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Title: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Jaitsu on 2011-02-17 14:05:15
"terror grips the mushroom kingdom today as a horrific murder shook the foundations of the continent. Mario McPlumberguy was found dead, empaled on a group of spikes under one of the pipes he was cleaning. the 42 year old life long Shroom Addict had not been in good relations with his friends lately, with his own brother stating "yeah, its a shame, but at least now I get to be the star, right?....right?". Mario's girlfriend of many years, one princess peach, had this to say "ever have someone high on shrooms burst into your friend Bowsers place and try to get you away from him, shouting something about cake? i'm glad he's dead". Mario was known for his friendly if disturbing catchphrase, of an elongated "ITTTSSAAA MEEEEEE" and distingctive outfit. a neighbor of mister McPlumberguy stated "when he wasn't high out of his mind he was a very friendly man, i can't believe he's gone.". Mario was well known for his rivalries with Bowser Spikeyback and Donkey Kong, with whom he eventually made up with and became good friends with. "Mario not smart, Mario not fast, Mario not have big muscles like Donkey Kong, but Mario jump very high when barrel rolling at him, Donkey Kong respect that" said Kong after he had heard of the tragic death. There are a few suspects to whom committed the crime, but as mister Bowser puts it "who the hell puts spike pits in a freakin sewer!!!" more on this as details become clearer"



thought you guys might get a bit of amusement out of that :P
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Covarr on 2011-02-17 16:39:49
Wall of text is painful to read. Sloppy punctuation and capitalization shows a distinct lack of effort, and spelling errors show a lack of a simple one-click spellcheck.

I got a lol out of Bowser's last name though.
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Jaitsu on 2011-02-17 19:41:18
Wall of text is painful to read. Sloppy punctuation and capitalization shows a distinct lack of effort, and spelling errors show a lack of a simple one-click spellcheck.


umm ok? it isn't meant as anything serious dude.
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: sithlord48 on 2011-02-18 01:58:29
Mario McPlumberguy
Mario Mario....
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Cupcake on 2011-02-18 02:36:57
Mario McPlumberguy
Mario Mario....

I thought the same thing

EDIT: The "Mc" would also imply that he's Irish
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Jaitsu on 2011-02-18 03:55:57
-.- you guys are reading way to much into this. its just a joke.
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Tenko Kuugen on 2011-02-18 09:25:45
Thats about as amusing as

"Walks a godzilla through new york and finds a pile of fish."

If you do jokes, at least do it right.
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Jaitsu on 2011-02-18 13:34:44
coming from you Kuugen, thats not saying alot.


all of you need a sense of humor, stop taking it so damn seriousely, if you don't like the joke, fine, no need to be a dick though.
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: sithlord48 on 2011-02-18 15:52:46
all of you need a sense of humor, stop taking it so damn seriousely, if you don't like the joke, fine, no need to be a d*ck though.

i wasn't gonna say ne thing, but ms.sith seen the post and said i had to correct you. some of you  might know it's a bad idea to piss off ms.sith, so i just posted the correction.. no harm ment.
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: obesebear on 2011-02-18 16:39:29
It is Mario brothers after all.  Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.   Based on that alone, I cannot help but wonder what other fallacies this story contains.
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Jaitsu on 2011-02-18 19:43:42
it was a joke a joke written in five minutes and posted for anyone who might get a light chuckle out of it, why is it such a big deal?
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-02-18 20:19:19
B-but... I thought it was funny  :'(
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Jaitsu on 2011-02-18 20:26:46
thanks Kudistos, nice to find at least someone found it something to chuckle at :D
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2011-02-19 03:22:27
I commend your attempt, but it needs more of a punch, too long with not enough payoff.
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: gjoerulv on 2011-02-19 04:11:06
lol. ITSAAA MEEE
I found it funny 'cause I thought it was serious looking at the topic title. But then... McPlumberguy, spikes, shroom addict. lol
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: Cupcake on 2011-02-19 04:21:04
t's a bad idea to piss off ms.sith

Truth
Title: Re: Death in the Mushroom Kingdom
Post by: syntax error on 2011-02-20 16:53:41
I have seen this jokes of this kind over there at assemblergames.