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Title: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-25 10:18:43
Quote from: ChilombiLite
In this game you insert a coin and the next poster tells you what you get, then inserts his/her own coin.

Observe:

Poster #1: *inserts coin*

Poster #2: You get a hammerhead shark!

*inserts coin*

***

Get it? Okay.

*inserts coin*

This game came from http://themusebunny.proboards.com/

On another, similar website that has this game, people are *inserting* some crazy things, like yoshi coins, Mario, and Bowser (to witch, the responce to Bowser was, "You get... I'm sorry, but your Princess is in another Vending machine."

Go ahead and *insert* whatever you like.

Have at it!

*Inserts a Canadian Penny*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Furzball on 2010-07-26 00:58:10
*You get Maple syrup flavored lube.*

*Inserts Tifa coin*  8)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-26 01:00:24
You get some very sexy looking breasts.... From KFC  :evil:

*inserts DK Banana coin*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Shankifer on 2010-07-26 02:37:32
You get the master track of the donkey kong rap, on CD and a .45 ^.^


*Inserts 1,000,000,000 Gil*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-26 02:52:22
You get an overflow error.

*Inserts a caterpillar.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-26 03:25:59
You get a cat... that ate a butterfly.

*Inserts a Glitch coin*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-26 03:27:29
You get MissingNo., the glitch Pokemon.

*Inserts 4GB flash drive*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mirenheart on 2010-07-26 03:30:11
You get 3.9GB worth of pr0n, and 0.1GB of Micky Mouse.

*Inserts a Coin insert slot*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Shankifer on 2010-07-26 03:34:34
You've received the meaning of life. On the back are two warnings, 1. Good for one proving of a point. 2. Not for resale.

*Inserts 3 bags of Cheetos and a Mountain Dew*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-26 03:39:29
You get fat ;D

*Inserts Super Mario mushroom thingy*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-26 04:55:43
You get bigger!

*inserts a dildo*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-26 16:27:01
A tentacle monster attacks you with a dildo covered in Tabasco sauce (I assume that wouldn't be very nice... ;D)

*inserts loli*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-26 17:41:03
That's sick and wrong, man!

Anyway, you get pop.  Loli... pop!  See what I did there??

*Inserts Star Wolf Image Macro (http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/halolz-dot-com-supersmashbrosbrawl-starwolf-darklinkstab.jpg) (Internet Meme)*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-26 19:48:43
Hey, I'm sick and wrong, man! :D

Link bursts out of the vending machine and does that to you. Ouch! :evil:

*inserts iPhone 4*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-26 19:53:16
Link bursts out of the vending machine and does that to you. Ouch! :evil:
Correct answer would've been: "Can't let you do that, Shadowseer!" :P

Anyway, you get an apple that someone has already taken a bite out of.

*Inserts a viking*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-26 19:54:20
A troll who's at least 60% Viking comes out

*inserts Native American*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-26 20:04:42
You get a loin cloth that has no butt flap. :P

*inserts Cloud Strife*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-26 20:05:57
You get a Dissidia texture

*inserts Tifa Lockhart*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-26 20:09:45
You get giant... enemy... bewbs!

*inserts a crab battle*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Masa-Buster on 2010-07-26 20:16:53
You get a battle with a crab lose your eye, and your knife. You obtain a critical Hit 9999999999999 Damage ! Game over.

*Inserts a "Your Princess is in anoher castle" coin*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-07-26 21:29:46
You get a Toad

*Inserts self, if you catch my drift*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-26 21:48:42
You'll get triplets in about a year from now.

*Inserts grapes*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Shankifer on 2010-07-26 22:04:39
you get raisins!

*Inserts child* (it wasn't easy  :P )
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sithlord48 on 2010-07-26 22:14:44
you get bronze shoe!

*inserts $3.50*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: nikfrozty on 2010-07-26 22:27:00
you get a lollipop

*inserts ff7 disc 1*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Shankifer on 2010-07-26 22:33:19
You get a compatibility issue

*inserts all four books of the twilight series*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sithlord48 on 2010-07-26 22:46:30
you get 1 shinny baby

*inserts lollipop*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-07-26 23:01:49
You get lolicon

*inserts a Pink Floyd CD*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-26 23:05:04
*inserts all four books of the twilight series*

.... Isn't there just 3?

Anyhow

You get lolicon

*inserts a Pink Floyd CD*

You get comfortably numb. ;D

Inserts a piano. o_o
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Shankifer on 2010-07-26 23:13:03
*inserts all four books of the twilight series*

.... Isn't there just 3?

Anyhow

You get lolicon

*inserts a Pink Floyd CD*

You get comfortably numb. ;D

Inserts a piano. o_o

I'm not a fan, but, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, And Breaking Dawn.

Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-07-26 23:24:08
Inserts a piano. o_o

You get Beethoven visiting your house for the next few days.

*Inserts Bahamut*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jeffdamann on 2010-07-27 02:15:51
You get Mega-Flare casted on you,

*Inserts weed*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2010-07-27 02:24:07
You get stoned to death. Dur hur get it? ;D

*inserts a chocobo*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Shankifer on 2010-07-27 02:32:27
You get... nothing, machine ate your Chocobo ^.^

*Inserts a Colt .45*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Jaitsu on 2010-07-27 05:55:11
you get yuna

*inserts the jewel of the damned*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-07-27 08:48:35
You get cursed

*Inserts a 40 of Olde English*