It's official: Conservatives are sexier than left-wingers!

[Kudistos Megistos]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13602697

The top woman? A Tory MP.

The top man? A Tory MP. The man he replaced at the top was another Tory.

I think that's pretty conclusive.

It's clear now that the reason left-wingers are so upset and uptight is because they're ugly.

[Bosola]

Two words: Anne. Widdecombe.

Also, the pictured bloke isn't 'sexy'. He looks like a Thunderbirds puppet. On the other hand, David Milliband looks like Tim Henman after a stroke, so swings and roundabouts, I suppose.

[Kudistos Megistos]

Two words.

Anne.

Widdecombe.

Pfft. Just look at the various Labour cabinets.

Sure, Anne Widdecombe may win the prize for individual ugliness, but damn. People like Gordon Brown, Charles Clarke and David Miliband put the "FU" in fugly.

And Mo Mowlam and Robin Cook are better looking now than when they were alive.

And let's not forget Harriet Harman. She's the least sexy politician there is by virtue of the fact that she's so anti-sex. Even more so than Miss "I'm still a virgin" Widdecombe.

[DLPB_]

I prefer to call them left whingers.

[Kudistos Megistos]

I prefer to call them left whingers.

That's racist!

[DLPB_]

It is Leftophobic.  I am so evil now.