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From: [email protected] (Tzimon Yliaster)
Subject: WORKING: Undine Evocation
Date: Sun, 2 Oct 1994 02:42:46 GMT
Purpose/Intent:
The intent behind this ritual is the evocation of an Undine, which is an
elemental of watery elements. It can be applied as easily to an
electronic sea as a watery one. This working aims to create or draw an
unidine from water and send it off into the Digital Aethyr (another sort
of ocean altogether).
Needed:
A body of water
A fire
Gold Circle Prophylactics (optional?)
Material to Sculpt into a Fetish
The Working:
1. All line up before the fire, which should be built a good distance from
the body of water (several yards at least).
1.5. Each participant sticks a Gold Circle Prophylactic (still in its case)
on their head, over the ajna-chakra.
2. One of the participants shouts out "HUT!", and all charge at top speed
to the body of water.
3. Each participants cups some water in hir hands and then proceeds slowly
back to the fire. During this walk back, they should repeat a state-
ment of intent, either mentally or aloud, along the lines of:
"My will is to bring forth an undine and send it into the
digital aethyr."
4. If no water remains in the cupped hands, the participant returns and gets
some more water, again and again, if needs be.
5. Each in turn casts hir handful of water onto the fire, saying the
statement of intent aloud.
6. A fetish is made in the form of the undine, and a name given it.
6.5 While the fetish is being made, one or more of the participants may
fill some vessel with water from the body of water used above, and
sprinkle it upon the other participants, "blessing" them in the name
of the evoked undine.
7. Banish by laughter; if the Prophylactics are still stuck to everyone's
foreheads, this will be relatively easy.
8. Banish the material form of the fetish in a means appropriate to its
composition. For example, if the fetish has been made from sand, it
can simply be left for the tide or wind to wash a way. A wooden one
should be burnt or fed to termites.
NOTES:
This working was performed on 9/30 by a small group of chaotes at Ocean
Beach in San Francisco. The most noticeable effect until the present
moment was the conjuration of a large, drunken/stoned fellow named Cody,
and his silent friend. Cody regailed said group of Chaotes with what
could only be described as "white noise". However, there did seem to be
connection with members of the working group. For example, Cody had, in
his own words, been "turned on to magick" by the book "Be Here Now" by
Ram Dass (same as yours truly). He spent much of the evening regaling us
with non-gender specific "fart jokes" and disjointed statements about
Haiti, Wicca, Satanism, action movies, and other sounds far too
incoherent to describe here. If there has *ever* been a human embodiment
of line noise, it was Cody.
The name of the Undine evoked in this case was Jeremy, the Holy Undine of
Wetness and Line Noise.
From: [email protected] (Wednesday)
Date: 2 Oct 1994 15:10:27 -0500
You forgot the Will, the Wand, the Sacrament:
Mentos.
The Freshmaker.
>1.5. Each participant sticks a Gold Circle Prophylactic (still in its case)
> on their head, over the ajna-chakra.
Which fits nicely in between glasses and a hatbrim.
>7. Banish by laughter; if the Prophylactics are still stuck to everyone's
> foreheads, this will be relatively easy.
And you can burn (or boil) the sacrament.
>The name of the Undine evoked in this case was Jeremy, the Holy Undine of
>Wetness and Line Noise.
Filk upcoming.
Jeremy crashed
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Oh god Joey.... is that what you get up to in your spare time?
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Not really. My girlfriend sent me this and I posted it here.
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Joey -- girlfriend -- post #666. Coincidence?
It's the end of the world, I tell you!! The Apocalypse is drawing near!! :laugh:
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haha.... i think it already happened....... i missed it, i was on my computer at the time.
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Strange....most people only say that when me and my girl decide to play a prank....This is definetely something new.
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So thats your girlfriends E-mail address is it Joey.... heh heh heh! Maybe we should E-mail her to find out what you're realy like!
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Ok Hi everyone Joey joey .... still around pissing people off i see :smile: much changed around here? i have been away frum this board for awhile.. finals are coming up.. sheesh .. someone email joeys girl for a picture.. I would actually like to see her pic.. and joey i never did get to see a pic of you...
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Personally, I think that Joey's Avatar is a characture of him... And that's close enough to a picture for me.
Sephiroth 3D
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lol! hey caddberry... i guess i should be getting ready for my finals too... oops.
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Oh god and I have a Pure and Applied Maths exam soon aswell.... better start learning those damm awfull formulae :weep:
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Yeah, I have a paper I really need to write. Especially since it's due in... 4-5 hours from now...
Sephiroth 3D
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Tzimon Yliaster.... is that your Girlfriends name Joey??????
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Of course not! The author of this article isn't her!
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damm
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If she knew this she.......
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She would have already summoned one to bring Death and Destruction to her enemies?
Is that what you where going to say Joey? :laugh:
Sephiroth 3D
"I don't understand..." "You don't have to understand." - Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
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No. Although she can summon but she won't use them for meaningless stuff. Maybe she will kill me.
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OK :laugh:
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don't be so happy. Maybe she wont.
:smile:
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If I could get to Joey............... :razz: