I'll post some of jokes from some other forum I'm visiting.
RL game review -
http://uk.gamespot.com/gamespot/features/all/gamespotting/071103minusworld/1.htmlWhat do have indian wigwam and linux in common ? No Gates, No Windows, Just Apachees inside.
http://www.fresh99.com/messy-networks.htmThe boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover:
"Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back:
"Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
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there are 10 kinds of people
those who can read binary, and those who can not
Primary school, teacher asks pupils:
"George, tell us, what does your father do for a living ?"
- "He's a baker".
"Well that's nice" says teacher
"he bakes bread for us children. And what about your mother, what does she do, Marry ?"
- "she is a nurse."
"see children, she is taking care of ill people. What a wonderfull job ! And what about you Johnny?"
- "My father dances naked in the gay-club"
Teacher is stunned. "Hmmm" says teacher, "there are also such jobs".
When the lesson is over teachers goes to Johnny and asks him:
"Is it really true that your father dances in that club ?"
And Johnny replies: "No, he works in Microsoft, but all our family is ashamed because of that".
Shakespeare has given us the age-old question:
"To be or not to be ?"
Computer science has given us the answer: "FF".
0x2B | ~0x2B == 0xFF
Programmer died. He's at heavenly gates. He sees the God himself and starts complaining:
- oh God, why did you let me die so young ? I haven't cheated on my wife, I haven't written any viruses, I did not share music or films ... so why, God, why ?
God waves on him with Bible and says: - RTFM, son, RTFM.
Well and also, if you like computer geeky jokes then you should know TV series "IT crowd"
1st season (6 parts) is out and its said that 2nd season is being prepared.
and by the way, PF 11111010111 !