Santa Clause is a stalker.,.. *nods*

[The_Scarred_Raven]

"Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!"

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake


For goodness sake kids... be naughty! SO this creepy, fat, old guy, doesn't come to your house come Christmas night.

*sorry, i have a lame sense of humor.... and got bored...*
O.O

[The Seer of Shadows]

lol That's fine.  At least, this made ME laugh
You don't think about things like this when you're a kid.

[The_Scarred_Raven]

It induced laughter!?!?!?!?!?!??!
 

Well this pathetic attempt at humor was now made meaningful! ^.^

Then again, it might only be a pity laugh. 
Way to dash my hopes and dreams!

[drfeelgud88]

Hmm, I guess you need Shadowseer and my help in making a comedy act! 
Na j/k, but seriously it's true, now it looks like Santa is stalking you but when you were a kid, the thought of Santa seeing you when you're sleeping and knowing when you're awake was an honor! 

[The Seer of Shadows]

I laugh easily.  No, it wan't a pity laugh, but I do see that you are bored indeed.

You know what else people don't question as kids?  How does Santa handle that fall down the chimney?  He's an old fat guy!  We wouldn't find presents in the morning, we'd find an awkwardly dressed man mortally injured in the fireplace whom we'd have to rush off to the emergency room first thing in the morning (or rather, that would be the case for the family of the first house he visits).

Or is Santa a character from Advent Children, who can defy the laws of physics and survive any fall at any velocity?  I suppose he takes one big leap out the chimney through the fireplace to get out of the house as well, a la Cloud.

[Kudistos Megistos]

I never realised before, but that's fucking creepy dude! Santa is a pedofork!