Author Topic: lulz - I found this and I thought it was hilarious (Read 27459 times)

Kudistos Megistos · « **on:** 2010-10-12 22:23:22 »

Hermoor: The band!

I wonder whether that's the kind of music he listens to? :3

I've also found out that our little friend got banned from the Blender Artists forums. I haven't found the offending posts, but I noticed that someone called "Namssil" also got banned, and that person hated American "Barbie dolls" and thought that he would be the most successful man in the world, seeing other humans as ants.

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #1 on:** 2010-10-12 22:25:37 »

I would expect only Leighos Kudistos Megistos to find this! Nobody else!

Also, LOL to the band and as for the "being banned" thing, not surprised. Do you think he brought up this site at all?

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #2 on:** 2010-10-12 23:22:25 »

Quote from: drfeelgud88 on 2010-10-12 22:25:37

Do you think he brought up this site at all?

A search suggests he didn't mention us when he was at that site. It makes sense; he probably didn't want people finding out how he behaved when he was here.

He did make references to us at another blender forum that he got banned from

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #3 on:** 2010-10-12 23:46:45 »

I read some of that. Seems he's not wanted/welcomed at yet another forum. Again, no surprise.

One of the people on there (I guess a mod), said he was a twisted individual. I liked that comment. :p

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #4 on:** 2010-10-12 23:48:58 »

So that's three forums that we know of...

He also has a tendency to start fights in the comments threads of YouTube videos. (unfortunately, they won't ban him unless he posts porn or makes gross copyright violations)

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #5 on:** 2010-10-12 23:51:01 »

I didn't read up on the whole affair though.

It seems he was banned at that site before, but why? Same reason? Someone didn't agree with him and he attacked everybody?

Also, sadness about the part that he is boasting about his "spamming" methods. $:-\$

Covarr · « **Reply #6 on:** 2010-10-13 00:38:41 »

I didn't know hermoor was a LotR fan. I'm not surprised, but I am definitely saddened. He makes us all look bad.

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #7 on:** 2010-10-13 00:42:29 »

Yeah, I love LotR.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #8 on:** 2010-10-13 00:47:26 »

I like how he refers to having his internet pals supporting him when he did the porn spam. As if he came with his army. He had, like, one person helping him, if I remember correctly.

Also, this:

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Just because they are mods and happen to be old they think they know better than the new generation.

"New generation". That made me laugh a bit

Again, he implies that he has masses of people on his side. Is he schitz?

pyrozen · « **Reply #9 on:** 2010-10-13 02:35:35 »

lol, and the saga continues. With a bit of creative writing i think Square could actually base the next FF game on this epic tale. But one has to wonder, once Hermoor is banned from the internet entirely, and without actually people to talk to, how can he possibly get his trolling kicks anymore? Me thinks he needs some kind of twelve step program. Trolls Anonymous?

Or maybe he should just hang himself in his parents basement.

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #10 on:** 2010-10-13 03:00:39 »

Methinks he lives in the basement of his friend's (whom is married, and with a family of his own). Troll however could not be able to find a mate to be happy with (obvious reasons), so his friend took him in because he was simply a bum.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #11 on:** 2010-10-13 03:26:46 »

I think his parents locked him in the basement when he was four, where he lives to this day. They gave him a computer with wireless internet connection to keep him occupied down there, so that he'd never try and break out again.

Timu Sumisu · « **Reply #12 on:** 2010-10-13 04:34:34 »

Quote from: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-10-13 03:26:46

I think his parents locked him in the basement when he was four, where he lives to this day. They gave him a computer with wireless internet connection to keep him occupied down there, so that he'd never try and break out again.

maybe thats what stems his obsession with fresh air and climbing tress....

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #13 on:** 2010-10-13 04:40:31 »

Geez, I just can't stop laughing about the band.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #14 on:** 2010-10-13 07:04:35 »

Quote from: Covarr on 2010-10-13 00:38:41

I didn't know hermoor was a LotR fan.

Really? I thought it was pretty well known. It's plastered all over his YouTube profile.

Quote from: pyrozen on 2010-10-13 02:35:35

lol, and the saga continues. With a bit of creative writing i think Square could actually base the next FF game on this epic tale.

It contains the key elements of a FF story. Watching him break down in that FFX thread is like watching Sephiroth turn heel and go batshit insane in the Nibelheim flashback. He even takes over from an old villain (Seifer) who he forms an allegiance with but eventually turns against him. I could be the hero, Chocobo Girl and Mako could battle it out for the role of heroine and Jari could play the hero who dies in action and makes us hate the villain even more.

Timu Sumisu · « **Reply #15 on:** 2010-10-13 15:58:10 »

Quote from: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-10-13 07:04:35

I could be the hero, Chocobo Girl and Mako could battle it out for the role of heroine and Jari could play the hero who dies in action and makes us hate the villain even more.

Don't forget me - Im the WIZARD

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #16 on:** 2010-10-13 16:22:18 »

Quote from: Timu Sumisu on 2010-10-13 15:58:10

Don't forget me - Im the WIZARD

I believe he said we're both wizards. Apparently, Japanese and Ancient Greek are both wizard languages.

Jaitsu · « **Reply #17 on:** 2010-10-13 18:35:01 »

i'm the raving lunatic who dies from laughing at the hermoor posts, causing widespread hatred among other geeks

lol, a band

Timu Sumisu · « **Reply #18 on:** 2010-10-13 21:08:26 »

i think we have the potential for Qhimm fantasy 1

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #19 on:** 2010-10-13 21:16:49 »

Weren't we once taking about making Jari the cat into a FF7 enemy? I'm sure we were. Yes. He was supposed to replace the Master Tonberry.

Of course, Hermoor the troll would replace the goblins on goblin island.

pyrozen · « **Reply #20 on:** 2010-10-13 22:13:12 »

actually, i imagine hermoor as looking more like tonberry, with the fatness, the cloak, and overall slow movement. Plus, hermoor has the mystic power of the norse gods, which enables him to make very damaging strikes just with a small knife

The goblins are too hyper, not at all like a troll would act and masturbation would be impossible with those boxing gloves on.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #21 on:** 2010-10-13 22:16:10 »

Quote from: pyrozen on 2010-10-13 22:13:12

masturbation would be impossible with those boxing gloves on.

But does hermoor masturbate? I remember him saying something along the lines of "I don't do that". Maybe I'm just imagining things and he just gave the impression of being the kind of person who'd claim to never fap.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #22 on:** 2010-10-14 00:01:34 »

He's 14, and he doesn't look at any of the right porn. Does he even know how to masturbate?

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #23 on:** 2010-10-14 02:43:53 »

Quote from: The Seer of Shadows on 2010-10-14 00:01:34

He's 14, and he doesn't look at any of the right porn. Does he even know how to masturbate?

I'm pretty sure he doesn't. Since he obviously does this.

Cupcake · « **Reply #24 on:** 2010-10-14 05:31:59 »

Oh man, I totally forgot about Ceiling Hermoor. Maybe we should do a text hack of FF VII, for Qhimm Fantasy I. Nothing major, no text re-writes, just re-names basically