According to when I last checked (a few minutes ago):
hellbringer616 makes 3.832 posts a day.
You make 3.006 posts a day.
Not a huge difference. But here is why you deserve No Life status.
Total time spent online: 34 days, 20 hours and 20 minutes (and counting).
hellbringer, by comparison, has 6 days, 18 hours, and 23 minutes.
Yeah...