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Off-topic forums => Completely Unrelated => Topic started by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-09-27 19:27:16
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http://blogs.amd.com/home/2010/09/22/getageek/
Oh dear god
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4955/thatisbullshitclean.jpg)
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What's worse is that it's on AMD forums. I doubt a non-geek woman is going to wander across that without forethought. Even then, if the woman is....a woman, most geeks will fall for her.
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"Hi! Wow, cool laptop! Is that a Mac?"
"Yeah! Isn't it awesome? It's got 4 GB of memory!"
"Is it a 13-inch or a 15-inch?"
"It's a 17-inch! And it's got four USB slots!!"
"OH MAH GAWSH! You've GOT to marry me!!"
... Just... no.
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That's too geeky for most geeks. Seriously.
Not to mention, it's endearing for a girl to like you in spite of having no common interests. Faking common interests? That's called a relationship based on a lie, and it's doomed to fail from the start.
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most women would not want a geek. that's because they tend to judge men by their attractiveness and social behavior.
also geeks give off a bit of a childish impression, and that doesn't help much.
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ms.sith hates some of my geeky habits, like coding for hours or all weekend. oh that and not wanting to go places.
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most women would not want a geek. that's because they tend to judge men by their attractiveness and social behavior.
Hey... geeks are attractive kay. =/
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well, i'm a geek and my girlfriend loves me, so, let there be hope for suckers like me :P
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well, i'm a geek and my girlfriend loves me, so, let there be hope for suckers like me :P
same here. well, maybe. i'm not sure i belong with the geeks.
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I can't imagine ever loving something that is real. 2D All the way.
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most women would not want a geek. that's because they tend to judge men by their attractiveness and social behavior.
Hey... geeks are attractive kay. =/
*victory fanfare*
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One wonders whether Chocobo_Girl used these tactics when picking up Timu
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me thinks she did......
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Geek girls and geek boys make the cutest couples ;D
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One wonders whether Chocobo_Girl used these tactics when picking up Timu
one must also ask whether it was she who picked me up or i who picked her :P
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one must also ask whether it was she who picked me up or i who picked her :P
we all know u didn't geek guys are mostly afraid of talking to girls.. she prolly had to coax u w/ some candy or something..
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CANDY!?!? WHAT WHERE!?!?!?!?
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one must also ask whether it was she who picked me up or i who picked her :P
we all know u didn't geek guys are mostly afraid of talking to girls.. she prolly had to coax u w/ some candy or something..
Timu isn't shy/afraid. =P He's supah ballzy.
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one must also ask whether it was she who picked me up or i who picked her :P
we all know u didn't geek guys are mostly afraid of talking to girls.. she prolly had to coax u w/ some candyMountain Dew or Cheetos or something..
Fixed. This is how nerds work.
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"They wear jeans or shorts"
Is that a joke? Pretty much every single person i see in my school wears jeans or shorts.
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one must also ask whether it was she who picked me up or i who picked her :P
we all know u didn't geek guys are mostly afraid of talking to girls.. she prolly had to coax u w/ some candyMountain Dew or Cheetos or something..
Fixed. This is how nerds work.
o.o I just had a mental image of Kelis singing "Mah cheetoz bring all the geeks to da yard".
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"They wear jeans or shorts"
Is that a joke? Pretty much every single person i see in my school wears jeans or shorts.
I never ever wear either jeans or shorts, so I was pleased by that part :)
The extreme geeks wear grey short shorts with suspenders and a short-sleeved shirt tucked into 'em. Also tall black socks and formal-looking shoes. They typically come with a bowl cut, braces, and glasses the same size as their face. They have an awkward smile, like they'll come after you in your sleep. Oh, and you'll never see a geek without an analogue watch on his wrist either. Geeks tend to be around average height or slightly shorter, but not always.
(Nearly everyone I've ever met wears jeans, but I suppose that would include both geeks and non-geeks.)
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i don't wear jeans, i don't even own a pair of them.
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I'm wearing jeans right now :o
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"They wear jeans or shorts"
Is that a joke? Pretty much every single person i see in my school wears jeans or shorts.
I never ever wear either jeans or shorts, so I was pleased by that part :)
The extreme geeks wear grey short shorts with suspenders and a short-sleeved shirt tucked into 'em. Also tall black socks and formal-looking shoes. They typically come with a bowl cut, braces, and glasses the same size as their face. They have an awkward smile, like they'll come after you in your sleep. Oh, and you'll never see a geek without an analogue watch on his wrist either. Geeks tend to be around average height or slightly shorter, but not always.
(Nearly everyone I've ever met wears jeans, but I suppose that would include both geeks and non-geeks.)
Most of that actually sounded like the definition of a hipster. :P
And wait, what is this? Geeks don't tend to be tall? Is there something about geeks that like... prevents them from growing? :P
Naw but really, when I picture the stereotypical geek you just described, I imagine them very tall and lanky.
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I know way too many freakishly tall people (makes me feel really short). And I can only think of two of them who classify as geeks. So mind-devoted to one intellectual interest that they never get a taste of anything else. And yeah, they are pretty lanky :P One day, I wanna see a team of tall, lanky geeks dressed up the way I described and doing the robot dance.
Oh, and geeks are always skinny. They have no lives, they cannot die, and therefore, they do not eat. If you find a fat geek, it's not a real geek. It's a wannabe geek.
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All of these geek stereotypes seem to come from the 1980s.
The modern geek looks like a younger version of Richard Stallman.
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in the end though, it shall be the geeks and nerds that inherit and run the world.... just do NOT put me in a state of power, many.. many people will revolt :P
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Make like Rufus and rule them with fear :evil: