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Title: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-12 22:23:22
Hermoor: The band! (http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/groupe-groupe-Hermoor-l-en.html)

I wonder whether that's the kind of music he listens to? :3

I've also found out that our little friend got banned from the Blender Artists forums. I haven't found the offending posts, but I noticed that someone called "Namssil" also got banned, and that person hated American "Barbie dolls" and thought that he would be the most successful man in the world, seeing other humans as ants.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-12 22:25:37
I would expect only Leighos Kudistos Megistos to find this! Nobody else!

Also, LOL to the band and as for the "being banned" thing, not surprised. Do you think he brought up this site at all?
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-12 23:22:25
Do you think he brought up this site at all?

A search suggests he didn't mention us when he was at that site. It makes sense; he probably didn't want people finding out how he behaved when he was here.

He did make references to us (http://forums.revora.net/index.php?act=Search&nav=au&CODE=show&searchid=3ebf1b10646f6b21e4651363411fe95d&search_in=posts&result_type=posts) at another blender forum that he got banned from
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-12 23:46:45
I read some of that. Seems he's not wanted/welcomed at yet another forum. Again, no surprise.

One of the people on there (I guess a mod), said he was a twisted individual. I liked that comment. :p
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-12 23:48:58
So that's three forums that we know of... ;D

He also has a tendency to start fights in the comments threads of YouTube videos. (unfortunately, they won't ban him unless he posts porn or makes gross copyright violations)
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-12 23:51:01
I didn't read up on the whole affair though.

It seems he was banned at that site before, but why? Same reason? Someone didn't agree with him and he attacked everybody?

Also, sadness about the part that he is boasting about his "spamming" methods.  :-\
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Covarr on 2010-10-13 00:38:41
I didn't know hermoor was a LotR fan. I'm not surprised, but I am definitely saddened. He makes us all look bad.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-13 00:42:29
Yeah, I love LotR.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-10-13 00:47:26
I like how he refers to having his internet pals supporting him when he did the porn spam.  As if he came with his army.  He had, like, one person helping him, if I remember correctly.

Also, this:

Quote
Just because they are mods and happen to be old they think they know better than the new generation.

"New generation".  That made me laugh a bit ;D Again, he implies that he has masses of people on his side.  Is he schitz?
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: pyrozen on 2010-10-13 02:35:35
lol, and the saga continues. With a bit of creative writing i think Square could actually base the next FF game on this epic tale. But one has to wonder, once Hermoor is banned from the internet entirely, and without actually people to talk to, how can he possibly get his trolling kicks anymore? Me thinks he needs some kind of twelve step program. Trolls Anonymous?

Or maybe he should just hang himself in his parents basement.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-13 03:00:39
Methinks he lives in the basement of his friend's (whom is married, and with a family of his own). Troll however could not be able to find a mate to be happy with (obvious reasons), so his friend took him in because he was simply a bum.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-10-13 03:26:46
I think his parents locked him in the basement when he was four, where he lives to this day.  They gave him a computer with wireless internet connection to keep him occupied down there, so that he'd never try and break out again.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2010-10-13 04:34:34
I think his parents locked him in the basement when he was four, where he lives to this day.  They gave him a computer with wireless internet connection to keep him occupied down there, so that he'd never try and break out again.
maybe thats what stems his obsession with fresh air and climbing tress....
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-13 04:40:31
Geez, I just can't stop laughing about the band. :D
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-13 07:04:35
I didn't know hermoor was a LotR fan.

Really? I thought it was pretty well known. It's plastered all over his YouTube profile.

lol, and the saga continues. With a bit of creative writing i think Square could actually base the next FF game on this epic tale.

It contains the key elements of a FF story. Watching him break down in that FFX thread is like watching Sephiroth turn heel and go batshit insane in the Nibelheim flashback. He even takes over from an old villain (Seifer) who he forms an allegiance with but eventually turns against him. I could be the hero, Chocobo Girl and Mako could battle it out for the role of heroine and Jari could play the hero who dies in action and makes us hate the villain even more.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2010-10-13 15:58:10
I could be the hero, Chocobo Girl and Mako could battle it out for the role of heroine and Jari could play the hero who dies in action and makes us hate the villain even more.

Don't forget me - Im the WIZARD
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-13 16:22:18
Don't forget me - Im the WIZARD

I believe he said we're both wizards. Apparently, Japanese and Ancient Greek are both wizard languages.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Jaitsu on 2010-10-13 18:35:01
i'm the raving lunatic who dies from laughing at the hermoor posts, causing widespread hatred among other geeks :P lol, a band
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2010-10-13 21:08:26
i think we have the potential for Qhimm fantasy 1
:P
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-13 21:16:49
Weren't we once taking about making Jari the cat into a FF7 enemy? I'm sure we were. Yes. He was supposed to replace the Master Tonberry.

Of course, Hermoor the troll would replace the goblins on goblin island.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: pyrozen on 2010-10-13 22:13:12
actually, i imagine hermoor as looking more like tonberry, with the fatness, the cloak, and overall slow movement. Plus, hermoor has the mystic power of the norse gods, which enables him to make very damaging strikes just with a small knife :?:  The goblins are too hyper, not at all like a troll would act and masturbation would be impossible with those boxing gloves on.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-13 22:16:10
masturbation would be impossible with those boxing gloves on.

But does hermoor masturbate? I remember him saying something along the lines of "I don't do that". Maybe I'm just imagining things and he just gave the impression of being the kind of person who'd claim to never fap.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-10-14 00:01:34
He's 14, and he doesn't look at any of the right porn.  Does he even know how to masturbate?
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-14 02:43:53
He's 14, and he doesn't look at any of the right porn.  Does he even know how to masturbate?
I'm pretty sure he doesn't. Since he obviously does this (http://borgborg.org/ceiling_hermoor_motivator.jpg).
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-10-14 05:31:59
Oh man, I totally forgot about Ceiling Hermoor.  Maybe we should do a text hack of FF VII, for Qhimm Fantasy I.  Nothing major, no text re-writes, just re-names basically
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2010-10-14 14:22:23
Oh man, I totally forgot about Ceiling Hermoor.  Maybe we should do a text hack of FF VII, for Qhimm Fantasy I.  Nothing major, no text re-writes, just re-names basically

I was thinking more a full fledged game :P
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-10-14 19:56:02
So was I, originally.  Problem is, knowing us, we'd never finish it
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2010-10-14 21:56:59
how appropriate :P
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-14 21:58:05
I was thinking more a full fledged game :P

You can make Qhimm Fantasy I when you've finished with Team Avalanche ;D
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-10-14 22:15:58
I was thinking more a full fledged game :P

You can make Qhimm Fantasy I when you've finished the Team Avalanche ;D

Exactly my point
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-16 22:27:02
Guise, listen! I think Hermoor might be back. I won't say which new-ish user I suspect of being him, since I hope to see some lulz rather than just seeing him get muted.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: BlitzNCS on 2010-10-16 23:03:17
I know who you mean, but actually I won't say what I was just gonna say - I wanna see where this goes too :P

Good ol' norse mythology =D
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-16 23:06:50
He denied that link when I asked whether it's where he got his name from ;D
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: BlitzNCS on 2010-10-16 23:08:25
Yeah, but Hermoor denies a lot of things xD
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-16 23:13:08
Telling the difference between truth and lies never was his strong point. I wonder whether there's a developmental stage at which children have trouble with this distinction?
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Covarr on 2010-10-16 23:17:18
About 2-4 (occasionally 5) years old. A child may not fully comprehend the concept of truth, thinking that the desired answer is true, or that if they retell a story different from how it happened, then that's now the way it happened. For example, a young child may deny breaking a vase, because they didn't mean to do it, and they think if they believe hard enough then they won't have broken it.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-16 23:19:43
About 2-4 (occasionally 5) years old. A child may not fully comprehend the concept of truth, thinking that the desired answer is true, or that if they retell a story different from how it happened, then that's now the way it happened. For example, a young child may deny breaking a vase, because they didn't mean to do it, and they think if they believe hard enough then they won't have broken it.

That actually sounds like the way a lot of adults think ;_;

In any case, it gives us hints about Hermoor's true age, a mystery that we've been unable to solve as of yet.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-16 23:24:24
Well I for one don't get it. ???
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: BlitzNCS on 2010-10-16 23:25:48
In any case, it gives us hints about Hermoor's true age, a mystery that we've been unable to solve as of yet.
Perhaps it's like the mysteries of the universe. The answer will never be rationally conceivable to the human mind o.o
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-16 23:27:11
Well I for one don't get it. ???
Nvm. You both exchanged posts with this said individual.

I searched -blank-'s name and Norse Mythology happened to be part of a result.

I retract my previous statement -- I get it now.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-16 23:30:23
Hmm, people are working it out more quickly than I thought they would. I had the advantage of being sent a random abusive PM by that person, which was an obvious tip-off that he needed investigating.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Covarr on 2010-10-16 23:31:40
Hmm, people are working it out more quickly than I thought they would. I had the advantage of being sent a random abusive PM by that person, which was an obvious tip-off that he needed investigating.
I only know because NCS gave me a hint. I'm too trusting (read: naive) to have figured it out otherwise.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: kiteswitch on 2010-10-21 18:12:04
That actually sounds like the way a lot of adults think ;_;

Dude, you're 23. Not 13. You're not a kid anymore.
It's okay to leave mommies house now. Or maybe she should just throw you in front of a bus. Damn freeloaders. >:(
Stop stalking people on youtube and posting on forums, and go get a damn job. :?

(This post took exactly no effort to create because trolling be easy.)
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-21 19:47:32
Dude, you're 23. Not 13. You're not a kid anymore.
It's okay to leave mommies house now. Or maybe she should just throw you in front of a bus. Damn freeloaders. >:(
Stop stalking people on youtube and posting on forums, and go get a damn job. :?

(This post took exactly no effort to create because trolling be easy.)
What was the point of your post exactly? Is he going to actually listen to you if that was the case?

I don't know how you labeling some people as "free-loaders" will help you. Not everyone that lives in their parents' house is a free-loader. Family problems did you ever think of that? Or other personal problems. Let him do what he wants, that's not a priority of yours but of his. If this is how you feel about him, then keep it to yourself, chuckle at your expense, but no need to post it freely on here.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: BlitzNCS on 2010-10-21 19:57:38
Pro-tip:
Probably not the best idea to start flamin' with Kudistos. Things hermoor happen to people who do.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: sl1982 on 2010-10-21 22:33:22
That actually sounds like the way a lot of adults think ;_;

Dude, you're 23. Not 13. You're not a kid anymore.
It's okay to leave mommies house now. Or maybe she should just throw you in front of a bus. Damn freeloaders. >:(
Stop stalking people on youtube and posting on forums, and go get a damn job. :?

(This post took exactly no effort to create because trolling be easy.)

You should not do this. It tends to piss me off, and you do not want me pissed off.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-21 23:27:42
Pro-tip:
Probably not the best idea to start flamin' with Kudistos. Things hermoor happen to people who do.

If it weren't for the fact that he knows what a graphics card is, I'd think it was Hermoor.

Anyway, it's amusing to see him get so butthurt just because no-one would help him with problem with a 50-year-old graphics card. Somehow, I don't see our new friend lasting very long here.

BTW, I don't live in my parents house, kite-kun. Sowwy. You sound like you do. Perhaps you can ask them to buy you a new mobo and GPU for Christmas?
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: sl1982 on 2010-10-21 23:32:22
Leave him be kudistos. If he cause more problems I will deal with it, but there is no need to provoke him further.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-21 23:33:43
Leave him be kudistos. If he cause more problems I will deal with it, but there is no need to provoke him further.

Oh, you're no fun!

*stamps foot*
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: sl1982 on 2010-10-21 23:41:24
I know. It is part of the job description.  :-\
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-21 23:47:40
I know. It is part of the job description.  :-\
I can sure empathize with you there.  :-(
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-10-22 01:16:23
Oh, you're no fun!

*stamps foot*

We got too used to those days when there was no moderation...

We're back to a simpler time, now.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: obesebear on 2010-10-22 14:41:56
Yay!  "Take charge sl1982" is here!   All right guys you know what this means?  I'm going to start being a little nicer. 


For like a day or two.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-22 18:11:50
Yay!  "Take charge sl1982" is here!   All right guys you know what this means?  I'm going to start being a little nicer. 


For like a day or two.
But you need to live up to your description lol.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Jaitsu on 2010-10-23 03:34:54
lol never had a problem with Obesebear personally so no dif for me, and i don't believe i've ever ticked off sl before but i could be wrong. however, i do remember when i personally first joined, things indeed were very, very chaotic. no one ever seemed to pressure for the rules to be followed and etc. its nice to see order..... just don't go split ended with it like sheogorath :P
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Covarr on 2010-10-23 03:46:13
i don't believe i've ever ticked off sl before but i could be wrong
It's actually pretty easy to tick off sl. Just go into the irc and be a complete jackass. I manage it on a near-daily basis.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Bosola on 2010-10-27 21:23:28
You have 1 fan!

(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/237/onefan.png)
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-10-27 23:42:13
i don't believe i've ever ticked off sl before but i could be wrong
It's actually pretty easy to tick off sl. Just go into the irc and be a complete jackass. I manage it on a near-daily basis.

Speaking of which, I gotta get back on IRC...  I'm just lazy as hell.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Covarr on 2010-10-28 00:03:47
i don't believe i've ever ticked off sl before but i could be wrong
It's actually pretty easy to tick off sl. Just go into the irc and be a complete jackass. I manage it on a near-daily basis.

Speaking of which, I gotta get back on IRC...  I'm just lazy as hell.
Speaking of you, my roomie and I have just started watching Dexter. He's able to get it streaming on Netflix. We're three episodes in right now, and I gotta say, it's my new fourth favorite show. Kicks ass, for serious.

I'm allowed to go off-topic, because I'm Covarr, and because this thread is already having trouble staying on-topic.
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Cupcake on 2010-10-28 00:53:43
i don't believe i've ever ticked off sl before but i could be wrong
It's actually pretty easy to tick off sl. Just go into the irc and be a complete jackass. I manage it on a near-daily basis.

Speaking of which, I gotta get back on IRC...  I'm just lazy as hell.
Speaking of you, my roomie and I have just started watching Dexter. He's able to get it streaming on Netflix. We're three episodes in right now, and I gotta say, it's my new fourth favorite show. Kicks ass, for serious.

I'm allowed to go off-topic, because I'm Covarr, and because this thread is already having trouble staying on-topic.

Season one is great, season two is great, but the main storyline feels a tad dragged out, Season three is pretty fucking good, Season four is HOLY FUCK YES, season 5 thus far is pretty fucking awesome
Title: Re: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-29 23:46:06
You have 1 fan!

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/237/onefan.png

This makes them infinitely more popular than the other Hermoor.