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General Discussion / Something stupid

« on: 2001-12-15 14:10:00 »

Heehee
This is a completely serious question Joey but were you rat-arsed / caned when you wrote that 'coz it sure as hell sounds like it  :naughty: and where can i get some, something that messes up your mind that much must be really expensive.  

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General Discussion / Poetry - Close Me

« on: 2001-12-14 08:03:00 »

"now that's what I call a real screw on the wall!",
A female reporter said, and ejaculated a lot,
"Wow, its...its...lifesize...," a few more turned sexy,
Chiew Wai protested "Ieh, I'm onlee demo only!"

"Could we...fuck?" someone said, masturbating,
Fatty said,"Think I'll go, maybe I'm disturbing,
"Whiet! Whiet!" Chiew Wai called but was pulled by a girl,
Who proceeded to expose the swollen genital.

"Ooooh, big, ah, what a dear," came a few reporters in unison,
Chiew Wai turned red, worse than an onion,
"Ieh, I ah, fitteen years onlee, hiow to hiave siex?"
Chiew Wai pleaded, his dick turned black.

I think that lost something in the translation....

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General Discussion / FFX - New Release Date

« on: 2001-12-12 07:53:00 »

Talking about MPG Compressors, whats everyone having for dinner today?

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General Discussion / Little Down Time?

« on: 2001-12-10 21:23:00 »

Site is in the process of being updated eh.
excelllleeeent

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General Discussion / Starcraft Discussion Thread...

« on: 2001-12-06 11:16:00 »

Anyone in the UK fancy sending me a cpoy of Starcraft (with broodwars would be cool also) I dont have the gold cd with it on, shucks
I'll swap a copy for a copy of any of my games.
Anyone interested,,,,,,,,,?

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General Discussion / Software bundle free!

« on: 2001-12-05 19:45:00 »

Well even tho' I have no msdn I have enterprise edition so neeeh  

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Scripting and Reverse Engineering / Data Flow Diagram's

« on: 2001-12-05 19:42:00 »

Ah man tell me about it. We had to do a bit of that even tho it doesn't really feature in the course.

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Scripting and Reverse Engineering / Data Flow Diagram's

« on: 2001-12-05 16:29:00 »

AQA

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Scripting and Reverse Engineering / Data Flow Diagram's

« on: 2001-12-05 11:14:00 »

A2 Computing Coursework.

For the analysis part I need to put in DFD's for current system (eBay) and new system (ECommerce store)

Ive done the store one, just need to do the auction DFD now.

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Scripting and Reverse Engineering / Data Flow Diagram's

« on: 2001-12-05 08:08:00 »

I'd done the context diagram but yeah you're right its gonna be a bloody nightmare.

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General Discussion / Software bundle free!

« on: 2001-12-05 08:06:00 »

So ya have the msdn library as well, eh?
Lucky.......I want that.........

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General Discussion / Possibly another forum move in progress...

« on: 2001-12-03 19:46:00 »

getdotted.com - seem to offer a lot of stuff. Make of it what you will.

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General Discussion / Recognized something?

« on: 2001-12-03 09:25:00 »

Oooh yeah - I can see how that could ruins someones life................They've probably committed suicide now.

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General Discussion / Recognized something?

« on: 2001-12-02 14:18:00 »

Hmmm. well I thought that Straywings was sister of Cuddleswings?
Could we have some confirmation on this subject please.

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Troubleshooting / Qhimm (or whoever): About the boards...

« on: 2001-12-02 12:56:00 »

Qhimm: You should put a counter on the main forum page so you can see how many people look at them, especially since most people circumvent you main site with the counter on.

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General Discussion / Recognized something?

« on: 2001-12-02 12:46:00 »

Alhexx:  Cuddleswings was a massive spammer, not only that but all his/her posts were just made up of smilies so Qhimm reset him/her to 0 posts i think, he may have deleted him/her also but I cant remember.

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Scripting and Reverse Engineering / Data Flow Diagram's

« on: 2001-12-01 10:39:00 »

Does anyone know what a DFD would look like for a store such as Amazon, and also an auction house such as eBay.
Im really crap at doing em!

Ta

--
Ant

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General Discussion / The X-Box looks like.....

« on: 2001-11-29 08:01:00 »

Darkness: As McEnroe would say "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS".  I really loved the first two zeldas but this one looks an absoulute pile of sh*te.  Nearly every Nintendo fan agrees......
[edited] 57 2001-11-29 09:04

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Scripting and Reverse Engineering / Performing square root calculations in c++?

« on: 2001-11-27 19:58:00 »

Aaron : I was doing that for a while wondering why it was spewing out some hideous result.(Too much VB on the brain - not a good thing )

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General Discussion / 100 Greatest movies.

« on: 2001-11-27 19:57:00 »

Scary movie was absoulutely hilarious without a doubt, I missed Scary Movie 2's showing which Im dead annoyed about but ill catch it on video.  How can you (Joey) slate it, it is a work of art, possibly the funniest film I've ever seen in my life.

Saw Harry Potter last week, was good, not as good as the book however.

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General Discussion / Got Win XP now...

« on: 2001-11-26 07:57:00 »

Ive got it.  Its Professional however NO ACTIVATION required, still needs a licence key as per usual, its sweet, a big fat one fingered salute to Micro$oft.!!!

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General Discussion / Ali G Interview with Elton John

« on: 2001-11-26 07:53:00 »

LOL! No Joey, Julie is his girlfriend who he always says mings.  Dog = Ugly.

I think the whole point of it was to do with gay bashing so there wasn't too much else to laugh at.

I dont think its real, I know i've never seen it and Ive seen all of em (to my knowledge anyway!)

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General Discussion / Got Win XP now...

« on: 2001-11-25 18:10:00 »

i reinstalled it and so far its working fine, ta anyway

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General Discussion / Hello

« on: 2001-11-24 13:22:00 »

yeah - but surely you need to be a registered PS2 developer, if you're into that kinda stuff get codewarrior.

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General Discussion / Got Win XP now...

« on: 2001-11-23 18:46:00 »

Arrrrgh damn Xp - Tony Hawks Pro Skateboarding 2 isnt working
anyone know of a patch anywhere?

Thanks