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Title: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: Lion on 2010-06-25 02:55:02
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/24/2936414.htm
Title: Re: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-06-25 03:01:48
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/9990/northkoreaisbestkorea.jpg)

I do love how out of touch with reality these dictators are. ;D

He wants the US to hand over 5 times its GDP? I'm not sure about this, but I think he may be asking for more money than there is in the entire world.

Hey, I've got an idea for compensation! Perhaps the US can compensate North Korea by kicking out the communists and allowing a democratic government to make up for their failure in the Korean War. It would certainly give the country a financial boost and soon do away with all of that poverty and malnutrition. :P
Title: Re: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: Lion on 2010-06-25 03:36:31
i want 65 triiirrrrrrriiiiiiooonnnnnn dorrahss
Title: Re: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: KnifeTheSky77 on 2010-06-25 03:47:49
I wonder what north korea would be like, if someone playfully licked, sliced and ate kim jong il on a public broadcast.  :3
Title: Re: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-06-25 03:52:12
I wonder what north korea would be like, if someone playfully licked, sliced and ate kim jong il on a public broadcast.  :3

Since there is no precedent for this, it's impossible to know a priori.

Well, there's only one way to find out! Who's going to volunteer to try some fine, traditional Korean cuisine? ;D
Title: Re: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: KnifeTheSky77 on 2010-06-25 04:10:58
If we are all going to ask the world for unscrupulous quantities of whatever we feel like, we might as well cover all the bases.

Perhaps I'm not alpha enough to understand North Koreas genius, so I find this article unsettling  :cry:
Title: Re: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-06-25 13:09:03
Relax.  We'll just have another war and it'll all be over.
Title: Re: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: Opine on 2010-06-25 14:10:38
Relax.  We'll just have another war and it'll all be over.
Lulz, seriously. I think our uber-stable economy can handle three simultaneous futile wars.
Heck, let's make it four and throw in Iran, just to see what happens.

"A war against homelessness, a war against drugs, a war against joblessness, a war against crime, a war against violence, a war against poverty, a war against ignorance, a war against obesity, a war against censorship, a war against cavities... Cause it's 'in' to be in a war." - The Foremen
Title: Re: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-06-25 14:44:05
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0807/war-cats-war-k-k-ommando-military-veteran-army-airforce-mari-demotivational-poster-1214957811.jpg)

Hell's hardcore, right?  Let's go for it!!
Title: Re: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: yoshi314 on 2010-06-25 19:15:49
i think they are just angry about the world cup.
Title: Re: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-06-25 20:57:06
i think they are just angry about the world cup.

So why don't they sue Portugal? ;D
Title: Re: North Korea, most Alpha nation ever (lulz)
Post by: Lion on 2010-06-25 21:15:46
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jpHh0hJG-G60ymOiQ7ncgHcqXD7QD9GIFV5O0 (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jpHh0hJG-G60ymOiQ7ncgHcqXD7QD9GIFV5O0) 
By MATTHEW LEE  (AP)  –  2 hours ago
WASHINGTON — The Obama administration ridiculed North Korea on Friday   for claiming $65 trillion from the United States in Korean War damages,   saying the communist nation is an economic "basket case" due its own   failed policies.
Marking the 60th anniversary of the start of the   conflict, the State Department said North Korea had no one but itself to   blame for its isolation and the misery of its people. Spokesman P.J.   Crowley called the compensation claim "preposterous" and said the North   should abide by agreements to give up nuclear weapons and stop   threatening its neighbors.
Amid heightened tensions between North   Korea and U.S. ally South Korea over the sinking of a South Korean   warship, Crowley noted that South Korea was now a democratic and   economic powerhouse while North Korea suffers under a dictatorship that   has wrecked the national economy.
"The South Korean GDP is now six   times that of North Korea, which is, for all intents and purposes, an   economic basket case," he told reporters. "We certainly hope that North   Korea will look at the exemplary example of development and democracy in   South Korea and choose a different course from the one it is currently   on."
Crowley said the situation was a "tragedy" for North Koreans   and placed the blame squarely on the "behavior of the government of   North Korea."
"It is time for North Korea to accept full   accountability and responsibility for what has transpired over the past   six decades," he said. "Rather than submitting a preposterous bill to   the United States of what? ... $65 trillion, as we have said and   stressed many, many times there is a choice that is available to North   Korea."
North Korea blames the 1950-53 war on the United States   and on Thursday said the moneterary cost for North Korean suffering from   the conflict amounted to $65 trillion — five times the U.S. national   debt.





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