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Joke: What's brown and sticky
« on: 2001-05-05 09:52:00 »
A stick.

Hehe ^_^
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« Reply #1 on: 2001-05-05 16:11:00 »
WHY WHY OH WHY????
I KNEW THAT ONE WHEN I WAS 3!

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« Reply #2 on: 2001-05-06 00:42:00 »
halkun, you sure you're not drunk?

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« Reply #3 on: 2001-05-06 01:07:00 »
Halkun: I would have guessed a broken boomerang.  :D

The SaiNt: I'm beginning to wonder.


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« Reply #4 on: 2001-05-06 01:30:00 »
Hey..this post can become like the residential crap jokes page, I'm sure it would surpass 10 pages real quickly:

Anyway here my contribution :-


A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."


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« Reply #5 on: 2001-05-06 01:44:00 »
:P

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« Reply #6 on: 2001-05-06 03:51:00 »
He He He.

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« Reply #7 on: 2001-05-06 12:38:00 »
uh, im seeing two possible outcomes, i wont mention them. can someone tell me the funny side :D?

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« Reply #8 on: 2001-05-06 14:43:00 »
Shes got...In her mouth man!!!
Do you need it spelled out. I'll make a wav file :)

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« Reply #9 on: 2001-05-06 14:51:00 »
haha! i missed that outcome  :)

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« Reply #10 on: 2001-05-07 17:19:00 »
What were your outcomes?

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« Reply #11 on: 2001-05-08 14:58:00 »
ARGHHHHHHH!!! GROSS!!!!! WHY ARE U GUYS SOO DIRTY!!! MY LIFE IS DIRTY ENOUGH WITH HENTAI MAGS IN MY WORKINGPLACE AND IN SCHOOL(THE F**** THERE ARE VERY DIRTY) AND NOW THIS??? I KNOW THAT THE SITE HAS PICS OF BOOBS, PENIS AND BALLS BUT STOP!!! OR I'LL USE EVEN MORE DIRTIER JOKES!!!

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« Reply #12 on: 2001-05-08 16:21:00 »
Jesus Christ!!!


That is probably the weirdest thing I've ever read in my life, what everyone was saying about you being a pothead all seems so much truer now.


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« Reply #13 on: 2001-05-08 16:30:00 »
Here's another funny joke.  C'mon!  More people post jokes here please.

U probably wont get it if you dont know who David Beckam is but you can just exchange him for a blonde.

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David Beckham walks into a library and says, "I'll have a Big Mac and fries, please."

The librarian replies, "Sir, this is a library."

Beckham looks embarrassed and whispers, "I'll have a Big Mac and fries."


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« Reply #14 on: 2001-05-08 20:18:00 »
Joey You really are a total freak.
Freak
Freak

Did any of you guys see the Ali G interview with posh and becks, that was really funny, taking the piss out of him all the time  :)


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« Reply #15 on: 2001-05-08 21:17:00 »
lol, that beckham ones funny. i know who becham is. i havent seen ali g in ages. i cant think of any jokes at the moment, maybe i'll write some later.

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« Reply #16 on: 2001-05-08 22:37:00 »
I cant think of any of the jokes either  :(

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« Reply #17 on: 2001-05-09 14:42:00 »
Not as funny as this:

A guy is sleeping near the beach during the night. When he woke up, he found himself in the hospital. A little guy was there and he asked him what happend. The little guy said;
"I pulled down your pants and saw a stiff bird there. I played with it and it squirted something to me. So, I cut the bird and threw it into a bonfire."

Sick, Huh.


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« Reply #18 on: 2001-05-09 18:38:00 »
-How would you call it: Blonde is dyeing her hair black?

-Artificiall Inteligence...


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« Reply #19 on: 2001-05-09 21:09:00 »
Funny, but not Joey - there have been so many variations of that joke that everyone has heard
I'm an insane poster !!!!!!

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« Reply #20 on: 2001-05-09 21:23:00 »
nice one M0T. the version of that joke ive heard is:
a boy was sitting in his bedroom when his little sister came in and said "can i play with your willi?" and he was like "no, go away", but after she hassled him loads he gave in. after a while he fell asleep. when he woke up he found his d*ck was gone. "what the fern did you do!?" he asked his sister, "well i was licking it, then it spat at me so i bit its haed off"......

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« Reply #21 on: 2001-05-09 22:44:00 »
Three blondes are walking through a forest when they come to a large river. They're trying to work out how to get across when one of them finds a bottle on the ground and picks it up.

A genie comes out and says "I am the genie of the bottle. For freeing me, I will grant you each a wish".

The first blonde says, "I want to be intelligent enough to figure out a way across the river." So the genie goes "It is done." She pushes a log into the river and paddles it across.

The next blonde says, "I want to be even more intelligent than she is". So the genie goes "It is done." This blonde lashes some logs together with vines, makes a sail from her clothes and sails across.

The last blonde says, "I want to be the most intelligent blonde in the universe." The genie says "It is done". So she walks across the bridge.  :D


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« Reply #22 on: 2001-05-09 23:49:00 »
Hehehehehehehahaha
I've heard that one before
What about this one:
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

HAHAHA


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Joke: What's brown and sticky
« Reply #23 on: 2001-05-10 09:18:00 »
OK herez a good one...

Three midgets are on a bridge fed up with life, and they all want to commit suicide together.

A man walks by and says " what are you doing on the bridge".

A midget replies " well we are fed up with life and we just want to die"

The man says "Thats Crazy! There is plenty of things you can do."

"Like what?" the midget replies.

"Well For instance i just got in the guiness book of world records for jumping rope the most times in the world!" the man raves.

The midget thinks, and smiles.
"Guys I got a great idea. Ya know what? I have the smallest hands i have ever seen!"

The second midget says "Well, I have the smallest feet i have ever seen"

The third sits and mumbles "igot the smalle3(*%&$(*"
"What?" they ask.

I said " I have the smallest d*ck i have ever seen."

The first midget replies "Its ok bro, were all gonna be famous anyway."

So off to the record hall they go...

The first midget Runs out...
"Guys Guess what!? I have the smallest hands in the WORLD!"

The second midget goes in comes out and says "Hey Alright! I have the smallest feet in the world!"

The third slowly creeps in and comes out crying.

"What happened?" they ask.

GOD DAMMIT! Have you ever heard of a bastard named JOEY!?


Tell me ya dont love it!


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« Reply #24 on: 2001-05-10 20:36:00 »
I like it, Real good bout of Joey bashing
HE HE HE
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