Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish (Read 158282 times)

clogmonkey · « **Reply #250 on:** 2006-05-13 17:19:39 »

Granted ya'll
But now the gameplay sucks.

I wish for a giant novelty inflatable egg

Chrisu · « **Reply #251 on:** 2006-05-13 18:58:26 »

Quote from: clogmonkey on 2006-05-13 17:19:39

Granted ya'll
But now the gameplay sucks.

NOOO!!!

Thrashamatrix · « **Reply #252 on:** 2006-05-14 13:14:28 »

Christian: Grant the persons wish then make a new wish....

(If you want to make a comment, make it then but don't stop the flow)

Clogmonkey: Granted but the giant egg is so gargantuan it crushes you before you can even enjoy how stupid having a giant novelty inflatable egg is!

I wish for if I ever go buy something (be it a BMW or a newspaper) that if I reach into my pocket I will always have the exact change.

Relf · « **Reply #253 on:** 2006-05-14 18:37:37 »

Granted, but the change is always in pennies.

I wish the internet contained no pornography.

Thrashamatrix · « **Reply #254 on:** 2006-05-14 19:37:53 »

Granted but without the pornography you find that the internet sucks

I wish that I was able to get my torrents to work(download speed=4kb per second)

zero88 · « **Reply #255 on:** 2006-05-15 21:24:00 »

Granted, but for every download that achieves a speed of over 4 KB/s, the downloaded torrent comes chock-full of spyware, viruses, and other computer-life-threatening files.

I wish to know everything...

Jedimark · « **Reply #256 on:** 2006-05-15 21:32:58 »

Granted, but you go crazy about knowing how everyone you care about dies (including yourself)

I wish this thread would die...

Thrashamatrix · « **Reply #257 on:** 2006-05-15 21:48:02 »

Granted but just before it keels over and dies, it some how it managed to equip the final attack materia with the summon phoenix so you know what happens...

I wish that I could go kick George W Bush's ass!

RPGillespie · « **Reply #258 on:** 2006-05-17 04:06:12 »

Quote from: Thrashamatrix on 2006-05-15 21:48:02

Granted but just before it keels over and dies, it some how it managed to equip the final attack materia with the summon phoenix so you know what happens...

I wish that I could go kick George W Bush's ass!

Granted, but you also have to kick your own political hero as well.

I wish that Mr. Green's hair was green

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Midgar · « **Reply #259 on:** 2006-05-29 14:11:03 »

Granted, but its in an alternate universe.
I want better internet coverage.

Covarr · « **Reply #260 on:** 2006-05-29 16:25:25 »

Granted, for $60 a month.

I wish the Nintendo Wii was already available.

ice_cold513 · « **Reply #261 on:** 2006-05-29 17:15:08 »

Granted, but no games ready for it

I wish for 500 dvd-r and 500 cd's so i dont have to go out and buy them

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #262 on:** 2006-05-30 00:19:10 »

Granted, now every computer you use breaks.
I wish for someone to reply to this thread.

Covarr · « **Reply #263 on:** 2006-05-30 00:31:28 »

Granted, but it's a really dumb reply.

I wish Q-Gears was at a usable stage.

Vehek · « **Reply #264 on:** 2006-05-30 01:02:50 »

Granted, but it got shut down, and so no one gets to use it.

I wish I had a time machine, that works, but won't kill me if it teleports into a solid object, and paradoxes will not occur.

VincentVal · « **Reply #265 on:** 2006-05-30 06:03:53 »

(Chrono Trigger on your mind?)
Granted but you can't control what time you go to (ZEAL!!)

I wish for this head

Covarr · « **Reply #266 on:** 2006-05-30 19:55:24 »

Granted, but the hair is so heavy you can't walk.

I wish I had an A in my calculus class.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #267 on:** 2006-05-31 02:48:29 »

Granted, but your school flips the grading scale the same day.

I wish At the Drive-In (band) got back together.

VincentVal · « **Reply #268 on:** 2006-05-31 05:43:18 »

They do, but no songs again!!

I wish for a better life

Covarr · « **Reply #269 on:** 2006-05-31 05:47:22 »

Granted, but you're too stressed to injoy it.

I wish my laptop had a longer battery life.

mirex · « **Reply #270 on:** 2006-05-31 07:55:33 »

Quote from: Covarr

I wish my laptop had a longer battery life.

It is one minute longer, and when you want to recharge it it takes 2 hours more.

I wish that of 7 days of week 4 days would be work days and 3 would be for my free time.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #271 on:** 2006-06-01 23:16:45 »

Granted, but you know have to work all 24 hours of the day to compensate for the loss of production time.

I wish my lips weren't so chapped.

Covarr · « **Reply #272 on:** 2006-06-01 23:50:32 »

Granted. Your lips are now burned off.

I wish these forums were more popular.

NobodyImportant · « **Reply #273 on:** 2006-06-02 00:32:31 »

Granted, but the forum goes down again due to MySQL issues.

I wish for someone else to wish.

RPGillespie · « **Reply #274 on:** 2006-06-02 00:58:38 »

Granted, but the wish sucks.

I wish for a vacuum.