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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #25 on: 2010-07-14 05:23:14 »
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4. Lara Croft rumor
Someone says that Tomb Raider starlet Lara Croft is obtainable in Final Fantasy VII. He believes in breeding two gold chocobos and improving them to S Class. Once doing so, beat Joe twelve times and he will be replaced by a new rider. Beat the rider three times, and you will receive the item with no name. With Tifa in your party, leave the Gold Saucer and Tifa will talk about the mysterious item. Show her the item, and the screen will go blank. When vision returns, Tifa will transform into Lara Croft.

Personal Opinion:.......... - Reno

Personal Opinion:Self Explanitory... Rude

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How's about someone get some Lara Croft models and send The Turk Alliance put a video on youtube of you having Lara in your party? All kinds of fun there. :D (they haven't updated in a long time)

And as for something that actually contributes:

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21. Aire Tam Storm
Emerald Weapon's Aire Tam Storm attack can be weakened>. This is achieved by minimalising the number of materia equipped. Damage to a character is determined by the amount of materia a character is holding, multiplied by 1111. For example, a character equipped with five materia will receive 5555 hp damage.

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I don't know if any of you knew about this, but that's actually something quite useful.
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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #26 on: 2010-07-14 07:22:06 »
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21. Aire Tam Storm
Emerald Weapon's Aire Tam Storm attack can be weakened. This is achieved by minimalising the number of materia equipped. Damage to a character is determined by the amount of materia a character is holding, multiplied by 1111. For example, a character equipped with five materia will receive 5555 hp damage.

Status: TRUE

I don't know if any of you knew about this, but that's actually something quite useful.

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(I thought everyone already knew about that.  In fact, one of the strategies to defeating Emerald is to stick two materia on a character with a max HP stat of 9,999 so that you enter "All Lucky 7s" mode whenever Aire Tam Storm hits.)

Quick Trivia: Aire Tam is "maT eriaA" backwards (read: materia).

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #27 on: 2010-07-14 12:16:34 »
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4. Lara Croft rumor
Someone says that Tomb Raider starlet Lara Croft is obtainable in Final Fantasy VII. He believes in breeding two gold chocobos and improving them to S Class. Once doing so, beat Joe twelve times and he will be replaced by a new rider. Beat the rider three times, and you will receive the item with no name. With Tifa in your party, leave the Gold Saucer and Tifa will talk about the mysterious item. Show her the item, and the screen will go blank. When vision returns, Tifa will transform into Lara Croft.

Personal Opinion:.......... - Reno

Personal Opinion:Self Explanitory... Rude

Status: False (PROVED)

Hmm...I do have the Tomb Raider 2 model......This one is actually rather tempting :P

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #28 on: 2010-07-14 12:23:02 »
How about Barret transforming into Chuck Norris?

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #29 on: 2010-07-14 13:01:30 »
Quick Trivia: Aire Tam is "maT eriaA" backwards (read: materia).
To think that the original name was Emerald Big Bang...

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #30 on: 2010-07-14 14:21:29 »
What?  Really?  How lame is that!

... Or is that just another FF7 rumor you just made up?  That's very clever ;)

(jk)

The original name of Fat-Chocobo was "HO-LY cow, that chicken is huge!!" ;D

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #31 on: 2010-07-14 15:13:22 »
... Or is that just another FF7 rumor you just made up?  That's very clever ;)
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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #32 on: 2010-07-14 17:56:55 »
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(I thought everyone already knew about that.  In fact, one of the strategies to defeating Emerald is to stick two materia on a character with a max HP stat of 9,999 so that you enter "All Lucky 7s" mode whenever Aire Tam Storm hits.)

Quick Trivia: Aire Tam is "maT eriaA" backwards (read: materia).

Truth is, I've only fought Emerald three or four times, despite how many times I've played through. :P

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #33 on: 2010-07-15 02:07:58 »
I've never fought Emerald.  Period.  Except this one time when I accidentally ran into him while my party's levels were still quite low.  I just ran away.

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« Reply #34 on: 2010-07-15 14:06:36 »
I fought him loads of times, but only once properly. In the end, I just gave up because I got bored of the knights of the round animation.

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #35 on: 2010-07-15 16:06:26 »
If you complete the game with perfect score etch. you get a hentai orgy ending with all the main characters, including a revived Aeris. Bugenhagen is the main pimp.   ::)

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #36 on: 2010-07-15 16:17:08 »
If you complete the game with perfect score etch. you get a hentai orgy ending with all the main characters, including a revived Aeris. Bugenhagen is the main pimp.   ::)

Someone has to make this mod

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #37 on: 2010-07-15 16:40:19 »
Only three of the main characters are female so it wouldn't exactly be...

... well, anything I'd ever want to watch :o

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #38 on: 2010-07-15 18:58:52 »
Only three of the main characters are female so it wouldn't exactly be...

... well, anything I'd ever want to watch :o
Could always edit main crew to be females. Already got a ready made field animation for cloud :P

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #39 on: 2010-07-15 19:44:28 »
Bugenhagen as an old granny wouldn't really make the scene any better, actually...

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #40 on: 2010-07-15 19:52:27 »
Bugenhagen as an old granny wouldn't really make the scene any better, actually...

Pfft, he wouldn't be an old granny, he'd be a sophisticated brothel madam ;D

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #41 on: 2010-07-15 19:59:40 »
well, i heard if you play the game often enough for like.. 13 years, and frequent certain modding forums, you can unlock a highrez cloud model that looks something like this :P


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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #42 on: 2010-07-15 20:48:47 »
well, i heard if you play the game often enough for like.. 13 years, and frequent certain modding forums, you can unlock a highrez cloud model  :-P
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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #43 on: 2010-07-15 21:05:59 »
If you buy the vacation home after solving the mysteries of the ancient cave you'll be treated to a Jenova tentacle raping Aeriths dead body scene.

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #44 on: 2010-07-16 05:06:11 »
The ESRB will have to re-rate this game.

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #45 on: 2010-07-17 23:29:38 »
I remember a while back on a forum with cheats for Ff7, that there was an Aeris's credit card. xD I remember being stupid enough to search for it in her house by the clock.

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #46 on: 2010-07-18 00:06:23 »
How's about someone get some Lara Croft models and send The Turk Alliance put a video on youtube of you having Lara in your party? All kinds of fun there. :D (they haven't updated in a long time)

If you do that, Halkun will rape you ;D

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #47 on: 2010-07-18 00:12:00 »
Did y'all know that I'm an unlockable character in FF7? You need to use 1000 Phoenix Downs on Aerith before she dies, and then a cool-looking guy named Covarr will join your party at the start of the next disc.

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #48 on: 2010-07-18 01:15:53 »
Did y'all know that I'm an unlockable character in FF7?

OMG So am I!  What're your limit breaks?

By the way, if you play the Fur Elise on the piano, you unlock Tifa's secret second level 4 limit break, which has a base power of 248, ignores defense, drains damage, and involves her taking her top off.

EDIT: Sorry, that's the piano in her bedroom I'm talking about.  If you play the Fur Elise on the piano in the Shinra Mansion, Beethoven joins the party.

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Re: Rumors you'd make up in FF7
« Reply #49 on: 2010-07-18 05:11:26 »
Did y'all know that I'm an unlockable character in FF7?

OMG So am I!  What're your limit breaks?
I don't have any limits. Additionally, I can't use spell or command materia.

What I can do is level up faster, have higher-sloping stats, and 2x AP growth (no help for ultima weapon, since 2*0 is still 0).