Qhimm.com Forums

Off-topic forums => Completely Unrelated => Topic started by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-03-06 11:27:43

Title: Alien life found
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-03-06 11:27:43
A scientist claims to have found ancient, fossilised bacteria in meteorites that have crashed to earth.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/mp/8960561/nasa-scientist-claims-hes-found-evidence-of-alien-life/

http://www.huliq.com/3257/nasa-scientist-claims-discovery-fossilized-alien-life-meteorites

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1363395/Aliens-earth-Nasa-scientist-claims-world-bacteria-hold-key-existence.html

Inb4 scathing peer reviews.
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: ultima espio on 2011-03-06 13:09:36
A scientist claims to have found ancient, fossilised bacteria in meteorites that have crashed to earth.

JENOVA!!
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-03-06 13:12:07
A scientist claims to have found ancient, fossilised bacteria in meteorites that have crashed to earth.

JENOVA!!

OH SH*T!

(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1879/shocking.jpg)
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2011-03-06 18:24:57
Hmm. Ancient fossilized bacteria in meteorites ---> Jenova ---> Strange events ---> Weapons summoned to take care of the crisis, and thus terrorizing the planet ---> 2012.

Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: endlessdamage on 2011-03-06 22:02:44
Multiple alien life forms found during their strange ritual.

(http://www.raicesculturales.org/Mexican%20folkloric%20dancers.JPG)

I believe there are enough aliens in this country, we definitely do not need aliens from out of this world because (see first half of sentence).
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: nfitc1 on 2011-03-07 03:10:25
Hmm. Ancient fossilized bacteria in meteorites ---> Jenova ---> Strange events ---> Weapons summoned to take care of the crisis, and thus terrorizing the planet ---> 2012.

It doesn't have a long time to do all these things before 2012. Jenova's waiting a long time to get started.
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: xLostWingx on 2011-03-07 03:23:12
Wwe already killed most of the Ancients, we just need to inject some embryo with the fossilized meteorite bacteria and fire some gamma rays at it and we'll be back on schedule.  At least we know to avoid the deep ocean and deserts.  Do we draw straws to see who gets to kick Ultimate in his vag for Ultima Weapon? 
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: Jaitsu on 2011-03-07 12:25:21
i am so not hiding in a coffin in a mansion when jenova goes crazy.


-.- 20 bucks says we'll be getting "Jenova's Witesses" within the year.
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2011-03-07 16:30:52
Multiple alien life forms found during their strange ritual.

[pic]

I believe there are enough aliens in this country, we definitely do not need aliens from out of this world because (see first half of sentence).
What exactly are you implying with this pic? Please further specify. Seems to me you're mocking a "ritual" here. Unless it's just me here pulling stuff outta my... Mouth here.
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-03-07 17:06:05
I think he's complaining about Mexicans takin' his jerbs.

Watch out, endlessdamage; you might start to come off as a little bit racis'
Title: .
Post by: Jenova's Witness on 2011-03-07 20:01:38
.
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: sl1982 on 2011-03-07 20:12:32
20 bucks says we'll be getting "Jenova's Witesses" within the year.

*ahem*
I formally request that my name be changed to Jenova's Witness.

The change it :P
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-03-07 20:12:58
20 bucks says we'll be getting "Jenova's Witesses" within the year.

*ahem*
I formally request that my name be changed to Jenova's Witness.

If you're talking about your name here, do this:

Profile > Account Settings > Name
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: Jaitsu on 2011-03-07 20:43:39
seems i have started a trend here... i am now Jaitsu Strife :P


http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=199   <---- lulz
Title: .
Post by: Jenova's Witness on 2011-03-07 20:49:03
.
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: Opine on 2011-03-07 21:01:18
If you're talking about your name here, do this:

Profile > Account Settings > Name
lol, why explain how to do it, and then steal the poor guy's idea!
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: Covarr on 2011-03-07 21:22:42
If you're talking about your name here, do this:

Profile > Account Settings > Name
lol, why explain how to do it, and then steal the poor guy's idea!
Well, he got what was coming to him.
Title: .
Post by: Jenova's Witness on 2011-03-07 21:25:54
.
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2011-03-07 22:53:08
I think he's complaining about Mexicans takin' his jerbs.

Watch out, endlessdamage; you might start to come off as a little bit racis'
Yes, he might want to cut it out. I'm no mod or anything to have the power to do so, but I am a Mexican, born and raised in the U.S.

What he displayed and what he had to say about it; I take that as a major insult.
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: sl1982 on 2011-03-07 23:03:14
I think he's complaining about Mexicans takin' his jerbs.

Watch out, endlessdamage; you might start to come off as a little bit racis'
Yes, he might want to cut it out. I'm no mod or anything to have the power to do so, but I am a Mexican, born and raised in the U.S.

What he displayed and what he had to say about it; I take that as a major insult.

Endlessdamage, consider this a verbal warning to keep these kinds of thoughts to your self. Start offending people and I will have to do something about it.
Title: Re: Alien life found
Post by: endlessdamage on 2011-03-08 14:21:25
I think he's complaining about Mexicans takin' his jerbs.

Watch out, endlessdamage; you might start to come off as a little bit racis'
Yes, he might want to cut it out. I'm no mod or anything to have the power to do so, but I am a Mexican, born and raised in the U.S.

What he displayed and what he had to say about it; I take that as a major insult.

Endlessdamage, consider this a verbal warning to keep these kinds of thoughts to your self. Start offending people and I will have to do something about it.

I do apologize sir, 'twas only a bit of a joke. The closest I am to racist is saying that I love looking at spanish girls =]