I'm with Relf on this one. If you can't even find the topics detailing the patches, odds are you're not going to have the foggiest clue how to use them either. These are not "click OK to patch" modifications, they actually require some understanding of technical things to use. They are not for everyone, and if you think "Wow, I wish I knew where to even begin doing that", then turn around and carefully walk away. If you can't even find them, let alone use them, don't bother us about it. And in this particular case, chances are the guy is not going to understand the instructions even if we spell them out for him, seeing as how English is not exactly his forte.