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Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-13 01:49:00
"The Mourning"

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely,
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away,

He sang of far off places,
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers,
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window,
And crushed his @#%$ing head,

I'm not a morning person.


i thought this was worth sharing: i still laugh every time i read it. (But maybe thats jsut because theres a lot of memories that go along with it)


[edited] 249 2001-12-13 02:51

[edited] 249 2001-12-20 23:47
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Joey on 2001-12-13 03:50:00
My friend has 10 books of extremely sick poems. Here's a few, in webdings font to prevent....you know...


"now that's what I call a real screw on the wall!",
A female reporter said, and ejaculated a lot,
"Wow, its...its...lifesize...," a few more turned sexy,
Chiew Wai protested "Ieh, I'm onlee demo only!"

"Could we...fuck?" someone said, masturbating,
Fatty said,"Think I'll go, maybe I'm disturbing,
"Whiet! Whiet!" Chiew Wai called but was pulled by a girl,
Who proceeded to expose the swollen genital.

"Ooooh, big, ah, what a dear," came a few reporters in unison,
Chiew Wai turned red, worse than an onion,
"Ieh, I ah, fitteen years onlee, hiow to hiave siex?"
Chiew Wai pleaded, his dick turned black.


The author of the sick poem lives in Petaling, Malaysia.
To view: Copy the webdings text and paste it onto notepad.
 
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-13 21:06:00
i proabably could have lived without have to have sen that... i wonder is anyone can read webdings.... seems like a useful skill.... cause you never know then some is going to post a POEM in it...
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-13 21:17:00
Spoiler: show
Theres always the spoiler tag, joey :smile:
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Joey on 2001-12-13 23:41:00
So, that's what the spoiler does.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-13 23:54:00
yup, great huh?
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Anonymous on 2001-12-14 00:34:00
how does one use a spoiler?
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-14 00:38:00
that was me opps...
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-14 01:09:00
bbcode:
Code: [Select]
[spoiler] i like pie [/spoiler]

hmmm.... that didnt work too well........
[edited] 249 2001-12-14 02:09
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-14 01:10:00
[ spoiler ] i like pie [ /spoiler ] without the spaces
[edited] 249 2001-12-14 02:12
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-14 02:39:00
oh... :z
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Ant on 2001-12-14 08:03:00
"now that's what I call a real screw on the wall!",
A female reporter said, and ejaculated a lot,
"Wow, its...its...lifesize...," a few more turned sexy,
Chiew Wai protested "Ieh, I'm onlee demo only!"

"Could we...fuck?" someone said, masturbating,
Fatty said,"Think I'll go, maybe I'm disturbing,
"Whiet! Whiet!" Chiew Wai called but was pulled by a girl,
Who proceeded to expose the swollen genital.

"Ooooh, big, ah, what a dear," came a few reporters in unison,
Chiew Wai turned red, worse than an onion,
"Ieh, I ah, fitteen years onlee, hiow to hiave siex?"
Chiew Wai pleaded, his dick turned black.

I think that lost something in the translation.... :smile:
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-14 13:19:00
i wonder why some one would write that? kinda of funny though.

Spoiler: show
yea it worked.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-14 21:19:00
thats digusting.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-14 22:12:00
not digusting just classicly funny. didn't you read it in notepad? :???:
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-14 22:27:00
its not even really a poem. how stupid.  -_-
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-14 22:49:00
pesimist
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-14 22:57:00
optimists are backwards.....
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-14 23:10:00
yea but so are pesimists. either is bad you need to have a mix of both. or more desierable 2 personalities. one excessivly happy one always mad.  you could havea tv show.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-14 23:12:00
yes, backwards to optimists.

its my own little twisted for of the Reflexive property
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Joey on 2001-12-15 10:40:00
Well, I know why someone would do that. For your info, the characters in his poems are real people consisting of his teachers in school and people that he hates. That Chiew Wai guy really speaks like that and he is irratating to my friend, so he's in the book. He got canned by the dicipline teacher for a few times and...

Spoiler: show

"Eh, where did Mr. f***er went to? " A reporter asked Lemmes,
Who cried, "I AKAN BEAT ATAS KAU PUNYA CLITORIS!",
(It's malay+english, translation = I will beat on your clitoris)
"DARE UNTUK CALL SAYA f***ER!" Lemmes protested,
(Dare to call me f***er!)
The reporter shirecked and her clitoris deflated.


Lemmes = Lend me your vagina (Rearranged from his dicipline teacher's name, Mr. Ramasinggam)

Fatty f***er = His Gym teacher's nickname, very fat. My friend hates him because he forces him to play football when he prefers to play magic cards.

I can be an optimist and a pessimist at the same time(I talk a lot.)
I can be anyone anytime once I get a person's behavior pattern. So is my girlfriend but she is much, much more destructive than me.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Joey on 2001-12-15 10:47:00
My friend has 10 of this books. I have book 9 with me.  :roll:
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Anonymous on 2001-12-15 17:46:00
[spolier]one just has to wonder why. that was even weirder that the first one....ok you havea girlfriend does you friend have one? oh well. i whish i have poem like thoes to share :weep:[/spoiler]
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-15 17:47:00
that was me... thought i was logged in.....
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: M0T on 2001-12-15 22:47:00
Spoiler: show
 There once was a woman from venus,
Whose body was shaped like a peni....


sorry, that was very old and bad :(
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-15 23:10:00
lol. that was very old
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-16 01:02:00
why the spolier? wasn't that bad considering JOEY'S poem. aheemm. but even that was funny....ish oh well
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Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-16 01:22:00
i think it was kind of a 'making fun of joey' type of thing.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: vvalentine on 2001-12-16 03:13:00
I think that the guy who wrote that poem is a little bit disturbed, other than that it was funny.  
How would this forum be without Joey?

-vvalentine
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-16 03:55:00
proabaly smarter. but not as much fun :) :wink:
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: M0T on 2001-12-16 13:09:00
Smarter? Definatly, but then who would we have to take out our frustrations on, when we have had a baad day?:wink:
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-16 16:54:00
i think having this board without joey would be completely negative.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-16 18:48:00
and we wouldn't have joey to dump on about the fact that he's not there.  :z not sure if this made any sense
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Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-16 18:55:00
wow. am i the only one who isnt totally flaming right now?
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-16 19:36:00
no... i'm just pointing stuff out
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-16 20:09:00
what the heck do you think a flame is?
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-16 20:26:00
like shouting "you f*c*ing piece of sh*t" and so on back and forth
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-16 20:31:00
thats pointing stuff out.... in a way.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: vvalentine on 2001-12-16 21:38:00
Yeah, it's definately fun to have Joey here.  Every time I see one of his posts or replies I try to look at it.  It is almost guaranteed that I will have a good laugh :laugh:.  Like that post about summoning, I just couldn't stop laughing in the computer lab.  I mean this in a good way.  I think Joey is a smart person, but I think it's cool for Joey to post silly stuff.

-vvalentine
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Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-16 22:22:00
i agree.....to an extent
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-17 00:49:00
darkness: do you remember our little debate about optimist and pesimests? i think it applies here.

i've only been here for 4 days and i already read joey as loyaly as i read 'ann landers' (one of the q&A people in the news paper here) and for the same reason. i like to laugh at the pathetic people in the 'ann landers coloum. and joey makes me laugh because he makes people see pathetic. i mean this in a good way of course
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: chowderhead on 2001-12-17 01:06:00
This board without Joey?  God forbid it!  If anything, the boy's got balls-or enormous amounts of faulty brain cells.  Or maybe both...
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-17 01:17:00
i believe they are the same thing
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: vvalentine on 2001-12-17 03:21:00
LOL :laugh:.

I wonder if Joey is reading this.

Joey:  Don't get this the wrong way, but I think if this board was only made with "intelligent" comments, it would suck big time.  I'm not saying that your posts are not intelligent (some of them are, I mean intelligent), but they are always funny in a way.

-vvalentine :D
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Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-17 03:52:00
im leaning towards both.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-17 04:26:00
it's odd that joey hasn't said anything on this so far. wonder if her sprained someting alughing at us...... -_-
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Joey on 2001-12-20 06:44:00
First of all, I'm a guy.

Secondly, I can take bashings.

Thridly, I'm very busy testing games, writing reviews and stories so I don't have much time going online.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-20 13:15:00
oh....i wish I could test games. for some reason i saw you as being in school still. guess that was wrong.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-20 20:54:00
a lot of game testers are still school age. a lot of the early starcraft pros were hired to test RTSs.

however, i do not believe that joey does this.
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: PurpleSmurf on 2001-12-20 22:08:00
joey: thoes first and second thing go together
Title: Poetry - Close Me
Post by: Darkness on 2001-12-20 22:34:00
ok, fice. i see your point. this topic doesnt have one. you should close it.