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What to do about obsession with computer? USB tech support?

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Alhexx:

--- Quote from: Midgar ---(...) my mom destroyed my computer (...)
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Errrmm, how and why did she do this?

 - Alhexx

Sad Jari:
While we wait for Midgar to answer, I would like to propose my theory on this.

It's a known fact that mothers hate computers. So much so, that when forced to reside in a same space with an offending compewter, they'll start to spontaneously emit Computer Ruining Antipathy Power - hereafter known as CRAP.

Normally compewters are build to handle this CRAP, and use their SUCK (also known as Self Upholding Capacity Knack) to combat this field of vile evil. However, seeing that this particular compewter was an old and tired one, its SUCK was probably not strong enough to protect it from his mother's CRAP anymore.

Soooo, my theory is that his mother's CRAP simply overwhelmed the poor computer's ability to SUCK it. Very sad.

Rest in peace, little computer. May your successor SUCK more.

Emerald Weapon:

--- Quote from: Sad Jari ---While we wait for Midgar to answer, I would like to propose my theory on this.

It's a known fact that mothers hate computers. So much so, that when forced to reside in a same space with an offending compewter, they'll start to spontaneously emit Computer Ruining Antipathy Power - hereafter known as CRAP.

Normally compewters are build to handle this CRAP, and use their SUCK (also known as Self Upholding Capacity Knack) to combat this field of vile evil. However, seeing that this particular compewter was an old and tired one, its SUCK was probably not strong enough to protect it from his mother's CRAP anymore.

Soooo, my theory is that his mother's CRAP simply overwhelmed the poor computer's ability to SUCK it. Very sad.

Rest in peace, little computer. May your successor SUCK more.
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Brilliancy.

spyrojyros_tail:
Your mom destroyed you computer? What?! Thats crazy man, id move out. That is seriously weird tho, anyway about your hard drive you can connect a hard drive to your laptop through a usb cable, so all might not be lost. Oh and buy a lock for your door or something, the happiest day of my life was when the doorknob fell off the door of my room and they had to knock everytime. So if ya dont like the lock option, break the handle. :)

Oh yeah and about an unhealthy obsession, i dunno, i cant really say because i spent my childhood in a dark room with the lights off, playing and finishing final fantasy in just a weekend, without stopping or sleeping. I think thats obsession, and wanting to play it again beacause im talking about it, thats obsession...   :o

spyrojyros_tail:
lol  :lol:

Man, then i think we have a problem....
Playin the computer is good fun, but there has to be a limit! I would go on day binges of just playin the computer, but not all the time!! One of the worst problems i have is not knowing when to stop, some people say that the screen hurts their eyes after a while, or that they have a headache, but i play til i fall asleep and birds are tweeting outside my window. Fuck yeah, we have a problem.

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