Not funny.
My pneumothorax cost me $11,000 and tremendous back-aches (hard to lay any other way with a tube going between your ribs into your chest).
The back pains were so terrible I vowed that if my lung should ever collapse again I would rather just die.
The first time they cut me open was painful and left a scar.
Should I have to go in a second time, I can’t imagine the pain (not to mention unhealable phyisical damage) I would have to endure when they cut through the scar from the first time.
Granted.
Humans instead kill each other with their hands and with sticks, rocks, and various other artifacts they did not create.
I wish I was funny.