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« Reply #125 on: 2006-02-23 22:28:56 »
Granted, but it can't update because its a pirated edition you paid 200$ for.

I want to be able to find out the meaning of life.

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« Reply #126 on: 2006-02-24 05:01:03 »
Granted, but the answer you get is so disappointing, that you spend the rest of your days tortured and depressed.

I wish the next episode of pure pwnage would hurry up and be released.

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« Reply #127 on: 2006-02-24 20:17:24 »
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I wish the next episode of pure pwnage would hurry up and be released.


Granted, but the franchise is bought, and all new episodes have teletubies as the main characters.


I wish that I had wings.

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« Reply #128 on: 2006-02-25 23:17:16 »
Granted, but you have no idea how to use those wings.

I wish I was able to install and play in "fear" on my computer :]

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« Reply #129 on: 2006-02-26 19:01:55 »
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Granted, but you have no idea how to use those wings.

I wish I was able to install and play in "fear" on my computer :]


granted, but it has a bug that causes your computer to be unable to run any other game EVER again.


I wish I got better download speed in bit torrent

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« Reply #130 on: 2006-02-28 05:57:16 »
Granted, but everything carries a virus

I wish whenever I put my hand in pocket, iI could grab a $20 bill and take it out.

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« Reply #131 on: 2006-02-28 08:18:15 »
Granted, but each is marked with the special colour which is used to mark money stolen from banks.

I wish my notebook would be working once again.

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« Reply #132 on: 2006-02-28 10:11:12 »
Granted.  Your notebook works again, once.


I wish the other company would pay me so I can buy my Yamaha® MOTIF ES 7 soon.


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« Reply #133 on: 2006-02-28 19:13:05 »
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Granted.  Your notebook works again, once.


I wish the other company would pay me so I can buy my Yamaha® MOTIF ES 7 soon.


L. Spiro


granted, but it gets stolen before you can take it home.

I wish I had a real life flying chocobo

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« Reply #134 on: 2006-02-28 21:20:37 »
granded but it has h5n1 virus, so it will die soon (I think chocobo is a chicken)

I wish I was never born :)

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« Reply #135 on: 2006-02-28 21:36:55 »
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granded but it has h5n1 virus, so it will die soon (I think chocobo is a chicken)

I wish I was never born :)


Granted but your DNA was going to be the cure for AIDS. Cos you not being born billions of ppl die

i wish a a new pack of dvdr's

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« Reply #136 on: 2006-02-28 22:50:57 »
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i wish a a new pack of dvdr's


Granted, but they are all filled with child pornography, as the police well know.


I wish this thread ceased to exist. :wink:

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« Reply #137 on: 2006-03-01 20:50:53 »
Granted. You are now shirtless.

I wish I didn't have a wish.

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« Reply #138 on: 2006-03-02 01:27:38 »
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Granted. You are now shirtless.

I wish I didn't have a wish.

Grranted, now delete yourwishfrom your post.

I wish I had become the multi-billion dollar owner of Microsoft.

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« Reply #139 on: 2006-03-02 12:15:04 »
Granted, but EU wins the war over terorristic USA, and dollars cease to exist.

I wish I had my very own functional personal teleport which would teleport me anywhere I wanted anytime.

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« Reply #140 on: 2006-03-02 20:55:37 »
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Granted, but EU wins the war over terorristic USA, and dollars cease to exist.

I wish I had my very own functional personal teleport which would teleport me anywhere I wanted anytime.


granted, but it will get you dna mixed up with any bug that gets into the teleporter with you and turn you into a freak.


I wish I had a a relly cool mousepad

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« Reply #141 on: 2006-03-02 21:26:50 »
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granted, but it will get you dna mixed up with any bug that gets into the teleporter with you and turn you into a freak.


I wish I had a a relly cool mousepad


Granted but that pad causes you $50 mouse to get broken.

I wish for a WORKING moniter (Mine goes green)

EDIT: Removing the Quote-in-Quote

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« Reply #142 on: 2006-03-03 04:26:41 »
Granted, but it makes super high pitched annoying buzzing sounds that alternate with low pitched tones, and smells like cat urine..

I wish for world peace ~_^

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« Reply #143 on: 2006-03-03 04:50:12 »
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Granted, but it makes super high pitched annoying buzzing sounds that alternate with low pitched tones, and smells like cat urine..

I wish for world peace ~_^

Granted, but the entire world goes insane due to no way to realese anger.

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« Reply #144 on: 2006-03-03 05:31:11 »
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Granted, but it makes super high pitched annoying buzzing sounds that alternate with low pitched tones, and smells like cat urine..

I wish for world peace ~_^

Granted, but the entire world goes insane due to no way to realese anger.


Wow.. That's pretty close to how it is now.. and you forgot your wish.. So It's a free wish to whoever.. Oh hell I'll make another one to keep it going..

I wish for a beautiful real life anime catgirl!

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« Reply #145 on: 2006-03-03 10:39:10 »
Granted, but she's only 1 milimeter tall.

But I wish one too :)

I wish for a beautiful real life anime catgirl!

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« Reply #146 on: 2006-03-03 13:30:42 »
granted but she will still look anime in the real world so you cant really show yourself with her. or people will ask >.>

I wish for admin powers on this forum, i dont know why but it seems an interresting wish.

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« Reply #147 on: 2006-03-03 14:15:14 »
Granted, but you don't understand how to use them.

I wish the amount on my paycheck was twice as big.

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« Reply #148 on: 2006-03-03 20:55:19 »
Granted, the numbers will appear bigger on your paycheck.

I wish the FF7 OpCodes were all fully decoded.

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« Reply #149 on: 2006-03-03 22:41:27 »
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Granted, but you don't understand how to use them.

Haha, you truly seem to enjoy the title giving too much!

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I wish the FF7 OpCodes were all fully decoded.


Granted, but they are all in a language you do not understand.

I wish that gun violence in the world was replaced with crossbow violence.