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« Reply #75 on: 2006-02-20 03:48:17 »
Granted but all the reasearch in the field you were studying is already completed.

I want to be able to turn into the amazing Hulk and be really strong, and won't turn small.

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« Reply #76 on: 2006-02-20 07:02:58 »
Granted, but your muscles are so big they create an air-tight seal around your head.


I wish life never happened on this planet.

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« Reply #77 on: 2006-02-20 07:19:56 »
Granted, now every evil cannot be killed. Life occurs on another plannet and they are worst than us.

I want Final Fantasy VII to be open source (by Squaresoft)!

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« Reply #78 on: 2006-02-20 09:48:40 »
Granted, however it costs 10.000 dollars to have it.

I wish the all games were government-sponsored and therefore for free.

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« Reply #79 on: 2006-02-20 15:16:45 »
Granted, but with no competition, all games suck.

I want to be able to bench 300lbs.

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« Reply #80 on: 2006-02-20 18:35:58 »
Granted..
However, you crush your larynx while attempting to bench 400 lbs.

I wish relationships with the opposite sex were easier..

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« Reply #81 on: 2006-02-20 19:09:26 »
Granted, but you're now attracted to those of your same sex.

I wish my girlfriend had come home last Friday, instead of two weeks from now.

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« Reply #82 on: 2006-02-20 21:53:59 »
Granted, but she had come to break up.

I want to be able to eat anything without side effects, and my taste would remain the same.

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« Reply #83 on: 2006-02-20 22:41:48 »
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Granted, but she had come to break up.

I want to be able to eat anything without side effects, and my taste would remain the same.

Granted but an accident will cause your jaw to be fucked up and you haqve to eat trough a tube in your stomach
I wish: I was a member of a uber leet0r Punk/Ska/Rock band  8)

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« Reply #84 on: 2006-02-21 02:14:09 »
Granted, but a giant meteor falls and ends all life on the planet

I wish I could out drink everyone (with alcohol)

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« Reply #85 on: 2006-02-21 02:51:28 »
Granted but your liver is FUBAR'd.

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could, in fact, chuck wood.

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« Reply #86 on: 2006-02-21 02:58:58 »
You find out that the answer is 12 pieces of 12X13 lumber, and it doesn't impress you.

I want to answer my materia maker thread. ^^

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« Reply #87 on: 2006-02-21 03:00:14 »
Granted.  You become a woodchuck that can chuck wood.


I wish I didn’t have to shave every day to prevent my facial hair from growing longer than 0.1 millimeters.


[Edit]Oops.  Nearly Same-Time Post.[/Edit]

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« Reply #88 on: 2006-02-21 03:12:42 »
Great.  Which outcome is the correct one?

Quantum Indecision AHOY!! :wicked:  :wicked:  :wicked:

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« Reply #89 on: 2006-02-21 03:53:30 »
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I wish I didn’t have to shave every day to prevent my facial hair from growing longer than 0.1 millimeters.

Granted, but now you have to shave your pubs' each day to prevent them from sticking out the bottom of your pants & sleeve's.

I wish i was born of one of the elite avain race's. ( Human with Wing's - icarii ) with no physical or mental disabilities of any sort.

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« Reply #90 on: 2006-02-21 11:03:16 »
Granted, however you are seen as a Demon by (in any case) the entire religious world. You are hunted down and in the end killed.

I wish to own a magic "automatic-refill-with-any-fluid-you-want-glass".

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« Reply #91 on: 2006-02-21 18:00:39 »
Granted.. However, all are tainted with cyanide.

I wish I was a famous HollyWood actor..

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« Reply #92 on: 2006-02-21 18:07:31 »
granted, only a meteor strikes Hollywood and you along with it.

I wish I for a new comp with the latest specs and one which could withstand anything and can't break or whatsoever, i'm also bonded with it (by a spiritual link) so it cant be taken away from me unless i die which i wont cus im connected to the unbreakable comp and thus so am i!

(think of something to crush my wish ;_;)

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« Reply #93 on: 2006-02-21 18:20:25 »
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granted, only a meteor strikes Hollywood and you along with it.

I wish I for a new comp with the latest specs and one which could withstand anything and can't break or whatsoever, i'm also bonded with it (by a spiritual link) so it cant be taken away from me unless i die which i wont cus im connected to the unbreakable comp and thus so am i!


Granted..

But the computer must be powered by the souls of your family and friends

I wish I had more money.

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« Reply #94 on: 2006-02-21 19:27:17 »
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I wish I had more money.


Granted, you can have some more monopoly money.

I wish for everything bad to no longer exist with the exception of me.

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« Reply #95 on: 2006-02-21 19:43:44 »
granted, but it will be in another dimension so we are not affected

I wish these fuckers left this forum im on :/

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« Reply #96 on: 2006-02-21 20:39:13 »
Granted, but they then show up at your front door instead.

I wish to know just who is it that keeps losing track of Waldo.

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« Reply #97 on: 2006-02-21 20:41:42 »
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i wish to know just who is it that keeps losing track of Waldo.
lol.

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« Reply #98 on: 2006-02-21 20:49:12 »
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Granted, but they then show up at your front door instead.

I wish to know just who is it that keeps losing track of Waldo.



granted, but you have to give up your right leg first


I wish I had a unbreakable 2 gb flash drive

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« Reply #99 on: 2006-02-21 21:57:14 »
Granted, but you don't have the firmware.

I want a Mako Reactor that sucks up real lifestream!