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Title: Hermoor
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-08 08:23:31
I must ask. After searching around the forums and such, I've seen you've had troubles with this Hermoor guy. But what exactly did he do that caused so much drama? I mean, pulling the Drama Tag didn't bring about this much.
(http://shortpacked.com/comics/2006-01-13-tab.png)(http://shortpacked.com/comics/2006-01-16-reunion.png)
http://shortpacked.com/

So who is he and what did he do?
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Klownboy on 2010-07-08 08:38:40
I am so lost right now....
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Furzball on 2010-07-08 08:39:36
I must ask. After searching around the forums and such, I've seen you've had troubles with this Hermoor guy. But what exactly did he do that caused so much drama? I mean, pulling the Drama Tag didn't bring about this much.
(http://shortpacked.com/comics/2006-01-13-tab.png)(http://shortpacked.com/comics/2006-01-16-reunion.png)


So who is he and what did he do?
From what I'd heard He'd be on my level of A-holeness and would like to start flame wars. Why not look up his profile and have a look through his posts.

BTW source on comic.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-08 08:44:17
okay, source is up.

I tried to look up his account, but I can't find it in the member's list. ANd, the only account I could find was Hermoor II which had 15 posts.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Klownboy on 2010-07-08 09:25:32
From what I'd heard He'd be on my level of A-holeness and would like to start flame wars. Why not look up his profile and have a look through his posts.

we didn't start the flame war!~

is it bad, that after i read that, i started singing that song?

and forgot what i was originally gonna post? lol
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-08 12:58:46
Most of his posts have been deleted, so it's hard for newbies to see just how much of an arse he was, but take it from his main antagonist: he was an arse of Kimmo Alm proportions. You're unlikely to see anyone being as much of a failtroll as Hermoor.

Hermoor had trollish tendencies from the beginning, although no-one thought much of it; his true nature was only seen an a FFX thread when I started arguing with him about why FF7 is popular. He contended that it was only popular to "emos" and "goths" because they wanted to be "cool", showing a lack of knowledge of what any of those words mean. His reason for this was that there are a lot of dark colours in FF7; anything with dark colours only appeals to emos, apparently. I showed him evidence there is much un-emo colouring in the game as well, in places like the Honeybee Inn, Costa del Sol and the Gold Saucer, but he accused me of photoshopping the pictures. He also seems to base his opinions of FF7 on Advent Children and Crisis Core, and said that he couldn't see the difference between a CC screenshot and a FF7 one. I pointed out that, by his logic, all of the FF games could be seen as appealing to emos, but he refused to accept it, instead relying on personal insults. Of course, since these forums are full of FF fans, he soon ended up insulting everyone, turning himself into the ultimate failtroll. He had particularly big fllouts with me and Jari, the worst people one can fall out with in these forums, as long term members will know.

He, of course, lost the argument badly, and became incredibly butthurt over the loss, turning every thread into a battleground, starting all of the fights (every shitthread was turned into one by him), and railing against FF, emos and anime, things which he thinks are the same. Despite being so epically butthurt over losing an argument, he called everyone else fanboys who worship FF7, never conceeding that he might have been the fanboys for being so butthurt and refusing to accept the facts and logic presented to him. He eventually just started telling the whole forums that he wished all of its members were dead, that he was enlightened, that his political beliefs were superior and that Swedes are the master race (he was an incredible bigot, hating homosexuals, sex in general, the British, the Finns, the Americans and Asians).

The remnants of the FFX thred can be seen here (http://forums.qhimm.com/index.php?topic=8941.0), and Hemoor's posts, up to a certain point in the thread, can be seen here (http://www.mediafire.com/file/4kmmf1ddknn/hermoorlulz.txt).

Hermoor didn't stop at that, but, when he saw how badly he was losing, started to spam the boards with the most shocking porn he could find (which, as it happens, wasn't really that shocking). He got banned, of course, but that didn't stop him coming back every few weeks after signing up with a proxy, doing the same things he had done before.

However, earlier this year he went beyond his normal fail. At some point he had watched the Matrix and read a little Plato, and he started to see himself as a prophet who would reveal the truth to us and take us out of the cave and into the light. This "truth" would be that FF7 is for emos, apparently. He seemed to think he was a cross between Socrates and Jesus, comparing himself to the gods; he made 2000 word posts with over 300 spelling and grammar errors telling us how awful we are and how much more enlightened he is, and promised to free us from our chains. Most of his posts from this period are gone, but the lulzopedia (http://forums.qhimm.com/index.php?topic=9500.0) still remains (he was going under the name Damssil at the time).

It is also worth looking at this pic:

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1156/mynameishermoor12698939.png

Yes, i know I post it a lot, but it gives us a window into his madness. I recommend reading the whole of his rant on our names a quarter of the way down the page; you'll be able to see just how crazy he is.

Have a look at what he said about me:

Quote from: Hermie-kun
Kudistos, sounds like a wizard name again...well that is definitely what you are not! I think I have said what you are already. You are the worst individual on this forum. Even worse than Ammo. You like to watch sick videos...for example a GUY, sh*tting blood. Girls puking in each others mouth. And you like to watch guys cut up their Hermoors. You don't cry when you see a young girl without a head. You giggle and start jerking off to it. you are a deranged sick organism.

You will definately not have any kids, and if you by all odds get some. they will become rapists and murders, and in 2 generations you seed will be gone from this world. Evolution is a wonderful mechanism of nature. It sorters out all the bad organisms, all the bad life. And let's the pure ones live, the organisms that can actually think for themself.

You are a former goth, and I blame you. The difference between emos and goths, is that emos don't turn emos because they think it's cool to be one. they hate themself that is why they cut themself. Goths, are just freaks of nature. they think it's cool with gore blood pain and death. it's what they represent and want to be. Everything they do is a representation of bad life. Goths doesn't have normal sex, they have bondage sex. They hang each other, and put hands up each others asses.

Once a goth always a goth, you have just dropped the sephiroth outfit and the chains. Because you realized no one would like to f*ck you if you looked like a freak of nature. Also your youtube videos, they suck so bad. And the combination of your happy anime videos and your fetish for blood and sh*t. Well you are clearly not a very sane person at all. You laugh at beheaded little girls, you should be put to death....

just like everyone else you worship the new age anime religion. About all animeworshippers are freaks. And you are a prime example of the worst kind. You both go to anime cosplay conventions, and you got sick videos of chibi girls on your youtube channel. And you like to watch goth anime. Like death note, van helsing. And all the other sick sh*t. You arenot a artist or a free thinker.

You are a freak of nature and not some kind of wizard that your name suggests.

A little note on our names in that pic: we had noticed that a lot of new users were signing up with "Cloud" in their names and changed all of our names to ones involving Cloud. Jari changed from his "El Ammo Bandito" moniker to "El Cloudo Bandito".

He also has a crush on Chocobo girl. Isn't that sweet ;D

At that time, the word "cock" wordfiltered to "Hermoor", which explains why those men were cutting up their Hermoors and why people were thinking with their Hermoors.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-08 13:14:39
You know, I was reading that exact thread when you posted this. Wow, this guy sounds like a dried up creepy bastard who lives in a hole.

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I probably coulda kept up with him. 8) He may have insanity, but I have Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. I might have actually had a little fun arguing with the creepy little prick.

Oh, and by the way, I read some of the posts about those strange, nasty videos. Were you really serious about liking them? or was that just another way to try and piss of this dude and try to make him leave?
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-08 13:24:05
Oh, and by the way, I read some of the posts about those strange, nasty videos. Were you really serious about liking them? or was that just another way to try and piss of this dude and try to make him leave?

Have a guess ;D

And I didn't send them to him. They came up in conversation, Hermoor found them for himself and he then accused me of sending him links, even though he had admitted to finding them for himself a few posts earlier. He still tells this lie, for some reason.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: nikfrozty on 2010-07-08 14:02:20
Wow a thread dedicated to Hermoor. Kudis must really hate this guy. Who was the moderator when Hermoor was still around??
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-08 14:07:53
Wow a thread dedicated to Hermoor. Kudis must really hate this guy.

I didn't start the thread :'(

I''ll also have you know that Hermoor hates me a lot more than I hate him

Who was the moderator when Hermoor was still around??

When he started trolling, there weren't any active moderators, but Jari had to be made an admin when he spammed pr0n. He got banned after that every time we got sick of him; most of us enjoyed the drama and lulz that he brought, so as long as he was still making us laugh we didn't ban him. His latest ban actually came from fellow Swede qhimm, who said he was an embarrassment to the country. ;D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: nikfrozty on 2010-07-08 14:12:50
I tried searching for a member or some posts by hermoor and I don't see anything at all. Last question, is this person a he or a she? If he did all those things then I think he might be a kid?
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-08 14:17:26
I tried searching for a member or some posts by hermoor and I don't see anything at all.

Like I said, he was banned and his posts were deleted. You'll have to piece things together from responses and quotes.

Last question, is this person a he or a she? If he did all those things then I think he might be a kid?

Both he and she. It's a hermaphrodite. It claims to have "a Hermoor only" (just c*ck, no balls), but we all know that Hermoor is a hermaphrodite.

Age is unknown, since Hermie-kun claims to be different ages at different sites. Jari says he's probably about 16-18 based on his English vocabulary, but I think he's a little younger. He has claimed to be both 13 and 17 on this site, although that was about a year ago.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: BlitzNCS on 2010-07-08 14:28:18
At that time, the word "c*ck" wordfiltered to "Hermoor", which explains why those men were cutting up their Hermoors and why people were thinking with their Hermoors.

I'm pretty sure that wordfilter's still in use, you know.

TEST: c*ck!

EDIT: Huh, I guess not. I wonder when it got removed
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-08 14:37:42
Well, I am delving deeper and deeper into this Hermoor thing, and It's funny as hell, even if his posts are gone, (i haven't even open the document yet).

I wonder if he'll come back again...  (jaws theme begins now)
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-08 14:49:57
If Jari ever comes back, Hermoor will probably crop up sometime after.  Hermoor is probably still under the illusion that he is the reason why Jari left, and since he hated Jari even more than he hated the rest of existence, he will probably do everything in his power (EDIT: "power"?  Hahaha... yeah) to keep him off these forums.

Even though it really doesn't make any kind of difference to Hermoor himself.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-08 14:59:30
What was Jari's acount name? I only saw em as a guest in all those posts.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-08 15:19:00
Jari has quite a history on these forums, I understand.  Posts by "J*** H*******", "Sad Jari", and "Jari" all came from him (can't remember how many asterisks are supposed to go after the H in that first one).  All of those accounts have been deactivated, so he only appears as a "Guest" now.  It also seems that he has deleted all of the posts he made under his first name.

He has joined and left these forums (for reasons I do not know) three times now, having mod powers more than once.  The three accounts I've listed are in chronological order.

Apparently, each time he left, he changed his account name before actually deleting the account.  Before the last time he left, he was "El Ammo Bandito!" (temporarily changed his name to "El Cloudo Bandito!").  He became an Administrator under that name pretty much for the purpose of keeping Hermoor in check.  But even without admin powers, he still had some sort of magical ability to trace IP addresses and find out where people lived, which kept me up at night sometimes :-o  Of course, he never misused the information.

He was a good guy at heart, but he could be unforgiving, and while most of us really liked him, there are others out there who criticize the way he handled things.


*sniff* I still miss him...
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: obesebear on 2010-07-08 15:22:58
http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1156/mynameishermoor12698939.png (http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1156/mynameishermoor12698939.png)
Everyone's name was Cloud.  Good times.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-08 15:27:18
Cept for Immortal Damyn.

Wow, i'm serious when I say you could probably turn this in to a book and actually sell it. With all this drama that's gone on, you could make a good bit of money selling the story of it online. Of course, with the majority of Hermoor's posts gone, it probably wouldn't work out very well.

I kinda wish I could have met Jali. oh well.  Well, I should get some sleep now. I've stayed up all night.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-08 16:02:51
Jari is my hero.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: nikfrozty on 2010-07-08 16:08:36
Hey chocobo_girl, how did hermoor show that he/she likes you? If I were you I'd be scared and never login at this site again(just joking I can't leave the forums).
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: sl1982 on 2010-07-08 16:12:00
He liked me too for some reason. Said i was the only intelligent person on this forum. Damn scary stuff.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-08 16:16:07
He liked me too for some reason. Said i was the only intelligent person on this forum. Damn scary stuff.

He said I was the worst person on these forums and a deranged sick organism

(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7994/feelsgoodmanp.jpg)
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2010-07-08 16:16:22
hermoor declared his love for chocobogirl due to her beautiful eyes, and er.. dunno o.o was trying to challenge me or something. said he knew jewjitsu :P
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-08 16:20:15
Wow a thread dedicated to Hermoor. Kudis must really hate this guy. Who was the moderator when Hermoor was still around??

Kudi-Chan actually loves Hermoor passionately, just like he'll love any other troll in the forums. =)

Hey chocobo_girl, how did hermoor show that he/she likes you? If I were you I'd be scared and never login at this site again(just joking I can't leave the forums).

He said I had pretty eyes and fapped to a photoshopped picture of me.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-08 16:33:25
Kudi-Chan actually loves Hermoor passionately, just like he'll love any other troll in the forums. =)

It's a love-hate thing. I'm tsundere for trolls ;D

No, srsly. They say the most stupid shit, but they bring life to the forums and they give me an opportunity to stroke the e-pen0r. :P
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Covarr on 2010-07-08 17:16:05
A little note on our names in that pic: we had noticed that a lot of new users were signing up with "Cloud" in their names and changed all of our names to ones involving Cloud. Jari changed from his "El Ammo Bandito" moniker to "El Cloudo Bandito".
I remember this. Pretty sure I started it by changing my name to Cloudvarr. Good times indeed.

Fairly certain Hermoor didn't put it in his own name, though. I think Jari changed it from Damssil to Cloudssil.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-08 17:17:58
By that point Hermoor hardly had any permissions left (mainly because of his habit of editing and deleting posts when he knows he's made a fool of himself); he probably couldn't change his name :D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-08 17:24:39
Naw and he couldn't change his avatar either. I found a picture of an emo looking cloud and asked Jari to put it as Hermoor's avatar. ;D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-08 17:25:48
His heart was nothing but a black abyss :P
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-08 17:26:21
His heart was nothing but a black abyss :P

I came up with that too... :3 It was from a poem a wrote when I wrote emo poetry.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-08 17:27:50
His heart was nothing but a black abyss :P

I came up with that too... :3 It was from a poem a wrote when I wrote emo poetry.

You can't tell us that you used to write emo poetry without giving us some more samples :P

Tell me, did you write gothic Harry Potter fanfic as well? ;D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-08 17:33:40
Yeah that's cuz they're pretty bad and I wrote them when I was 15. >_> But if you insist on my embarrassment:

My everlasting sorrow seems so close to its peak
It reflects the words of terror that I cannot speak
Although I seldom feel close to happiness' grasp
I lose all my joy in disappointment’s clasp

My actions, propelled by regret, I cannot explain
They could have been spoken, yet only in vain
Whilst I lay dying, my wounds washed up by the rain
My heart feels tied up as if in a chain

My bleary tears no longer seem to affect you now
As you suddenly lost all trust in our vow
You think I swagger as if seeking attention
Thinking I'm nothing but an act of pretension

I now invoke your precious being
I prey whilst you laugh without forgiveness
You've punctured my heart by barely seeing
How my seraph's swathed in darkness


And no I've never written fanfics. How sad. :P


EDIT: I found mah poem with the dark abyss thing :P

An archangel has died in its pool of blood
Succumbed by the powers of the dark
And whatever is left of its mystic beauty
Is swallowed by the dark abyss of its heart

And omagaw, I just found out that mystic beauty is a brand of sanitary towels -_- http://www.mystic-beauty.com/
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-08 21:53:17
So, wait, it ingests its own sanitary towel? :o
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Cloudef on 2010-07-08 22:12:52
Even that this is on Completely unrelated, and that forum user was causing negative effect on you. I don't see the point of this thread, nor the bashing on one user.


This is my first post(maybe?) btw, nice to meet you. I've been lurking these forums many years.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: nikfrozty on 2010-07-08 22:14:54
Even that this is on Completely unrelated, and that forum user was causing negative effect on you. I don't see the point of this thread, nor the bashing on one user.


This is my first post(maybe?) btw, nice to meet you. I've been lurking these forums many years.
I think its not bashing Hermoor. Its remembering him on what he have done to some members here before. Glad I wasn't here when he/she was on a rampage. :)
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Cloudef on 2010-07-08 22:28:42
Even that this is on Completely unrelated, and that forum user was causing negative effect on you. I don't see the point of this thread, nor the bashing on one user.


This is my first post(maybe?) btw, nice to meet you. I've been lurking these forums many years.
I think its not bashing Hermoor. Its remembering him on what he have done to some members here before. Glad I wasn't here when he/she was on a rampage. :)

Maybe that would be how people usually think, but I'd say just to ingore the whole thing. There is always personal opinions, and when somebody just starts to raise his deillusions to somebody or accusing you of something you clearly don't see yourself as. Seeing that this user had a quite of history, would it be nice to just leave it at that. We don't know how he/she feels about it nor was he just trolling or doing something other crazy, but taking this up again won't do anything than using somebody as a topic, which you clearly look down.

Sorry for intruding, I'll go back to my closet. 
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-08 22:30:57
Pfft, we're not bashing Hermie-kun; we love him and we're recalling fond memories. ;D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-08 23:01:07
Maybe that would be how people usually think, but I'd say just to ingore the whole thing. There is always personal opinions, and when somebody just starts to raise his deillusions to somebody or accusing you of something you clearly don't see yourself as. Seeing that this user had a quite of history, would it be nice to just leave it at that. We don't know how he/she feels about it nor was he just trolling or doing something other crazy, but taking this up again won't do anything than using somebody as a topic, which you clearly look down.

Sorry for intruding, I'll go back to my closet.

Sorry hun but this is the internet, and this is how people act on the internet. =/
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Opine on 2010-07-09 00:26:24


My everlasting sorrow seems so close to its peak
It reflects the words of terror that I cannot speak
Although I seldom feel close to happiness' grasp
I lose all my joy in disappointment’s clasp

My actions, propelled by regret, I cannot explain
They could have been spoken, yet only in vain
Whilst I lay dying, my wounds washed up by the rain
My heart feels tied up as if in a chain

My bleary tears no longer seem to affect you now
As you suddenly lost all trust in our vow
You think I swagger as if seeking attention
Thinking I'm nothing but an act of pretension

I now invoke your precious being
I prey whilst you laugh without forgiveness
You've punctured my heart by barely seeing
How my seraph's swathed in darkness

Not that you were fishing, but I really liked this!

Although, I wondered at your use of "prey" over "pray". Since you are invoking a precious being. Or wait, are you the prey of their laughter?



Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: titeguy3 on 2010-07-09 01:25:50
Even that this is on Completely unrelated, and that forum user was causing negative effect on you. I don't see the point of this thread, nor the bashing on one user.


This is my first post(maybe?) btw, nice to meet you. I've been lurking these forums many years.

I believe in another dimension, one would call you a "newfag", but that's not where we are, so I'm gonna say that Hermaphrodite enjoyed us picking on him. He was our "Jesues", and every taunt was an opportunity for him to steer us toward "salvation".

If he was trolling, he's either the best or the worst troll of all time.

EDIT:
Welcome to the forums, btw!  ;)
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-09 01:33:50
Not that you were fishing, but I really liked this!

Although, I wondered at your use of "prey" over "pray". Since you are invoking a precious being. Or wait, are you the prey of their laughter?

Aww ty. It's alright I guess. =) And that was just a typo, I meant pray. I guess even typos leave room for interpretation. :P
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-09 01:38:39
I believe in another dimension, one would call you a "newfag", but that's not where we are

It isn't?!

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4572/1272654524768.jpg)

Then why is there a weeaboo lolicon* going around posting anime reaction images? ???

*I'm not really a lolicon :-P
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-09 01:45:30
*I'm not really a lolicon :-P

O rly...? *suspicious look*
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-09 01:49:31
*I'm not really a lolicon :-P

O rly...? *suspicious look*

Ya, really ;D

In fact, for most of my life I've liked girls who were a little older than me. Only a little older, mind you. No grannies :P
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: sl1982 on 2010-07-09 01:56:41
800 is pretty old in my opinion.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-09 02:00:26
800 is pretty old in my opinion.

For humans, maybe. But look at how youthful I am even though I'm 798; 800 really isn't very old for an animated fictional character. ;D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-09 02:08:59
So you are a 798-year old woman who is interested in other women just a little bit older.

You're going to have some trouble, man... maybe Jenova?
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-09 19:57:14
So you are a 798-year old woman who is interested in other women just a little bit older.

You're going to have some trouble, man... maybe Jenova?

I'm a little girl!

I like women who are comparatively a little older. A 25-year-old human is fine ;D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-07-10 06:07:54
.....does anybody remember what my "cloud" name was? for I do not
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: jeffdamann on 2010-07-10 06:13:27
Cloudcake! I'm wrong arent I?
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-10 07:36:41
You were cactusjack something or other and you changed it to cloudjack something or other.

I think.


EDIT: idl12 had the best name: "cloudy with a chance of strife" :-D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: ultima espio on 2010-07-10 12:32:45
I had Ultima Cloud, then Cloudsy baby for about an hour lmfao :P :P
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-10 16:09:51
.....does anybody remember what my "cloud" name was? for I do not

it was cloudjack, or cactuscloud
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mako on 2010-07-10 20:23:37
Hey guys though my advanced tracking method and technical knowledge (far beyond anything today) I've found Hermie here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv0FvVlLvjc&feature=relate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv0FvVlLvjc&feature=relate)

It's got to be him right.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-07-10 21:45:04
Hey guys though my advanced tracking method and technical knowledge (far beyond anything today) I've found Hermie here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv0FvVlLvjc&feature=relate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv0FvVlLvjc&feature=relate)

It's got to be him right.

.... Rather than laugh, I was filled with an unholy rage, compelling me to kill anybody who so much as chuckled even once at that video...  Why the fuck does stupidity like that have 6 million views
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mako on 2010-07-10 22:38:58
I'd figure that upset you cupcake it was either you or Kudistos Megistos that replied first. I thought Kudistos would be happy I found his secret admirer.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-07-10 22:53:29
I'd figure that upset you cupcake it was either you or Kudistos Megistos that replied first. I thought Kudistos would be happy I found his secret admirer.

I just look at it like this.  He's just a person, who never realized that "HURF DURF I'M SO RANDUMB" isn't funny.  Now, there was a point in time where I thought it was, and I can remember a specific day, that I was actually discussing yesterday, from wherein I thought "HURF DURF I'M SO RANDUMB" was funny.   I look back on that day, and realize some of it was legitimately funny random, and just stupid random.  Most people haven't grown to realize the differences.  This upsets me, as I figure that it's a part of growing up.

Just to demonstrate what I mean, here's a Picture of me from that day I mentioned: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v430/cactusjack901/Photo244.jpg)

And now a recent image of me: (http://whiskerino.org/2009/_img/beards/2009/418/_img/418_022510_o.jpg)

Now you can clearly see there was a lot of growth, both mental and physical.  However...  The person in the video, shouldn't he have already gone through that stage of mental growth?


YAY RANT
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Bosola on 2010-07-10 23:07:20
Hermoor's ramblings weren't of the 'yay random' type. They were far closer to the 'violent neo-Nazi' type. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near him; many things he said were quite vicious and nasty - not stuck by OTT graphic violence, but very coarse and aggressive nonetheless.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-10 23:20:51
Hermoor's ramblings weren't of the 'yay random' type. They were far closer to the 'violent neo-Nazi' type. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near him; many things he said were quite vicious and nasty - not stuck by OTT graphic violence, but very coarse and aggressive nonetheless.

I'm almost certain that Hermoor is a timid skinny kid IRL, and wouldn't pose a threat to anyone or say in real life any of the things he says online. It's likely that the reason for his behaviour, ranting and insistence on his own intellectual superiority online is that he gets picked on in school.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mako on 2010-07-10 23:49:14
Hermoor's ramblings weren't of the 'yay random' type. They were far closer to the 'violent neo-Nazi' type. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near him; many things he said were quite vicious and nasty - not stuck by OTT graphic violence, but very coarse and aggressive nonetheless.

I'm almost certain that Hermoor is a timid skinny kid IRL, and wouldn't pose a threat to anyone or say in real life any of the things he says online. It's likely that the reason for his behaviour, ranting and insistence on his own intellectual superiority online is that he gets picked on in school.

That's what they said about the columbine kids,people usually don't see it coming till its too late.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-10 23:55:41
Yeah, but the Columbine kids didn't have a chance to take out their anger on random internet people to stop it from building up ;D

And they were Goths, so he'd never want to imitate them. If he tried to kill people, he'd probably do it the natural way and fashion a makeshift bow and arrows out of twigs. Before getting pummelled :P
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mako on 2010-07-11 00:03:49
::Sigh:: If only the Columbine kids had Qhimm in there life...
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-11 00:06:52
If only the Columbine kids had had Kudistos Megistos in their lives ;D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-07-11 00:20:04
Hermoor's ramblings weren't of the 'yay random' type. They were far closer to the 'violent neo-Nazi' type. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near him; many things he said were quite vicious and nasty - not stuck by OTT graphic violence, but very coarse and aggressive nonetheless.

I'm almost certain that Hermoor is a timid skinny kid IRL, and wouldn't pose a threat to anyone or say in real life any of the things he says online. It's likely that the reason for his behaviour, ranting and insistence on his own intellectual superiority online is that he gets picked on in school.

That's what they said about the columbine kids,people usually don't see it coming till its too late.

Unfortunately, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold weren't picked on, in fact, they were actually quite popular and well liked.  The problem was Eric Harris had depression issues, and the medication he was on can contribute to increased aggression, being a sociopath didn't help either, and Dylan Klebold, being his best friend, just kinda followed along with what he did.  According to the infamous "basement tapes" their main motivation was revenge at cops for catching them breaking into a van a year earlier.  I could go on and on about this (I've studied the incident WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much for a healthy human being), SO, I'm just going to take the time to shoot down some particularly persistent myths

1) Cassie Bernal was asked if she believed in god, and was then shot when she replied "yes":  Official investigation, and several witnesses have stated that this exchange either had not taken place, or had not taken place with Bernal.  In fact, Emily Wyant, a friend of Cassie Bernal, had been studying with her in the library when the shootings began, and said they were under the table, when Eric Harris suddenly slammed his fist on the table, then said "peek-a-boo" before shooting Cassie Bernal.

2) Eric Harris created a set of levels for DooM that had the same layout as the Columbine High School hallways:

NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This simply did. not. happen.  Scans of his harddrive had none of these, nor did his website, nor did Dylan Klebold's computer, none of them had these levels.  Nobody does, they simply do not exist.  Now, I have played their levels, and they are nothing more than mindless violence, not even any mazes or puzzles, but they sure as sh*t weren't the columbine hallways.

3) Third shooter on the roof:

It was a janitor

4) The date chosen was April 20th, because it was Hitler's birthday:

Nope, It was originally April 19th, because Robyn Anderson, one of the people who helped them procure guns wasn't going to be present.  HOWEVER, there were delays in making their bombs (most of which failed anyway), so they delayed the date by one day.  Another theory states, that April 19th was both the day of the Oklahoma City bombing, and the day the fires started in Waco Texas during the siege on the Branch Davidian compound, and in their journals and videos, they stated that they wanted to outdo both of those events.

5) Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were members of the "Trenchcoat Mafia":

No.  Eric Harris's father claims they were, yet both of them didn't appear in the yearbook picture, nor did they have any connections with the members.  If they had no connections, nor were they in the yearbook picture... how could they have been members?

6) They loved Marylin Manson:
Nope, hated him

7) The massacre could've been prevented by more observant parents/friends/teachers/authority figures:

Nope.  Just about anybody who's looked over the event can tell you, that there were no warning signs of THIS happening.



Now, all that being said, there was but ONE good thing that came from all of this.  Both because of how it went down, and when it went down, it probably saved a few-hundred lives.  If their plan had gone off as intended, Columbine High School would no longer exist, and (now this is the scary part), they would have tried to steal a plane, and (try to) fly it into a skyscraper (they had said that their main goal was actually the WTC if they could get to it, but any skyscraper would do).  Now, had they not gone through with it when they did.  Eric Harris would've probably ended up like Tim McVeigh and learned to make deadlier (and working) bombs, and blown up a major building.


...I think that's all I have to say for now


EDIT: Nope, Kudistos, they weren't goths at all.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mako on 2010-07-11 00:27:39
O_O Wow who knew well...any of that holy crow you do your research on nut jobs!. I am sure you are a very nice guy cupcake and you are one of the few that still reply to my posts but...YOU scare me!. But your still kewl in my book.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-07-11 00:29:55
Yeah...  something about damaged human minds just kinda calls to me...  It's almost like... I understand them better than the average person.


Kidding, but yeah, as I said, I've done WAYYYYYYYYYYY too much research on Columbine
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-11 00:39:19
EDIT: Nope, Kudistos, they weren't goths at all.

But Hermoor doesn't know that ;D

Also, it doesn't surprise me at all that people have taken advantage of the Columbine massacre and spread fake stories in order to advance a political point of some kind. Wanna bash atheists? Make up a story that the Columbine kids had an anti-religion motive for their killings. Wanna bash a rock star/band? Say the Columbine kids were fans (I was already aware that the Marilyn Manson stuff was bullshit). Wanna bash video games? Say the Columbine kids were obsessed with them. It all makes sense.

There was an incident a few years ago here in Britain that led to Manhunt 2 being banned. The way the media reported it, a kid who was obsessed with the game killed his friend in a way that imitates the in-game violence, and this lead to the game being taken off the shelves and a huge debate on how video game violence influences children.

As far as I know, the one who played the game was the victim (and he shouldn't have been playing it either; in the UK, I believe that age restrictions on video games are legally enforceable). The killer was, I've heard, a paranoid schizophrenic who hallucinated and heard voices and may have been a drug addict. Of course, "psychotic teenager kills friend" doesn't sell as many copies of tabloid newspapers as "violent video game addict uses game to train for real-life murder", so it's not hard to see how the story got spread.

I might be completely wrong about this, but I'm inclined to believe the version of the story that wasn't published in the Daily Mail.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-11 01:24:24
Getting back off topic... ;D

Yeah that's cuz they're pretty bad and I wrote them when I was 15. >_> But if you insist on my embarrassment:

My everlasting sorrow seems so close to its peak
It reflects the words of terror that I cannot speak
Although I seldom feel close to happiness' grasp
I lose all my joy in disappointment’s clasp

My actions, propelled by regret, I cannot explain
They could have been spoken, yet only in vain
Whilst I lay dying, my wounds washed up by the rain
My heart feels tied up as if in a chain

My bleary tears no longer seem to affect you now
As you suddenly lost all trust in our vow
You think I swagger as if seeking attention
Thinking I'm nothing but an act of pretension

I now invoke your precious being
I prey whilst you laugh without forgiveness
You've punctured my heart by barely seeing
How my seraph's swathed in darkness


And no I've never written fanfics. How sad. :P


EDIT: I found mah poem with the dark abyss thing :P

An archangel has died in its pool of blood
Succumbed by the powers of the dark
And whatever is left of its mystic beauty
Is swallowed by the dark abyss of its heart

And omagaw, I just found out that mystic beauty is a brand of sanitary towels -_- http://www.mystic-beauty.com/

Your poetry reminds me of the adolescent poetry generator (http://www.elsewhere.org/hbzpoetry/) ;D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-11 01:27:27
Your poetry reminds me of the adolescent poetry generator (http://www.elsewhere.org/hbzpoetry/) ;D

Oh please, I might have been young and emo but I wasn't an dumbass. XD
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-11 01:29:59
 ;D

Getting back on topic, here's one for Hermoor (http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/brag) as well :P (actually, the rantings are only vaguely similar to Hermoor's, but the level of coherence is roughly the same)

When I reloaded that page, one of the rants was:

Quote
I have my *own* personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a f*ck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any god damn *Slack* after death! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled space monsters! I say, `When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait!'. By God, `Anything for a laugh!', I say! I take drugs! Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the *Sun*! I circumcize retarded space bastards with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my *tongue* and my *tool*! I steer my *own* fucking evolution! I'm the GOD DAMN Man of the Future, who'll try to come and get me? Now give me some more of...

wat
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Furzball on 2010-07-11 05:59:30
I didn't study Columbine but a classmate in basic psychology handed me a book of basically mini biographies on the thoughts of criminals. Thiefs, murderers, rapists, you name it it was probably in that book. Even a section where Marilyn Manson was telling his version of things. It was definantly a hard book to go through on the distress level. I will still never imagine being in the same mindset as these people even after reading about their point of view.

Back to Hermoor... umm... You fake viking you :P
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-12 03:19:33
Yes, he's not really a viking.  Something far, far more insidious...

The vikings must be turning in their graves to know that Hermoor has such an obsession with them.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: BloodShot on 2010-07-14 20:50:29
Hermoor, I remember him, It was pretty funny just visiting qhimm and reading all his failposts while it was going on.

good times...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv0FvVlLvjc&feature=relate

I hate these things, people who find these funny must be mentally unstable.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: nikfrozty on 2010-07-15 00:27:58
Hermoor, I remember him, It was pretty funny just visiting qhimm and reading all his failposts while it was going on.

good times...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv0FvVlLvjc&feature=relate

I hate these things, people who find these funny must be mentally unstable.
That dude in the video has problems. Kind of scary watching him.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-15 03:18:40
That dude in the video has problems. Kind of scary watching him.

Indeed, it's very scary to see someone who thinks that imitating Fred is a good idea. Having such a bad sense of humour is good reason for him to see a psychiatrist.

EDIT:

Oh god, all of his videos are that bad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYBXpTTBpQw)
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: halkun on 2010-07-15 05:30:20
This guy is one of the reasons why I very recently got a Level-up in mod powers. I can clean up Unrelated now with a mighty whack of my ban hammer. These tools were something I didn't have before. 
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-15 05:36:56
Oh god, all of his videos are that bad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYBXpTTBpQw)

That's someone whose body is growing faster than his brain.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: nikfrozty on 2010-07-15 12:01:37
Oh god, all of his videos are that bad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYBXpTTBpQw)

That's someone whose body is growing faster than his brain.
It may be bad and he's kind of weird but his videos got more than a million views.. It's like he's spreading a virus to people's mind in those videos.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: obesebear on 2010-07-15 18:15:04
It may be bad and he's kind of weird but his videos got more than a million views.. It's like he's spreading a virus to people's mind in those videos.
You forget that children and 13 year olds are allowed on the internet.  No one else could possibly find it funny.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-16 08:24:28
Well, I was looking around Youtube, looking for some good videos. And I found Hermoor. I can tell it was Hermoor because his page had comments talking about Qhimm. And he's still active.  :-o

Of course, I bet Kudistos Megistos, as well as some of the other members, already knows this.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: nikfrozty on 2010-07-16 12:01:21
Well, I was looking around Youtube, looking for some good videos. And I found Hermoor. I can tell it was Hermoor because his page had comments talking about Qhimm. And he's still active.  :-o

Of course, I bet Kudistos Megistos, as well as some of the other members, already knows this.
Hermoor's still active? I have to see his page for fun.. *searching*
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-16 13:47:36
Yes, Hermoor's still around and he's making friends all over the place ;D

I also notice that he's a fan of George Galloway. Figures. ::)
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-18 01:18:16
Something Hermoor told me on Youtube:
"No my friend, I suggest you go do something better with you time. You are obvisouly bored, don't waste your time on a forum like that."

Obviously, I'm bored... And yet I'm having a hell of a time with these awesome mods.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-18 01:25:12
Did he contact you himself, or did you initiate conversation?

If you were the one who contacted him, well, I suggest you do something better with your time.  You are obviously bored.  You shouldn't waste your time on a guy hermaphrodite like him it ;D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Jaitsu on 2010-07-22 23:39:23
i remember spending hours of laughing reading all the posts he made, then he went to my youtube account and insulted disturbed *demonic voice* he shall not be spared for this atrocity

:P

i mean it though, he reminded me of the crazy guy who appears in comedies, you know, the one who's always got a god complex, but everyone ignores him
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-22 23:52:38
Lol it seems like he found everyone on Qhimm's youtube channel. He couldn't find mine apparently though. :P
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-23 01:30:17
I thought I found him on another forum I got to. I was looking around the Titan Quest forums, and found someone name Tyr! His posts don't seem like the actual Hermoor, so it's most likely someone else, but still...
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-23 01:42:39
Tyr happens to be a god in Norse mythology, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Týr) which is yet even further evidence that the Tyr we got here was indeed Hermoor (Hermoor was a Norse mythology freak, like he lived for nothing else except to troll us).

However, it's very possible that the Tyr you found got his name from the same thing, but is someone other than Hermoor.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: sl1982 on 2010-07-23 01:48:48
That is so doubtful i would almost say it is impossible. There was some posts that people did not see that pretty much cemented the fact that it was hermoor.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-23 02:39:30
What's amazing is that, this time, Hermoor managed to spell correctly the name of the mythological figure he was hijacking. He didn't when he raped the name of poor Hermodr. ;D
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-23 02:43:49
What's amazing is that, this time, Hermoor managed to spell correctly the name of the mythological figure he was hijacking. He didn't when he raped the name of poor Hermodr. ;D

He leveled up. :)
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: obesebear on 2010-07-23 05:05:34
Tyr happens to be a god in Norse mythology, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Týr) which is yet even further evidence that the Tyr we got here was indeed Hermoor (Hermoor was a Norse mythology freak, like he lived for nothing else except to troll us).

However, it's very possible that the Tyr you found got his name from the same thing, but is someone other than Hermoor.
It was him.  He created a brand new rage thread (deleted) spouting the same stuff he always used to.   He will enlighten us or show us the way, we are all childish fools for being on the internet, etc.   
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-23 11:31:21
I should've been more clear.  Of course the Tyr on these forums is Hermoor.  I was convinced of that the minute I saw his thread offering to import a viking into the game.  That was his very first post.

What I'm saying is that the name "Tyr" is not something of his original invention, so the Tyr that Mirenheart found at the Titan Quest Forums could easily be someone else, not Hermoor.
Title: Re: Hermoor
Post by: Covarr on 2010-07-23 20:11:31
Lol it seems like he found everyone on Qhimm's youtube channel. He couldn't find mine apparently though. :P
Mine neither. Then again, I use a different username on Youtube than here, and my account mostly just has Sonic stuff on it. It'd take a fair amount of research to connect it to me. Not impossible, but probably far beyond Hermo*r's ability.