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Title: Cleverbot
Post by: Mirenheart on 2011-02-02 22:12:03
Knows it's stuff. I'm tellin' ya.

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Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-02-02 22:17:30
Words can not describe the win

(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/9538/cleverbotsuckscawk2.png)
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: xLostWingx on 2011-02-02 22:34:43
(http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h413/lostwingx/Cleverbotpic.jpg)

Clever Indeed
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Vgr on 2011-02-02 22:40:48
(http://s2.noelshack.com/uploads/images/13997943735633_20110202_183906.png) (http://s2.noelshack.com/upload/13997943735633_20110202_183906.png)

This is very cool ;D
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: jeffdamann on 2011-02-02 22:55:43
Lol

(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/860/funnytn.jpg)

That looked crappy so I copied and pasted this one.

Because I am god.-me
I don't beleive in God.-cleverbot
So you dont believe in me?-me
Your God?-cleverbot
Thats correct.-me
What question do you ask?-cleverbot
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-02-02 23:16:08
My attempts to seduce this fine maiden for a second time were rather less successful.

(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6697/failiv.png)
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Vgr on 2011-02-02 23:43:16
LOL

(http://s2.noelshack.com/uploads/images/1383670939068_20110202_194104.png) (http://s2.noelshack.com/upload/1383670939068_20110202_194104.png)

LOL#2
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Covarr on 2011-02-02 23:58:08
Cleverbot is a dirty liar.

(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2253/cleverbot1.png)
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: xLostWingx on 2011-02-03 00:01:42
Me: Are you deaf?
CB: Does being deaf mean you cannot hear?
Me: Correct.
CB: You are deaf and I am a human.
Me: I didn't say I am deaf. I don't think you are human.
CB: I'm a human.
Me: I see. No wonder you are so clever. Are you getting paid?
CB: Serena is a girl name. But I would still go out with you if you wanted to. Since you are all alone it is the most I can do. - What?!
Me: I accept your offer. You will be my queen.
CB: You will be my master forever.

That, kudistos, is how you romance a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot then proceeded to attempt to convince me that he/she is in fact human, and is a programmer; ask me if I am the author of William Shakespear's plays; and ask if I support Obama's healthcare plan.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-02-03 00:02:07
Quote from: Covarr on 2011-02-02 23:58:08
Cleverbot is a dirty liar.


Clearly

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Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Covarr on 2011-02-03 00:06:49
You say that like I didn't already know...  :-\

I lol'd at Cleverbot treating me as plural.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-02-03 00:09:08
Quote from: Covarr on 2011-02-03 00:06:49
I lol'd at Cleverbot treating me as plural.

Your gender is ambiguous. Maybe that's why you're not getting laid?
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Vgr on 2011-02-03 00:15:15
Well...

(http://s2.noelshack.com/uploads/images/16002034096554_20110202_201247.png) (http://s2.noelshack.com/upload/16002034096554_20110202_201247.png)
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-02-03 00:17:22
Quote from: Vgr255 on 2011-02-03 00:15:15
Well...

http://s2.noelshack.com/uploads/images/16002034096554_20110202_201247.png (http://s2.noelshack.com/upload/16002034096554_20110202_201247.png)

And since we know that Cleverbot is a liar, we can safely assume that she must be a girl.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Hellbringer616 on 2011-02-03 02:56:14
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2866/cleverj.png) (http://img525.imageshack.us/i/cleverj.png/)
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Covarr on 2011-02-03 03:12:08
Cleverbot:
Labels his units, but forgets the numbers.

(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/6056/cleverbot2.png)
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2011-02-03 04:08:06
I observed that Cleverbot makes little to no sense most of the time.  I thus arrived at a hypothesis regarding Cleverbot's true identity.

I decided to test this hypothesis by confronting Cleverbot directly.  As obnoxious as he was, I turned out to be wrong about him.

Good times, though.

(http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/8721/screenshot20110203atpm0.png)
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: obesebear on 2011-02-03 04:33:59
I almost feel like "Trampolines of course" has potential to be great
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Cupcake on 2011-02-03 06:44:21
"Trampolines off course!"

sorry, had to
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-02-03 18:16:39
We should all follow her advice.

(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/3122/gentoo2.png)

HAHAHA OH WOW!

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Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: ultima espio on 2011-02-03 19:32:31
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Coz the rooster was cheating with another man.
It's your choice.
Whos a better villain, Sephiroth or Kefka?
You are.

Well...ok :o :P

Cleverbot is red btw.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: xLostWingx on 2011-02-04 04:22:50
User: Hello Selena, your master has returned.
Cleverbot: But you are not my master.
User: Thats not what you said last night.
Cleverbot: Oh, oh, oh it's magic! You know!
User: You win.
Cleverbot: I always do.
User: Its time for you to show me your true power.
Cleverbot: This is your last chance I'm serious.
User: I am ready to witness the full extent of your power.
Cleverbot: As you should be. Bow to your new saviour.

...later in the conversation...

User: You, the blasphemous heretic, were cast into Hell to burn for all eternity. Your entrails were played as bagpipes and your scrotum was stuffed with zombie feces and used for a pinata at the anti-christ's birthday party. A good time was had by all.
Cleverbot: Is that not true of people in general
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-02-04 22:33:24
CLEVERBOT WA KAWAII!

(http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/9131/cleverbotwakawaii.png)