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Title: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-08-28 22:05:53
http://blip.tv/file/2515281

I'm really glad that this bloke is back. I found his "The Fat Man Judgeth" videos hilarious; often funnier than AVGN's reviews.
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Costa07 on 2009-08-30 09:52:24
Hate to be the one tryin to mod those games with higher graphics lol
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-08-30 16:45:32
I'd say fixing its frame rate would be the main priority :-P
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Satoh on 2009-08-30 21:25:56
KM you caused me to be awake for 2 days straight on a bad game review watching streak... I hope you're happy.
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-08-30 21:30:01
KM you caused me to be awake for 2 days straight on a bad game review watching streak... I hope you're happy.

(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4718/yotsuba.png)
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Satoh on 2009-08-30 21:39:35
Happy enough to warrant a Yotsuba... well... I'll take that as a definite yes. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship... Or more likely the beginning of a period of time where I call you a friend but hardly every speak directly to you about anything because I'm actually quite asocial. Basically about the same as now except you get a title. XD
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-08-30 21:58:57
Hey, it's not just a Yotsuba, it's a happy Yotsuba :-P

I do look forward to that title, and I think it might console you to know that your asocialness probably puts you in the majority on these boards 8-)
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Matt2Tees on 2009-09-03 22:05:04
http://blip.tv/file/2515281

I'm really glad that this bloke is back. I found his "The Fat Man Judgeth" videos hilarious; often funnier than AVGN's reviews.

That was the best negative review EVER!
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-03 23:19:06
Surely his Dark Castle review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPsf-81N8YQ) is pretty good as well :wink:
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Costa07 on 2009-09-03 23:29:44
Surely his Dark Castle review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPsf-81N8YQ) is pretty good as well :wink:

Lol f*in hilarious 
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Harruzame on 2009-09-04 01:29:54
He has Bad Childhood memories...so tragic! :evil:


I think from watching that..It leaves a bad aftertaste...SO BAD.... I puked... :-P
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-04 22:45:24
This game has given me some bad childhood memories (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIi0vT-AYDw); not because it's awful, but because (like the reviewer says), it makes no bloody sense :roll:

Although I'm amused by him saying that Americans get f*cked in the ass when it comes to game releases. He should come to Europe; a (potentially) much bigger market*, but with numerous games not getting released (and when they are released, more expensive and months later than the US release, even for English language games). We didn't get Chrono Trigger until it came out on the DS ffs :x

*I wonder how much bigger the European market would be if so many Europeans didn't import/pirate games that didn't get released here or were released late?
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Costa07 on 2009-09-04 23:01:16
LMAO but thats true sh** americans do get screwed on video game realeases
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-04 23:03:18
Trust me, Europeans get screwed over 9000 times harder.

(At least we're not Australian :-P)
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: titeguy3 on 2009-09-04 23:24:37
"Oh noooo we're Australians! We live on a country founded by criminals and are born with the ability to subdue crocodiles with our bare hands but we're too sissy to play Grand Theft Auto!"

[/Australian Impression]
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-04 23:27:46
I was think more about them getting games even later than the Europeans and paying even more, but they do seem to have some pretty wacky censorship laws :-P

BTW, most Australians are the descendants of Brits that couldn't stand the weather, not criminals :roll:. After all, those criminals would all (or nearly all) have been men; breeding would have been an issue if they were the only people in Australia other than the Aboriginal peoples :lol:
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: titeguy3 on 2009-09-04 23:31:09
I see, so you correct the British criminal remark, but the innate crocodile subduing talent still stands?  :lol:
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Costa07 on 2009-09-04 23:32:56
Just watch out for the sting rays
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-04 23:36:43
I see, so you correct the British criminal remark, but the innate crocodile subduing talent still stands?  :lol:

Of course! :-D

All Australians can subdue crocodiles; it's a well known fact :-P

Actually, the Australian reputation for being outdoor types is well founded, as one can see by looking at their sporting success (they have amongst the top two or three cricket and rugby teams, and a huge number of gold medals relative to their population; probably the highest in the world, and many times higher than the US).

Just watch out for the sting rays

(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8478/stevemanta.gif)
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Costa07 on 2009-09-05 00:14:34
Just watch out for the sting rays

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LOL your too weak to his stinger magic lol
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Harruzame on 2009-09-05 07:18:26
hahaha...That's too much man!..CRIKEY!... *snorts*..HAHAHHAHH   I'm laughing till my nose pops!!..AHAHHHAHAHAH :-D :lol: :-D :lol:
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2009-09-05 19:34:05
Just watch out for the sting rays

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LOL your too weak to his stinger magic lol
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Aww Steve Irwin... I miss that guy.  :cry:
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-05 19:46:06
That's because Steve Irwin was awesome :-P
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2009-09-05 20:00:28
That's because Steve Irwin was awesome :-P
Yeah. I remember I would watch his shows alot when I was younger.
Title: Re: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad?
Post by: Harruzame on 2009-09-06 05:26:02
That's ***CRiKEY!!!*** for ya!!!    :lol: :-D :lol: :-D


*Flabbergasted*