B******* Guide to FINAL FANTASY

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Speaking of the devil... I found this quick, funny and entertaining exposition about game history.

My english level make that some parts of these british guys words, get away from my understanding. I want to understand it completely. Subtitles would make the definitive solution for me but they're not available anywhere like you can see.

I publish this here for two reasons:


1) To see if somebody would like to pleeeease!!, lend me a little hand with the missing pieces of the puzzle, if is not a bother of course. 
= E


2) And of course, to share the videos with all of you, FF partners. ^_^

Here is what I've manage to caught 'til the moment hearing and transcribing (in case of somebody has the kindness of helping me). Didn't posted the second part because I have planned to work in it one of these days, only a few minutes ago I finished of writing all the texts below:


PART 1 UPDATED... [25/03/2012]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDFXCBAs4eo

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Hey, folks. Welcome to the latest
GameSpot ----- Guide.

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A quick announcement
before we get started:

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Unfortunately we're going to have
to change the name of the series,

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because somebody else owns the term
[---guide---bluff---] and...

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anything associated with it.

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It hasn't any easy, but I've come up
with a couple myself and,

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I just wanted to sort of...
test them out on you guys.

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The hardest part's been trying to think of
a name that hasn't already been taken.

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But I'm just gonna throw
them out there and,

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you guys can can let me know
of you think, that would be great.

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«You 'bluffs' Tube».

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«Google's Guides to
Games for Dummies».

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«Prince the Artist formerly
known as Bluffers Guy».

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«iBluff».
Small one...

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«Call of Bluff Modern Guidefare 3».

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And «Edge».

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Any keepers in dash?
We're open to suggestions if not.

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Honestly, we're getting kind of
desperate at this stage.

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If you have any idea, please,
stick them in the comments below

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or feel free to
'tweet-face' me directly.

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In the meantime though here's a...
'something' to Final Fantasy.

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Is incredibly long because there are
over 2 billion of Final Fantasy games.

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In fact we had to split it
into two spearate videos.

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The second of which will be available
on friday 3.

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Some of you'll, no doubt, think
this is some sort of 'evil' GameSpot plot,

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to make sure we get twice as
many views on our videos but,

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honestly, I can think in a lot
easier way to doing that thing,

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that having to sit through dozens of
hours of Final Fantasy footage.

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I gotta know...
Taking out my junk?

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Oh, maybe that would have
the opposite effect.

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I guess we'll find out next week.

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In the meantime, here is
something about Final Fantasy.

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Enjoy!

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You asked for, folks:
Final Fantasy.

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Except it wasn't really final,
now was it?

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Is like that movie,
'The Neverending Story'.

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I spent 7.49 on the BluRay.

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Bloody thing ended after an hour
and forty two minutes.

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Hi, yeah... I ordered a copy of
'The Neverending Story'

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of you guys but it ended
in like... two hours

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just wondering, is it like a fault
or something?

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Sorry Sir, I'm not following.
Did your disc arrive broken?

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No, no... is working. It just ended.
There's no more story.

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Can I get a refund or something?
Or like a replacement?

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Do you have any copies of that
'Final Destination' movie?

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Which one, sir? There are 5
'Final Destination' movies?

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Well, Final Fantasy is guilty of
this black and false advertising too.

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Final?  They only went to make
13 bloody sequels.

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And then they made a bunch
of sequels for the sequels.

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Next year, they'll probably release
Final Fantasy XIII-2.

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2...

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I consider myself
a well first gamer but...

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I've just never been into RPGs.

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I'm on the shame to admit it

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but I never actually played
a Final Fantasy game.

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I know about Cloud and the chocobos
and I've seen the movies but...

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the style and gameplay of the series
just never appealed to me.

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So I'm gonna need a lot
of help on this one.

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We need an expert.
And who better to help

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than the GameSpot staff member

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who most looks like a
Final Fantasy character.

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No, no, no...
the other one.

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So... tell me, mate.
What's a Final Fantasy?

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Well, is a story full of
mistery, intrigue,

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and lots of kids with
spikey-head.

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Let me take you back to 1987.

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Three man in a baby (???)
(?????),

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people (???) (?????)
(????????) rebuild the city,

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in somewhere on Japan,

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a new videogame series was about
to take the world by storm.

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That series was of course,
Final Fantasy.

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Created by Hironobu Sakaguchi,

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and developed by Square
for the NES,

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it brought the role playing
game to the masses.

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Becoming in one of the most influential
titles in the history of videogames.

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Making spikey-head,
massive swords,

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and western looking
ancient people,

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or is that ancient looking
western people,

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part of the public consciousness.

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Many of the (???) they made
into the first Final Fantasy,

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came from RPGs (???).

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Dungeon crawl is like Wizardry,

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ta (??????????????????????????),

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and yes, even legendary
(????), Dungeons & Dragons.

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Final Fantasy took those ideas
and created a game

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on a grand scale.

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There was turn-based combats,
a huge map to explore,

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and airships, towns,
dungeons, a magic system,

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a leveling system,
(???)quests,

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incredible visuals for the time.

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And the exploring plots
(???????????????????),

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to expand the limits
of space and time.

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Sure, it still was in the
most (???) games,

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and ended up (????)
(???) towards (???).

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But, its influence on videogames
is unquestionable.

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And the fact that it was made
by just 7 people,

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(????) the more impressive.

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Well, I was impressed actually.

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Final Fantasy II is next, right?
That's the 'sequel'?

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Well... so so.

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It is one thing we (???) by now.

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Is the videogame titles
(????) make any sense.

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A (????????)

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In any case, II did introduce
some elements

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that will become staples
of the series:

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namely recurring character Cid,
and chocobos,

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which associated like a cross
between a baby chicken,

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and an ostrich (???).

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Ahh!!
What the f&%# is that?!

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There we go...

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The game is pretty good as well.

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II featured an epic tale
of empire invasion

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and also a (?????) system,

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(???) activity-based system.

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III introduced the world of summons
as of Shiva, Ifrit and Odin,

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All of which will become
staples of the series.

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III also introduced a new
job change system.

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Well... let you switch job
rows for your characters,

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giving you access to special
commands like steal for thief,

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or jump for dragon.

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A (????) different to the
Final Fantasy II and III

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you remember in the US,
don't worry...

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(????????) developed
(???) of the crazys.

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The original FF II and III went actually
ever released out sold of Japan,

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but the subsequent FF IV was.

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To avoid confusion, FF IV was
actually named II in the US.

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Final Fantasy V never met
the States at all,

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but Final Fantasy VI did,
which they numbered III.

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Mmm... my brain hurts.

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Just wait (????) two sequels.

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How am I supossed to (??)
this in the right order.

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I better mess (?????)
clip already.

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No, (????), probably,
but,

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don't worry,
we're not done yet.

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Final Fantasy IV was
the first in the series

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to make its way onto the SNES,

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at least in Japan.

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It was also the first introducing
the active time battle system,

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which (????) commands,

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making battles more exciting
than ever before.

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So exciting in fact, that it was
used for the next five FF games.

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It was also proclaimed for its score,

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which is written by composer
Nobuo Uematsu.

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His work in subscreen games (???)
worldwide critical acclaimed.

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Final Fantasy V, another
Japan-only release.

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Continued the series success
selling over 2 million copies,

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and earning praise for the depth
of its character customizations,

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(?????) job system.

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The next game on the series
did see a worldwide release,

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and boy was it good...

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Final Fantasy VI
hit the SNES in 1994.

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And was met with
unanimous critical acclaim.

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Is considered (??) one of
the most memorable

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and emotionally
involved plots ever,

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for live incredible depth
and realism.

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A (?????????????)
of the series.

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It was Final Fantasy
turned up to eleven.

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There were a grand breaking
14 playable characters,

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masses of towns sidequests, NPCs,
dungeons, incredible music...

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In fact, the famous opera scene
is an incredible (??) moment.

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Basically, Final Fantasy VI
is freaking awesome.

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(????) it is one of the
best videgames of all time,

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and the best in the series.

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And if you haven't played it yet...

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- Whoa, dude,

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you're messing up the story, ok?

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Just let me get on with it.

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Hey, I may not know a lot
of the Final Fantasy,

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but I'm pretty sure people think
VII is the best, right?

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So so, is a bit of a long story.

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Ah, no... screw this.
I'm taking a break, man.

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I need a (??????)
(??????) or something.

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Whoa, whoa! Danny, Danny!
Wait, wait, wait!

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We haven't (???) about Aeris,
or Leona Lewis, or Vanille.PART 2 UPDATED... [01/04/2012]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49pysD6J5SU

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Hey, dude.
Sorry by the (???).

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Can we continue the story of
FF (??), please?

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Yeah, sure, man. Go ahead.

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We've already covered
I, II, III, IV, V, VI.

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So that means next stop is...

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Here we are, folks.
Final Fantasy VII.

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The game that blew minds,
ended relationships,

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and gave 14 Europe-boys their first
taste of love and lost.

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Released on the PlayStation in 1997,

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it was the first not being released
on a Nintendo console,

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and the first (???) breathtaking (???)
cinematics, and 3D graphics.

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(???) 3D graphics over 2D backdrops.

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And the characters looked a bit
like (???) toys...

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(???) 3 CDs of the game was epic.

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I mean if you (???) started
to play videogames,

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or if you never touched a
G-RPG in your life,

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and many of his players hadn't,

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it was like hearing Mozart fith
the first time,

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or getting your first feel of boob:

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a (???)
unforgettable moment.

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And there are moments
(???) in Final Fantasy VII.

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The breathtaking opening sequence when
Midgar reveal for the first time,

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the "oh my God & crapping
my pants" moment

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when Sephiroth emerges
from the flames of Nibelheim,

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the minigames at Gold Saucer,

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the cross dressing scene,

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the touching moment as Red XIII
learn from his father's fate,

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seeing a summoning glorious 3D
for the first time,

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going snowboarding,

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escaping from SHINRA's headquarters
on a bad-ass bike,

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breeding chocobos,
defeating Weapons...

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We could make this entire guide
about this one game,

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such as (?????????????).

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But (???)often remember the most,
is the love triangle

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(???) spikey-head protagonist Cloud,
and Tifa & Aeris.

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Sure, you could go
on a date with Barret

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at the Gold Saucer (???).

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but most people developed
a(???) Aeris,

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leading us to one of the most
unforgettable moments in gaming history.

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Whoa, whoa... hold up.
I think I know your'e about to say,

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is not a kinda spoiler, right?

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Dude, the game is 15 years old,

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I think we passed
spoiling time by now.

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Fine, but I'm (?????)
on your desk.

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Yes, (?????) you spent most of
the game (?????) pants off,

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well, she dies...
It was unbeliavable (???)

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an a moment I remember
turning me to sobbing wet

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(???) of sadness.

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Speaking of sadness,
there was a summon(????).

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which worked great, but my God
with the animation is long.

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I mean, Knight of the Round
was ridiculous,

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Oxbow lake (???) in less time
than it takes the animation to play.

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Still, the game (???)
amazingly well today,

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the graphics, the gameplay,
the stunning music!

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In fact, I go as far
as awarding it

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the Official Mark Walton
Awesome Balls Award.

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- Here you go...
- Ahh... thanks?

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(???)Square-Enix(???)

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And then there was VIII,

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with rank 2° for the greatest
Final Fantasy opening ever.

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"L(????)!"

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It droped the (???) graphics
in favor of more realistic approach,

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and introduced the Junction system
for summons.

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The narrative was as epic as ever,

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and was actually a love story.

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Not all fans go on board with that,
but VIII is one of my favorites.

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Oh, and lead character Squall
carried a gunblade,

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which is as freaking awesome
as it seems.

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IX (???) back to the series
(?????),

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and consequently featured (???)
(????????) despise.

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Suffice it to say it wasn't
one of my favorites.

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Thousands of reasons (???) I
stayed away (?????????????)after all,

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but (?????) with it,

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and still one of the highest
rated and selling FF titles.

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IX was also infamous
for its strategy guide,

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which in (????) provide
all the information

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within the book you've
just paid money for,

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and instead (????)
to go online to get it.

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Absolutely (???) particularly
(??????????)world online.

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(???)
Brilliant...

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To say people were
excited about FF X,

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would be an understatement.

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It was to be the first on PS2,
the first entirely in 3D,

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the first with voice acting.

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It brought those things and more,

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including a new conditioned
turn-based battle system,

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and a new leveling system
called Sphere Grid.

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The world Spira was a joy to explore

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despite lacking the overworld map
 of previous games.

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Final Fantasy X was
widely popular,

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(????) first direct
sequel in FF history.

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Final Fantasy X-2 was that sequel.

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Notable for its
all-female main cast,

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having only three
playable characters,

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and multiple endings.

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It was also notable for not having any
music written by the long-time writer.

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Nobuo Uematsu,
(????) this atrocity.

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I don't wanna (??)you,
Danny. But...

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things about to get scary.
And enough scary.

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That song was scary enough
to be honest, man.

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(????????) loudly sang in the depths
of Leona Lewis or anything.

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XI brought Final Fantasy
to the (????) RPG orients.

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And was set in the
mystical world of Vana'diel.

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Unlike the rest of the series,

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there were no starring characters.

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Instead, you could create
and costumize your own.

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Assigning name and career
with the (???) job system,

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It was also notable for simultaneous
cross platform play,

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across PlayStation 2 and PC.

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The community is still
getting strong.

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With hundreds of thousands of players
still battling their way through quests.

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(??????) in 2006
to knew universal acclaim.

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I am not so sure about it.

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We are in (???????)
territory again after all.

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but it introduced a
number of new features.

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These included the Active
Dimension battle system,

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where battles took place
on the overworld

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inside of a separate
battle screen,

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(???), and an incredibly
complicated (???) system.

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Ok, seriously.
How long this is gonna take?

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- Can I go another break?
- No, breaks are for the weak!

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Besides,
we're nearly at the end.

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Here we are, folks.
Final Fantasy XIII,

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the latest and greatest
from Square Enix.

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Which arrived on the PS3
and Xbox 360,

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back in 2010.

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And (?????????)made my eyes both melt,
and my pants soaking wet.

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Is just a shame that the first
20 hours were...

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well... a bit (????).

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Is basically you and your (???)
 walking down.

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a very long, lineal, and
(??) endless corridor,

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battling a few enemies
along the way,

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and (?????) RPG melodrama.

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Things (???)when you
(???????),

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but even then (???????????).

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There was a lot of
fighting (???),

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and it was extremely good.

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This was thanks to
the modified version

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of the ATB system called
Paradigm Shift.

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Which make battles extremely deep
and (?????),

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despite still being in
 turn-based.

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There was (???) graphics

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and an excellent battle system
(?????????),

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for (??) Vanille.

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What we call (????)
Square Enix (???)

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the most irritating being
on the planet.

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We can only (???)
fans of Jar Jar Binks.

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(I'm...? uncanny???)

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Oh yeah, and the theme song,
Leona F****** Lewis...

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- My God, stop this!
- Sorry...

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- So is that it? The end?
- Not exactly,

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cause yes...
there were spin-offs too.

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Wait a second.
What about F................?

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- It was (????).
- Are you not even gona... ?

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B(????)!

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A sight for the main (??) titles

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Final Fantasy (?????)
of spin-offs and (???)

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We'd need to make a hole at
the guide to go trough them all,

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so instead here's a
super sped-up random.

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So, what's next for Final Fantasy.

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Well, there's the recently
released FF XIII-2,

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which promess to bring back
all that lovely exploration

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missing from the first games.

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Along with towns, NPCs,
(????????????????)

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in some ways(??????)

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But hey, don't take
my word for it.

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Check out the video review from
our very own Kevin Vanord,

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which is (???)
GameSpot right now.

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There's FF VERSUS XIII-2,
but that was announced in 2006.

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Since then we (???) a
few more teaser trailers,

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and the news say they actually went
in the full production last year.

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So... it might be a while yet.

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So, that the main series,
spin-offs (???????),

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and the coming sequels.

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but we're still not done.

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There's the movies.

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Which were quite
frankly terribles,

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but hey,
the looked pretty.

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So, if you're (?????)
making your eyes (????) joy,

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and your brain tried to escape
(??) of your nostrils in despair,

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check out
FF 'Legend of the Crystals',

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FF 'The Spirit Within',
and FF VII 'Advent Children'.

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Then there's the merchandising.

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Which is so vast (??)
George Lucas

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(??????????)
Star Wars to shame.

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Plushies, figurines,
trading cards, jewelry,

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So many (??) of useless junk
for you to (??) your money on.

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But Final Fantasy's biggest
legacy to the world: cosplay.

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More specifically, bad cosplay...

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(????????????????)in a half.
Cheers, mate.

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Hey no problem, man.
Anytime.

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I could use you (???????)
(?????????) actually,

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is there any other series
you're kinda crazy with.

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Ahhm... (???) series.

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Ahh...
Uhh... maybe actually.
PS: Wouldn't be bad to put in the forum commands for videosites, spoilers and things like that.

[dkma841]

i don't really understand what your trying to do are you trying to do those 'Lets Play' video walkthrough with commentaries?

[Telémaco]

i don't really understand what your trying to do are you trying to do those 'Lets Play' video walkthrough with commentaries?

No, no, I'm not.  ^ ^

I'm just trying to understand the guide completely, that's all.

I am Southamerican, english is not my mother tongue, and my english level, although is good, is not enough to understand completely all they're saying for the next reasons:

1) They speak too quick in some parts.
2) They use some slang words.
3) Technical gamer and probably FF terms, that I could get for sure if they were at least written (subtitles).
3) They're British. xD  (British english accent is many times a little more difficult to understand than American english, specially for a language apprentice).

If you said that because of the timings above the text lines, they're just because I transcribed using a subtitler program, for more comfort in writing (DivxLand Media Subtitler).

***************

By the way, my text capture of the second video is now up there in case somebody... well, already know.

I hope haven't been too cheeky in asking you to help me with that. I can understand, people are busy with their own things. Simply did it because... since majority of people here are born in englishspeaker countries, I thought: "hey, this would a piece of cake for them; maybe, somebody can help me" and "hey great, besides, this is a FF and gamer forum, what better place to search for help? FF & games technical terms, in a languages forum, could be a problem".

Anyway, I had thought since the begining and still is an option in case not having luck here, try in a languages forum.

[UGerstl]

Thanks for your effort.

Very good idea. 

[Telémaco]

Thanks for your effort.

Very good idea. 

From your flag I can assume one thing (your mother language is not spanish), and from your comment, I can assume that you're not totally bilingual... either, right? xD

And don't know why, but I'm starting to feel that you people are not totally understanding my purpose...  = /  or is not like that?

[dkma841]

And don't know why, but I'm starting to feel that you people are not totally understanding my purpose...  = /  or is not like that?

Well that could be right lol
As far as i know you want someone to translate the words in that video word for word in a 10min vid?

[NxK]

Speaking of the devil... I found this quick, funny and entertaining exposition about game history.

My english level make that some parts of these british guys words, get away from my understanding. I want to understand it completely. Subtitles would make the definitive solution for me but they're not available anywhere like you can see.

I publish this here for two reasons:
[...]

Hey,
I have read through your captions and I believe your noble endeavor might be of quite some help to those whose native language is not English.
Still, albeit not being able to regard English as my mother tongue myself either, I cannot say that I found it hard to follow the conversation in the video or that the interlocutors' slight British accent seemed particularly confusing. By the way, what "slang words" are used in particular? I do not remember hearing any. ;]
I am going to watch the second part and read the respective captions now. 

[Telémaco]

Hey,
I have read through your captions and I believe your noble endeavor might be of quite some help to those whose native language is not English.
Still, albeit not being able to regard English as my mother tongue myself either, I cannot say that I found it hard to follow the conversation in the video or that the interlocutors' slight British accent seemed particularly confusing. By the way, what "slang words" are used in particular? I do not remember hearing any. ;]
I am going to watch the second part and read the respective captions now. 

At last! Someone who understand in the first, my entire purpose. xD 

And thanks, man, really, for taking the trouble to read the texts.

Altough I repeat, in all honesty, that job was initially, just for my own understanding. But you and the first comment of Sunz, make me see that wouldn't be bad to let subtitles available for spanishspeaker people who follow FF world.

About the slang words, let's see... 

One example: when Danny ask to Mark if he's not gonna talk about the FF XIV online (?), Mark answer something that, altough I don't understand (bowls? boast? bo_what? xD), I can assume is a kind of insult (of course, maybe I'm wrong in that case).

Another example this time understood... well, they use often the adjective «bloody», a slang word, right? By the way, an offtopic comment, I knew about that word and its meaning (bloody), seeing Lost. With Charlie Pace saying that so many times, hehehe...

Well that could be right lol
As far as i know you want someone to translate the words in that video word for word in a 10min vid?

Haha... no, no. xD

I reiterate, not translate, but transcribe. Got it?

Translate is asking to an englishspeaker person that pass words from a language to antoher, right? Transcribe, in this case, is asking to an englishspeaker person to copy directly what is hearing, an englishspeaker person who could understand perfectly a dialogue in your own language. The favor is to hear the conversation, and help writing the missing words in the subtitles, all in your own language.

In both cases is just a request for help, but I think both have their differences too.

[NxK]

I checked and corrected the first bit of the first part of your transcriptions:

Code: [Select]

Hey, folks. Welcome to the latest
GameSpot ----- Guide.

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A quick announcement
before we get started:

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Unfortunately we're going to have
to change the name of the series,

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because somebody else owns the term [making absurd noises]

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and anything associated with it.

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It hasn't been easy, but I've come up
with a couple myself and,

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I just wanted to sort of...
test them out on you guys.

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The hardest part's been trying to think of
a name that hasn't already been taken.

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But I'm just gonna throw
them out there and,

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you guys can let me know
what you think, that would be great.

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«You 'bluff' Tube».

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«Google's Guides to
Games for Dummies».

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«Prince the Artist formerly
known as Bluffers Guy».

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«iBluff».
Small one...

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«Call of Bluff Modern Guidefare 3».

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And «Edge».

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Any keepers in dash?
We're open to suggestions, if nosh.

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Honestly, we're getting kind of
desperate at this stage.

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If you have any idea, please,
stick them in the comments below.

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or feel free to
'tweet-face' me directly.

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In the meantime though here's a...
'something' to Final Fantasy.

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It's incredibly long because there are
over 2 billion Final Fantasy games.

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In fact we had to split it
into two spearate videos.

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The second of which will be available
on friday 3.

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Some of you will, no doubt, think
 this is some sort of 'evil' GameSpot plot,

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to make sure we get twice as
many views on our videos but,

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honestly, I can think of a lot
easier ways to doing that than

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having to sit through dozens of
hours of Final Fantasy footage.

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I gotta know...
Taking out my junk?

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Oh, maybe that would have
 the opposite effect.

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I guess we'll find out next week.

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In the meantime, here is
something to well Final Fantasy.

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Enjoy!

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You asked for it folks:
Final Fantasy.

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Except it wasn't really final,
now was it?

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Is like that movie,
'The Neverending Story'.

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I spent 7.49 on the BlueRay.

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Bloody thing ended after an hour
and forty two minutes.

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Hi, yeah... I ordered a copy of
'The Neverending Story'

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of you guys but it ended in like... two hours

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just wondering, is it like a fault
or something?

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Sorry sir, I'm not following.
Did your disc arrive broken?

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No, no... it's working. It just ended.
There's no more story.

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Can I get like a refund or something?
Or like a replacement?

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Do you have any copies of that
'Final Destination' movie?

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Which one, sir? There are 5
'Final Destination' movies.

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Well, Final Fantasy is guilty of
this black and false advertising too.

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Final? They only went to make
13 bloody sequels.

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And then they made a bunch
of sequels for the sequels.

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Next year, they'll probably release
Final Fantasy XIII-2-2.

[Telémaco]

I checked and corrected the first bit of the first part of your transcriptions:

  Wow, man. Great job. You made it almost to the half very quickly. Excellent english level for a non-english nation person.

Thank you very much for your help, really. I appreciate it. God bless, if you believe in him, of course. xD

I'm reading it all by now, interrupted a moment for give you the thanks. By the way, you said that you're not born in englishspeaker country, where are you from? (if you don't mind to say it, of course).

Already saw it, Germany. ^ ^

[UGerstl]

Hi Telémaco,

From your flag I can assume one thing (your mother language is not spanish)

I am from Germany and i can't speak/read/write Spanish.

and from your comment, I can assume that you're not totally bilingual... either, right?

Totally right. I try my best to read/write/understand English but i have the
same problems as you. Therefore i am very thankful for your project.

[Mewsin (aka Zendar)]

OK so to put it simple you want the (? ? ? ?) parts of your transcription translated to something understandable
i will take the time next week and translate the whole thing to simple English.
With a firm grasp of British as well as American English and their respective collections of slang words
i think this will be a piece of cake for me (even if they are not my native language)

[Telémaco]

I am from Germany and i can't speak/read/write Spanish.

Holy crap...  >_<   'Doh'...

Hahaha, man... Of course you are...

I didn't wanna say spanish. With all this conversation about languages and translations and transcripts I got confused. Just a lapsus calami.

What I meant, was english.

About the gratitude don't mention it, the credit is for your compatriot too. Just look at the part he transcripted. A wonderful ear he has for the english, a very good level.   ° . °

OK so to put it simple you want the (? ? ? ?) parts of your transcription translated to something understandable
i will take the time next week and translate the whole thing to simple English.
With a firm grasp of British as well as American English and their respective collections of slang words
i think this will be a piece of cake for me (even if they are not my native language)

Simpler impossible, man. ^ ^ You got it.

And also, thanks for your offer. Now I have two people's help. Brilliant.

PS: Take into account that NxK, the user up there, already completed and perfectly, one part from the first video (until line #50).

[dkma841]

One example: when Danny ask to Mark if he's not gonna talk about the FF XIV online (?), Mark answer something that, altough I don't understand (bowls? boast? bo_what? xD), I can assume is a kind of insult (of course, maybe I'm wrong in that case).

Boast means when people like to exagerrate or an example like this:
"this man was boasting so much with his barbie" meaning he was showing off (exaggerate) with it alot or trying to act like this barbie is something special, i fail at explaining properly :/

[LeonhartGR]

Boast means when people like to exagerrate or an example like this:
"this man was boasting so much with his barbie" meaning he was showing off (exaggerate) with it alot or trying to act like this barbie is something special, i fail at explaining properly :/

The "Barbie" example was excellent

[Telémaco]

I will update the initial post everytime I can complete new lines.

A few minutes ago I updated it with NxK's help, and a few additions from me. I gave a new listening to the first video to see if I could catch more words. Got a few (some of them corrections), and put it up there.

When I get to finish both videos, I'll start with a spanish translation. That will be an easy and quick job for me as compared with this one.