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Title: Best breakup ever
Post by: pyrozen on 2010-12-22 23:21:44

I usually don't post stuff like this.... but it was just too funny. Some of you may remember this letter, but the guy reading it makes it funny all over again.

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

lee

Title: Re: Best breakup ever
Post by: sl1982 on 2010-12-23 00:03:11

Ahaha LMAO

Title: Re: Best breakup ever
Post by: Masa-Buster on 2010-12-23 01:06:38

Epic. Win.

Title: Re: Best breakup ever
Post by: Giullio on 2010-12-23 01:49:40

Haha that was really funny, WORLDDDDDDDDDD! hahah

Title: Re: Best breakup ever
Post by: BloodShot on 2010-12-23 03:17:19

That was funny as hell, I'm bookmarking this shit.

That run on sentence really made the guy run out of breath lol.

Title: Re: Best breakup ever
Post by: Covarr on 2010-12-23 03:45:22

"u accidentally say you hugged me"

I assume the writer has no clue what the hell she's talking about.

Title: Re: Best breakup ever
Post by: MADDOGG on 2011-02-04 23:01:35

excellent. pure genius

Title: Re: Best breakup ever
Post by: Silent Warrior on 2011-02-05 14:51:46

What... the...? Um, I fear I'm constitutionally incapable of finding this entertaining in the slightest.

Title: Re: Best breakup ever
Post by: Covarr on 2011-02-05 19:08:41

ytmnd sucks, and the dramatic reading is poorly done and doesn't add anything to it, so here's a transcription:

Quote

Dear Loser,[Chris]~~~~!!!!!
I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you .People only say you asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you cause you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut.I hung up on you cause you tol me it on the phone because i guess you werent man enough to tell me it in my face!I hate you and also guess what my mother hates you to that she the one who put me to do this ,you come to breakfast every morning and I aints stupid you try to sit next to me and my lil bro who only 7YRS old hates you to and dont even know what you did and is always blocking your chair.haha!Iwent out with another boy after you and after we were over you an idiot dared you even tried to ask me out again i didnt break up with him for you OK! I hate you ive always hated you spreading to everyone that i cheated on you when you just got jealouse that i used to talk to your friends to your so jealouse you automatically think i like them well guess maybe i do maybe i dont gotta problem you aint my boyfriend anymore I dont have to tell you who i like or who iam with and why got it i dont like you anymore the other day you told me that I have to tell you who I like or who Iamthinking of going out with its none of your buisness got that to you loser!I hate you and I know you still like me but i dont like you i dont care what your stupid friends say you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons u accidentally say you hugged me i will never like you again I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD id rather date a spider or rat den u ur soooo ugly and fat !!!!!!!!!!And then saying that i loooooooved you pleasssse!!!!!!!!!!!Your such n ass wipe n bastert!! I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOU

Well bi you piece of shit i have more things to do right now then remember YOU