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Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: The SaiNt on 2001-11-19 15:41:00
http://www.humanforsale.com/
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: Alhexx on 2001-11-19 15:48:00
HOLY COW !

 - Alhexx
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: ficedula on 2001-11-19 15:52:00
Heh, looking at the sample profiles I'm gonna be worth a lot :grin:
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: J*** H******* on 2001-11-19 19:30:00
Message!
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Post by: M0T on 2001-11-19 19:47:00
Dammit I did the worth thng but now they want $2.95!!! On paypal!!! Paypal don't accept Solo cards Grrrrrrrr
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: Joey on 2001-11-20 01:05:00
No, daddy, I do't want to be a giglo! Don't sell me!

Just joking

None of this is true.
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: Joey on 2001-11-20 01:26:00
Well, for me I would sell my body to science so that they would make me an android/cyborg  :grin: :razz:
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: The SaiNt on 2001-11-20 02:57:00
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On 2001-11-19 15:47, M0T wrote:
Dammit I did the worth thng but now they want $2.95!!! On paypal!!! Paypal don't accept Solo cards Grrrrrrrr

Imagine if they told you, that's how much you're worth.
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: Joey on 2001-11-20 08:40:00
I'd buy him and keep him as a sex slave for my girlfriend and my personal punching bag.  :smile:
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Post by: Joey on 2001-11-20 08:54:00
Jari Huttunen: Maybe the author of the article played Yuri's Revenge and the idea of putting civilans into grinders grinded him little money.  :roll:

The human body IS NOT GRINDED for raw materials. It has to be processed. The skeleton can be processed into calcium, the soft parts into manure(That's why fruit trees in the graveyard have extremely tasty fruit) and a lot of other uses. Don't let a magazine article make you stupid.
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: Sephiroth 3D on 2001-11-20 10:15:00
So Joey... You would buy someone to pleasure your girlfriend? Why?

Sephiroth 3D

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Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: mirex on 2001-11-20 11:59:00
:grin:
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Post by: Ant on 2001-11-20 12:55:00
Sephiroth 3D:  :wink:

What joeys byatch does when she ses him naked: Wow Joey,  :eek: , that would be pretty impressive..................................................................................................
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...if you were 5. :smile:  Keep it real Joey.

Plus you meant you would buy MOT and keep him as a gimp for you and a punching bag for your girlfriend.
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: M0T on 2001-11-20 19:21:00
Can't you please your own girlfreind joey, and I would use you as my punching bag sin I own JOO ASS!!!!




:grin:
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: M0T on 2001-11-20 19:23:00
Also I know I would be worth more than $2.95, at least $3.10  :wink:
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Post by: Darkness on 2001-11-20 20:56:00
hehe..... you guys are way to mean to joey =)
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Post by: M0T on 2001-11-20 22:33:00
Joey used to be way mean to us pretending he worked at square. Although he is very nice in the fact he said that I could have sex with his girlfriend  :grin:
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: MMiller8 on 2001-11-21 00:12:00
Mr. Skeptic in me smells a scam which not only rakes in $3 per person, but gets a ton of advertising info too!
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Post by: Darkness on 2001-11-21 00:21:00
m0t-> oh yeah. how could i forget?
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Post by: Joey on 2001-11-21 00:39:00
MOT can't take jokes.  :roll:

Why can't we forget about the past?

Ever watch 2 men work as a bra designer in Truimph? Just watch La Brassiere. My gal thinks that it's sick but it's a very good idea to make men appreciate women with big boobs. For a 15/16 year old gal, she has nice boobs(let's say, 36D) as a result of her alchemy with essential oils. She is the most perfect girl I've ever met. She is good in studies, sports, martial arts, magic(She comes form Ireland and is not a christian). She backs me up on whatever I do. If she visits this messageboard, she will surely do lots of bashing to those who diss me so I didin't tell her about this board.

MOT: If that made you mad, I'm sorry.
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Post by: M0T on 2001-11-21 14:20:00
its ok joey, I'm not mad, im just going to eat your children....Im a bad bad man.

Nah not mad just bemused.
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Post by: Darkness on 2001-11-21 14:37:00
hehe
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Post by: Sephiroth 3D on 2001-11-21 19:55:00
I don't bash Joey, since he has yet to be mean to me.

And Joey... That's a good thing. Thanks. :smile:

Sephiroth 3D

"I don't understand..." "You don't have to understand." - Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

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Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: Goku7 on 2001-11-22 00:15:00
Well, like they say, "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn."

Joey: Just out of curiousity, if you did tell her about this messageboard, you're saying that she would definitely visit it, and indeed use some very harsh words on the people who have dissed you?

Joining a forum simply to bash the people who "diss" the person you love doesn't sound very smart.  But, it does show that she's very committed to you, to go that far.

Technical note:  That's odd, in the message preview, every time there's an apostrophe in the message, it automatically inserts a "/" in front of it, as if it were mistaking it for some sort of HTML tag.....
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: Darkness on 2001-11-22 00:25:00
joey has never replied to me specifically.
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Post by: mirex on 2001-11-22 11:57:00
Question: Who knows how to convert those metrics '36D' to some other, european lets say.
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Post by: Joey on 2001-11-22 23:43:00
She dosen't open a new account, but rather use mine, one way or another. She has visited this board before, and called everyone here geeks when I thrashed her messageboard(about magic) by saying that everyone there read too much fairytales. But fortunately, she forgot this messageboard. Everyone who knows here agrees that she is the Amazoness as she is wild and destructive when mad. She can be very bad and good at the same time. Her grandparents were hippies.  :grin:
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Post by: Sukaeto on 2001-11-23 02:32:00
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On 2001-11-20 04:40, Joey wrote:
I'd buy him and keep him as a sex slave for my girlfriend and my personal punching bag.  :smile:


Statements like these are why Joey gets bashed.  Joey, you DESERVE to be made fun of for saying something so stupid.

Maybe if you'd stop talking, everyone would stop  making fun of you.
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: Joey on 2001-11-23 06:59:00
 :isee:  :z It's just a joke. I'll try to disable that feature.
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Post by: Ant on 2001-11-23 09:40:00
Mirex: 36D = huaaaage!!!, especially for a 10 yr old which i guess is what Joey is into  :naughty:
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: mirex on 2001-11-23 11:46:00
:grin: :grin:

but, how huge ? compare to something.
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: Ant on 2001-11-23 14:12:00
I dunno x-actly, try doing a search for cup sizes if you are that interested.
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Post by: M0T on 2001-11-23 22:34:00
Well not mutant size but big at any rate.
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: Joey on 2001-11-24 00:21:00
Just imagine Yuna's boobs, not pulled down by her clothing.
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Post by: Goku7 on 2001-11-24 00:31:00
Uh, don't you think it's getting a LITTLE too graphic for all the possible 10 year olds who may be coming across this board?

Besides, why would you care what a size 36D is?  It's not like you're planning on getting her or something, right?  

Just leave it at "big enough for him to brag about their size".
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Post by: MMiller8 on 2001-11-24 01:10:00
If they're really ten (and male), they'll probably appreciate it!  :grin:

BTW:  about my new avatar.  It it cool?  Does it positively drip 'suave and debonair'?  Does it make me look fat???  I wanna know how to upload my own avatar.  Preferably one who is screaming.  I think it would fit my personality better.  Hey, I gotta be me!
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Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: J*** H******* on 2001-11-24 01:28:00
Message!
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Post by: MMiller8 on 2001-11-24 01:32:00
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I don't think that seeing a nipple will cause your head to explode.

It won't; I can vouch for that. :naughty:

EDIT>   IT WAS THE HORMONES, I TELL YOU!  THEY MADE ME COMMENT!  THEY'VE RIPPED OUT THE BACKSPACE BUTTON!  Thay went to go get some playboys, so I can type this for now.  I'd better go... I hear them coming back... lord KNOWS what they'd make me post....  n - n - n - noooooooooooo!
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Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: chowderhead on 2001-11-24 02:00:00
Jari:  Hfics, huh?  Yeah, it's prolly something really sick-like sailormoon hentia...  :smile:
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: J*** H******* on 2001-11-24 02:09:00
Message!
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Post by: chowderhead on 2001-11-24 02:21:00
*ahem*  not to turn this into some kind of pr0n swap meet, the Fanfic Revolution does have some pretty good stuff-and in the beginning, all they did was SM-their link is on the anime turnpike.  

And no joey, I will not post it here. :razz:
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Post by: Goku7 on 2001-11-24 03:45:00
It's not that I'm worried about the exploding-head stuff, but the fact that I have an overprotective father when it comes to material like that.  Plus, he'd probably have half a mind to ground me for happening to come across the 36D question in this thread.

Just how overprotective?  He still sends me out of the room if there's even a slightly suggestive scene on TV, even though I'm legally old enough to get into those "NC-17" rated movies.  Not that I would want to watch them, though.

My dad isn't the only one whose like that though.  I'm just trying to keep it from going too far south so other people who have albeit nosely parents like mine won't have to worry about it.
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Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: Joey on 2001-11-26 08:25:00
It must be hell having a dad like this.......
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Post by: mirex on 2001-11-26 12:06:00
:grin:

Anyhow I still would like to know what is that size. Is here somebody from europe, who could transfer it to our sizes ? (0-4)

I just want to know what are we talking about.
Title: And you thought you were worthless...
Post by: The SaiNt on 2001-11-30 13:37:00
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On 2001-11-23 21:28, Jari Huttunen wrote:
Goku7: Graphic? Nah. Adolescent, yes. Stupid, possibly. But I don't think that this stuff will give mental scars to any ten year olds. Besides, there probably are not too many 10 year olds reading this, I think that the youngest member is 13 or 14? That will probably give some idea about guests ages as well.

I think I remember reading an article in a local magazine, about some people actually wondering, how come this person's nipple is a black patch like they have in the magazines?
*hint* censored :wink:
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Post by: Darkness on 2001-11-30 21:10:00
i was 15 when i came here....... i think
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Post by: Sephiroth 3D on 2001-12-01 21:51:00
Hey, I'm totally legal now (able to drink and everything!) so I really don't care about sensorship here. Just so long as he aren't pointing to links and posting images of the ficts. That's just sick. Almost as sick as the F*ucked up Sailor Moon Hentai I came across where Darien (Tuxedo Mask) screwed Reene! (his daughter from the future!)

Now THAT'S absolutly sick! And don't even get me started on Gundam Wing Yaoi!

Sephiroth 3D

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