Author Topic: You thought the FF7 PC port was bad? (Read 10207 times)

Kudistos Megistos · « **on:** 2009-08-28 22:05:53 »

http://blip.tv/file/2515281

I'm really glad that this bloke is back. I found his "The Fat Man Judgeth" videos hilarious; often funnier than AVGN's reviews.

Costa07 · « **Reply #1 on:** 2009-08-30 09:52:24 »

Hate to be the one tryin to mod those games with higher graphics lol

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #2 on:** 2009-08-30 16:45:32 »

I'd say fixing its frame rate would be the main priority

Satoh · « **Reply #3 on:** 2009-08-30 21:25:56 »

KM you caused me to be awake for 2 days straight on a bad game review watching streak... I hope you're happy.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #4 on:** 2009-08-30 21:30:01 »

Quote from: Satoh on 2009-08-30 21:25:56

KM you caused me to be awake for 2 days straight on a bad game review watching streak... I hope you're happy.

Satoh · « **Reply #5 on:** 2009-08-30 21:39:35 »

Happy enough to warrant a Yotsuba... well... I'll take that as a definite yes. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship... Or more likely the beginning of a period of time where I call you a friend but hardly every speak directly to you about anything because I'm actually quite asocial. Basically about the same as now except you get a title. XD

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #6 on:** 2009-08-30 21:58:57 »

Hey, it's not just a Yotsuba, it's a happy Yotsuba

I do look forward to that title, and I think it might console you to know that your asocialness probably puts you in the majority on these boards

Matt2Tees · « **Reply #7 on:** 2009-09-03 22:05:04 »

Quote from: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-08-28 22:05:53

http://blip.tv/file/2515281

I'm really glad that this bloke is back. I found his "The Fat Man Judgeth" videos hilarious; often funnier than AVGN's reviews.

That was the best negative review EVER!

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #8 on:** 2009-09-03 23:19:06 »

Surely his Dark Castle review is pretty good as well

Costa07 · « **Reply #9 on:** 2009-09-03 23:29:44 »

Quote from: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-03 23:19:06

Surely his Dark Castle review is pretty good as well

Lol f*in hilarious

Harruzame · « **Reply #10 on:** 2009-09-04 01:29:54 »

He has Bad Childhood memories...so tragic!

I think from watching that..It leaves a bad aftertaste...SO BAD.... I puked...

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #11 on:** 2009-09-04 22:45:24 »

This game has given me some bad childhood memories; not because it's awful, but because (like the reviewer says), it makes no bloody sense

Although I'm amused by him saying that Americans get f*cked in the ass when it comes to game releases. He should come to Europe; a (potentially) much bigger market*, but with numerous games not getting released (and when they are released, more expensive and months later than the US release, even for English language games). We didn't get Chrono Trigger until it came out on the DS ffs

*I wonder how much bigger the European market would be if so many Europeans didn't import/pirate games that didn't get released here or were released late?

Costa07 · « **Reply #12 on:** 2009-09-04 23:01:16 »

LMAO but thats true sh** americans do get screwed on video game realeases

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #13 on:** 2009-09-04 23:03:18 »

Trust me, Europeans get screwed over 9000 times harder.

(At least we're not Australian

)

titeguy3 · « **Reply #14 on:** 2009-09-04 23:24:37 »

"Oh noooo we're Australians! We live on a country founded by criminals and are born with the ability to subdue crocodiles with our bare hands but we're too sissy to play Grand Theft Auto!"

[/Australian Impression]

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #15 on:** 2009-09-04 23:27:46 »

I was think more about them getting games even later than the Europeans and paying even more, but they do seem to have some pretty wacky censorship laws

BTW, most Australians are the descendants of Brits that couldn't stand the weather, not criminals

. After all, those criminals would all (or nearly all) have been men; breeding would have been an issue if they were the only people in Australia other than the Aboriginal peoples

titeguy3 · « **Reply #16 on:** 2009-09-04 23:31:09 »

I see, so you correct the British criminal remark, but the innate crocodile subduing talent still stands?

Costa07 · « **Reply #17 on:** 2009-09-04 23:32:56 »

Just watch out for the sting rays

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #18 on:** 2009-09-04 23:36:43 »

Quote from: titeguy3 on 2009-09-04 23:31:09

I see, so you correct the British criminal remark, but the innate crocodile subduing talent still stands?

Of course!

All Australians can subdue crocodiles; it's a well known fact

Actually, the Australian reputation for being outdoor types is well founded, as one can see by looking at their sporting success (they have amongst the top two or three cricket and rugby teams, and a huge number of gold medals relative to their population; probably the highest in the world, and many times higher than the US).

Quote from: Costa07 on 2009-09-04 23:32:56