from happening this time, like normal people would)

I wish my mom tried to break my comp :P

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« Reply #223 on: 2006-04-08 21:55:37 »
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granted, but your mom will beat it up again. (or maybe you will actually prevent it from happening this time, like normal people would)

I wish my mom tried to break my comp :P



granted but she breaks it over your head.


I wish life was more like anime

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« Reply #224 on: 2006-04-09 00:35:28 »
Granted, you now get smacked in the face, sending you flying over the nearest building, by any girl you try to get close with or even talk to.

I wish my exam I'm having next week will go perfect without me having to learn anything the next couple of days.