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General Discussion / Star Wars In Telnet
« on: 2001-11-23 17:30:00 »
Thats great however worrying also that someone would go to all the trouble to make that...............................scary.
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General Discussion / And you thought you were worthless...
« on: 2001-11-23 14:12:00 »
I dunno x-actly, try doing a search for cup sizes if you are that interested.
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General Discussion / Hello
« on: 2001-11-23 10:08:00 »
I was going to get a DC because the Crazy Taxi games are FAN-Tastic but then i read that Crazy Taxi is coming out on pc soon so I wont be bothering.
Anyone played Serious Sam - its cool, doesn't take v. long to complete though :weep:
Anyone played Serious Sam - its cool, doesn't take v. long to complete though :weep:
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General Discussion / Ali G Interview with Elton John
« on: 2001-11-23 10:04:00 »
Ali G: Alo! I is ere wiv none uver dan da batty boy of pop, John Elton.
Respect.
Elton John: It's Elton John actually Ali.
Ali G: Aiih, whatever. So John, is you always been a batty boy cause I erd dat you woz once married - although I also erd dat da missus was mingin?
Elton John: Well Ali if you mean have I always been gay then probably deep down I was but maybe fought it because in my younger days especially it was not socially acceptable to be gay.
Ali G: Fer real, but when you was gettin' jiggy did you fink about people like James Dean and that Jonny Rottweiler who was tarzan so you wouldn't end up wiv a floppy or woz you trisexual and didn't care where you was stickin' Mr biggy?
Elton John: Again I probably fought hard to convince myself I wasn't gay so I never had a problem maintaining an erection with women. I now know I am homosexual so I would probably struggle to get aroused with a woman now.
Ali G: Wow, I fink I might be homosexual then cause Mr biggy wasn't coming out to play last Saturday night although ma Julie says it woz coz I drank a bottle of Dan Jackiels and had about 6 spliffs. I fink it woz coz me Julie isn't verys ubtractive now in fact she's a dog.
Elton John:I think you're Julie was right - it takes one to know one.
Ali G: Wot, is you saying me Julie is a batty boy? Nah, the b*tch won't take it up the exit ole, I've tried slipping it in a few times. Happarently Julie is too nice a girl for batty sex but she's not too nice for a threesome wiv me mate Dave - it woz wicked!
Elton John: Well a lot of women are not keen on anal sex just as I know some
gay men who are not keen on it either. Just because you're gay doesn't mean
that you have to like it - there are other ways to express yourself sexually
with another man.
Ali G: Eh? Like fellatilatio you mean or gaelic.
Elton John: Gaelic?
Ali G: Aiih, gaelic. When batty boys lick each other.
Elton John: Sure, oral sex is one way of pleasing a lover but sensual
massage can be very enjoyable for example.
Ali G: But dat is a bit rank innit - ah mean you need to lose you're orange
juice or what is da point? Anyways enough talk about homosapiens - I hear
dat you spend killions of dosh every year on shopping. Is dat because you is
a feminist?
Elton John: I do spend a lot of money on shopping yes but I wouldn't
describe myself as a feminist.
Ali G: But I thought dat all gay people were feminists?
Elton John: Eh?
Ali G: Chill. Anyway, is you related to dat lefty comedian Ben Elton cause I
fink he is rank.
Elton John: No, I told you before my name is Elton John and not John Elton.
Ali G: Cool, woz your parents spaced out when dey named you?
Elton John: No, that's not my real name but my stage name. Many performers
change their names to try to sound more appealing to the public. Take Gary
Glitter for example, his name is really Paul Gadd - can you imagine the same
guy selling so many records as Paul Gadd or me as Reg Dwight.
Ali G: Nah, but I can imagine him taking some poor kiddies up the Gary
Glitter coz he's a paedovile innit. Anyways, talkin of sickos - how's yer
mate George Michael - I would never let my son go down on him the pereverted
bastard.
Elton John: OK so George made a mistake - anyway I thought you said enough
of the gay talk. I'd much rather you concentrated on another aspect of me.
Ali G: Me know what you is saying, sorry Mr Elton. OK then, does you not
fink dat you looks rank wearing a wig? Ah mean you looked a total dick in
the seventies wiv da shades but everyone looked like dick in da seventies.
Elton John: If you're going to insult me any more I will walk out of the
interview - I can put up with a lot but you're going too far.
Ali G: Chill Johnny, no offence. OK - you re-wrote dat Candle in the Wind
song when Princess Di got wasted, do you fink she was incinerated by da SAS
on da Queens orders or do you fink it woz just down to dat pissed French
cunt?
Elton John: Really Ali, Princess Diana was a very dear personal friend of
mine whom I loved very much - I don't want to discuss it.
Ali G: You loved her, but how could you if you is a batty boy? Is she a
femisist or somefink?
Elton John: (Elton leaves the room)
Ali G: Nil respect to da menstral batty boy of pop - some people is just too
sensidine. It must be all da years hangin wiv da homosapiens and havin his
batty bashed. Anyways I is off for some erbal remedy wiv me boyz westside.
Boyakasha!
Respect.
Elton John: It's Elton John actually Ali.
Ali G: Aiih, whatever. So John, is you always been a batty boy cause I erd dat you woz once married - although I also erd dat da missus was mingin?
Elton John: Well Ali if you mean have I always been gay then probably deep down I was but maybe fought it because in my younger days especially it was not socially acceptable to be gay.
Ali G: Fer real, but when you was gettin' jiggy did you fink about people like James Dean and that Jonny Rottweiler who was tarzan so you wouldn't end up wiv a floppy or woz you trisexual and didn't care where you was stickin' Mr biggy?
Elton John: Again I probably fought hard to convince myself I wasn't gay so I never had a problem maintaining an erection with women. I now know I am homosexual so I would probably struggle to get aroused with a woman now.
Ali G: Wow, I fink I might be homosexual then cause Mr biggy wasn't coming out to play last Saturday night although ma Julie says it woz coz I drank a bottle of Dan Jackiels and had about 6 spliffs. I fink it woz coz me Julie isn't verys ubtractive now in fact she's a dog.
Elton John:I think you're Julie was right - it takes one to know one.
Ali G: Wot, is you saying me Julie is a batty boy? Nah, the b*tch won't take it up the exit ole, I've tried slipping it in a few times. Happarently Julie is too nice a girl for batty sex but she's not too nice for a threesome wiv me mate Dave - it woz wicked!
Elton John: Well a lot of women are not keen on anal sex just as I know some
gay men who are not keen on it either. Just because you're gay doesn't mean
that you have to like it - there are other ways to express yourself sexually
with another man.
Ali G: Eh? Like fellatilatio you mean or gaelic.
Elton John: Gaelic?
Ali G: Aiih, gaelic. When batty boys lick each other.
Elton John: Sure, oral sex is one way of pleasing a lover but sensual
massage can be very enjoyable for example.
Ali G: But dat is a bit rank innit - ah mean you need to lose you're orange
juice or what is da point? Anyways enough talk about homosapiens - I hear
dat you spend killions of dosh every year on shopping. Is dat because you is
a feminist?
Elton John: I do spend a lot of money on shopping yes but I wouldn't
describe myself as a feminist.
Ali G: But I thought dat all gay people were feminists?
Elton John: Eh?
Ali G: Chill. Anyway, is you related to dat lefty comedian Ben Elton cause I
fink he is rank.
Elton John: No, I told you before my name is Elton John and not John Elton.
Ali G: Cool, woz your parents spaced out when dey named you?
Elton John: No, that's not my real name but my stage name. Many performers
change their names to try to sound more appealing to the public. Take Gary
Glitter for example, his name is really Paul Gadd - can you imagine the same
guy selling so many records as Paul Gadd or me as Reg Dwight.
Ali G: Nah, but I can imagine him taking some poor kiddies up the Gary
Glitter coz he's a paedovile innit. Anyways, talkin of sickos - how's yer
mate George Michael - I would never let my son go down on him the pereverted
bastard.
Elton John: OK so George made a mistake - anyway I thought you said enough
of the gay talk. I'd much rather you concentrated on another aspect of me.
Ali G: Me know what you is saying, sorry Mr Elton. OK then, does you not
fink dat you looks rank wearing a wig? Ah mean you looked a total dick in
the seventies wiv da shades but everyone looked like dick in da seventies.
Elton John: If you're going to insult me any more I will walk out of the
interview - I can put up with a lot but you're going too far.
Ali G: Chill Johnny, no offence. OK - you re-wrote dat Candle in the Wind
song when Princess Di got wasted, do you fink she was incinerated by da SAS
on da Queens orders or do you fink it woz just down to dat pissed French
cunt?
Elton John: Really Ali, Princess Diana was a very dear personal friend of
mine whom I loved very much - I don't want to discuss it.
Ali G: You loved her, but how could you if you is a batty boy? Is she a
femisist or somefink?
Elton John: (Elton leaves the room)
Ali G: Nil respect to da menstral batty boy of pop - some people is just too
sensidine. It must be all da years hangin wiv da homosapiens and havin his
batty bashed. Anyways I is off for some erbal remedy wiv me boyz westside.
Boyakasha!
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General Discussion / Nostalagic SNES game...
« on: 2001-11-23 09:52:00 »
Mwahahahah B*witched, they've completely gone to rat sh*t now HA!
Why not just download all the singles on the album off Morpheus or some such P2P program.
[edited] 57 2001-11-23 10:56
Why not just download all the singles on the album off Morpheus or some such P2P program.
[edited] 57 2001-11-23 10:56
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General Discussion / And you thought you were worthless...
« on: 2001-11-23 09:40:00 »
Mirex: 36D = huaaaage!!!, especially for a 10 yr old which i guess is what Joey is into :naughty:
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General Discussion / 100 Greatest movies.
« on: 2001-11-21 17:17:00 »
Was that the one with John Travolta and Christian Slater?
If it was then its absoulutley sh*te.
P.S Love the new design Qhimm ! .... its better than the 3DStream one IMHO.
P.P.S The Matrix is coming on T.W soon, WICKED, know when exactly.....?
If it was then its absoulutley sh*te.
P.S Love the new design Qhimm ! .... its better than the 3DStream one IMHO.
P.P.S The Matrix is coming on T.W soon, WICKED, know when exactly.....?
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Scripting and Reverse Engineering / Performing square root calculations in c++?
« on: 2001-11-20 15:11:00 »
Thanks SaiNT
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General Discussion / 100 Greatest movies.
« on: 2001-11-20 13:42:00 »
Channel 4 are doing a 100 greatest movies programme this saturday.
What do you reckon'll be numero uno?
Id be willing to bet on Star Wars : A New Hope at #1 followed by Gladiator at #2 then Ben Hur @ #3.
What does every one else think?
[edited] 57 2001-11-20 14:43
What do you reckon'll be numero uno?
Id be willing to bet on Star Wars : A New Hope at #1 followed by Gladiator at #2 then Ben Hur @ #3.
What does every one else think?
[edited] 57 2001-11-20 14:43
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General Discussion / The best thing to happen to 3D EVER!!!!
« on: 2001-11-20 13:15:00 »
Whats even better is that some games are going to tie in their editors to gmax, most notably at the moment, Dungeon Siege, which is going to be soo coooool.
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Scripting and Reverse Engineering / Performing square root calculations in c++?
« on: 2001-11-20 13:09:00 »
How do you perform square root calculations in c++ ?
Thanks
Thanks
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General Discussion / And you thought you were worthless...
« on: 2001-11-20 12:55:00 »
Sephiroth 3D: 
What joeys byatch does when she ses him naked: Wow Joey,
, that would be pretty impressive..................................................................................................
.........................................................................................................
.....................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................
...if you were 5.
Keep it real Joey.
Plus you meant you would buy MOT and keep him as a gimp for you and a punching bag for your girlfriend.
What joeys byatch does when she ses him naked: Wow Joey,
, that would be pretty impressive...........................................................................................................................................................................................................
.....................................................................................................................
...................................................................................................................
...if you were 5.
Keep it real Joey. Plus you meant you would buy MOT and keep him as a gimp for you and a punching bag for your girlfriend.
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General Discussion / I feel like some of my hard drive space has been cheated awa
« on: 2001-11-09 13:02:00 »89
General Discussion / Go!Zilla - useful?
« on: 2001-11-09 12:32:00 »
Just installed download accelerator plus - pretty good so far. Now must find a crack for it
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General Discussion / Lord of the Rings movie
« on: 2001-11-06 19:05:00 »
I saw the trailer on newsround, episode 2 is gonna rock.
Could have done with more scenes ni the trailer but never mind.
As for lord of the rings, that looks wicked too. Why do we get it later than everyone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christmas for us!!!!!!!!
Could have done with more scenes ni the trailer but never mind.
As for lord of the rings, that looks wicked too. Why do we get it later than everyone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christmas for us!!!!!!!!
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General Discussion / Starcraft Discussion Thread...
« on: 2001-11-06 09:53:00 »
Since you're talkin bout things like that.
I got the demo of Star Wars Gallactic battlegrounds with much anticipation...............I was so dissapointed, the graphics suck, AOE's graphix are much better and that came out ages ago
Anyone else played it and been dissapointed with it?
Cant wait for STAR WARS Gallaxies
I got the demo of Star Wars Gallactic battlegrounds with much anticipation...............I was so dissapointed, the graphics suck, AOE's graphix are much better and that came out ages ago
Anyone else played it and been dissapointed with it?
Cant wait for STAR WARS Gallaxies
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Scripting and Reverse Engineering / Big problem
« on: 2001-11-05 12:37:00 »
I know jack sh*t about graphics but why dont you guys use 3D Studio MAX or MAYA, they are by far and away the most used 3D graphics programs arent they? Also everyone in the games industry uses one or the other. (and if that's not a reason I dont know what is!)
You can't really use the price argument as I've found millions of placesto get both full versions for free
[edited] 57 2001-11-05 13:38
You can't really use the price argument as I've found millions of placesto get both full versions for free
[edited] 57 2001-11-05 13:38
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General Discussion / I feel like some of my hard drive space has been cheated awa
« on: 2001-11-05 12:30:00 »
Joey: When you fel out of the stupid tree, not only did you hit every branch on the way down, but you also climbed back up it for seconds..
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General Discussion / just when you thought it was safe.....
« on: 2001-11-04 17:12:00 »
Darkness: Were you taking the piss or do you actually thing there's an HTML tag called plug with a property gratuitous?
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Scripting and Reverse Engineering / Machines
« on: 2001-11-04 13:26:00 » Jesus Christ - that is a helluva lot of RAM !
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General Discussion / Progress report on the new design
« on: 2001-11-02 12:51:00 »
Me too!
I try to vote whenever i'm on a new IP.....
[edited] 57 2001-11-03 10:36
I try to vote whenever i'm on a new IP.....
[edited] 57 2001-11-03 10:36
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Scripting and Reverse Engineering / Machines
« on: 2001-11-02 12:48:00 »
Mines an Acorn Electron I loved it like nothing else
1.79 MHz
32 KB ROM
Good ol' cassettes that take 10 minutes to load a game.
I loved it like nothing else 1.79 MHz
32 KB ROM
Good ol' cassettes that take 10 minutes to load a game.
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General Discussion / XP silliness
« on: 2001-11-01 21:32:00 »
MOT: You using Adaptec CD Creator, thats what I've got too?