http://whiskerino.org/2009/_img/beards/2009/418/_img/418_011810_o.jpg here, that one has me in it, I took it for a beard festival I was a part of (Whiskerino for those interested), if you want one without me, I can probably dig one up
Very nice.

Up to you - I'd love to see, if it's no trouble, but it's okay if you can't be arsed to dig it up, as well.

I'm not real...
You know, as your mental degeneration progresses, I've found myself questioning if you aren't really an advanced chatbot sent back in time from the future. Your logic reads like a chatbot. And often your sentences consist of the intelligence and ordering of a chatbot.
OMG, it's a Cyberdyne Systems T-1337, otherwise known as Trollinator!

The most advanced infiltrator unit ever built.

Akshually, the idea that this all could be just one HUEG Turing-test and we are dealing with an AI that got an Intertubes-access and trolls peoplez for laughs tickles my fancy greatly indeed.
