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Title: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: lyada on 2009-09-25 06:04:34
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs217.snc1/8420_165904241417_571726417_4022515_1327875_n.jpg)

Remeber kids, draw a elder sign wherever you go to stay safe!
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-25 13:14:24
Remeber kids, draw a elder sign wherever you go to stay safe!

Damn right. Cthulhu is the number one cause of teen deaths today. :-D

There are two people I would never like to meet on this forum...or maybe just one. Kudistos megistos, he likes to watch people pull out eyes on  innocent peope with screw drivers and watch grown men plug a tea glass up his arse til it bleeds..also he likes to watch grown men slice their own cocks up...ammo is ok, I mean watching cartoons f*** each other isn't so bad...or not as bad...

 :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Jari on 2009-09-25 15:37:17
Remeber kids, draw a elder sign wherever you go to stay safe!

Damn right. Cthulhu is the number one cause of teen deaths today. :-D

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu F'tang!
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2009-09-25 15:50:07
There are two people I would never like to meet on this forum...or maybe just one. Kudistos megistos, he likes to watch people pull out eyes on  innocent peope with screw drivers and watch grown men plug a tea glass up his arse til it bleeds..also he likes to watch grown men slice their own cocks up...ammo is ok, I mean watching cartoons f*** each other isn't so bad...or not as bad...

I dunno, I'd love to take the both of em out for a beer. (assuming that is their drink of choice :P)
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-25 16:04:47
There are two people I would never like to meet on this forum...or maybe just one. Kudistos megistos, he likes to watch people pull out eyes on  innocent peope with screw drivers and watch grown men plug a tea glass up his arse til it bleeds..also he likes to watch grown men slice their own cocks up...ammo is ok, I mean watching cartoons f*** each other isn't so bad...or not as bad...

I dunno, I'd love to take the both of em out for a beer. (assuming that is their drink of choice :P)

It's what I'm drinking right now :-P
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2009-09-25 16:08:04
damn you being 5 hours ahead!
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Jari on 2009-09-25 16:35:59
(assuming that is their drink of choice :P)

Yes, please!

There's nothing better than beer. Except moar beer, of course. :-D


It's what I'm drinking right now :-P

I'll start in a moment. :-D Not too much, though, I have to finish couple of presentations for tomorrow, and be fairly presentable myself, tomorrow. In a 'almost wear a suit'-sense.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: ChaosControl on 2009-09-25 17:02:15
Ì decide this should be a beer topic from now on.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2009-09-25 17:03:58
(http://thespiritworld.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/newcastle_brown_ale.png)

All you need.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: hotdog963al on 2009-09-25 17:29:11
(http://www.imagenerd.com/uploads/1205702355216-d2M7e.jpg)
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-25 17:41:05
Ì decide this should be a beer topic from now on.

Beer topic, eh? :-D

This is a bloody brilliant ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwkCznJjAY). I've never been a fan of Guinness, but their advertising is top-notch.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: lyada on 2009-09-25 19:38:54
Only story I have with beer, is when my friends called it buur and I thought they were talking about butter. (beurre is butter in french.)
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2009-09-25 19:42:03
Not to mention this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4
 :-D
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Jari on 2009-09-26 01:29:44
I don't like beer, I prefer cider. I'M ADDICATED TO CIDER!! Beer tastes sh*t... :wink:

Do you wear skirts, too, girly boy? :-D
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2009-09-26 01:36:59
o.o is that 2.25 for alcohol %?
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2009-09-26 01:48:04
I don't like beer, I prefer cider. I'M ADDICATED TO CIDER!! Beer tastes sh*t... :wink:

Do you wear skirts, too, girly boy? :-D
Hey... Come on now. Wine coolers and I guess ciders are great too! I personally don't like beer myself.  :-P
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2009-09-26 01:49:44
yea but it costs a truck to get drunk off em
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2009-09-26 01:59:17
Weird... Considering that wine coolers have more alcohol.  :-o
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Jari on 2009-09-26 02:00:24
Wine coolers and I guess ciders are great too!

At least here they are mostly drank by 15 or 16 year old girls, who shouldn't be drinking to begin with.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2009-09-26 02:26:30
obviously you've never gotten drunk with friends (not sure how many you have with your attitude). Its quite enjoyable.

EDIT:
to add, doesnt sound like you have much experience getting drunk either.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2009-09-26 02:49:38
you have a very strange concept of what getting drunk is like o.o
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2009-09-26 03:19:02
I think getting drunk is quite dumb. But that is just my opinion. I have alot of friends that get drunk all the time, lol.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2009-09-26 03:25:32
I think getting drunk is quite dumb.
This.
Seconded.
QFT.
Just accept it! :x
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2009-09-26 03:31:39
Why the angry face?  :-D
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Jari on 2009-09-26 03:57:35
yea but it costs a truck to get drunk off em
Who wants to be drunk? :-o Only a man with no confidence would need to get drunk in order to party or have sex, a fool...and cider tastes so much better.

For some very, very weird reason lots of adults like social drinking. Dunno, might have something to do with the fact that it's fun.

And if I want to drink something that tastes like a soft drink, I'll drink a soft drink, thank you very much. As a bonus, I can drive afterwards, too!


Quote
Do you wear skirts, too, girly boy?
Let me guess, you got a beer belly. You know your belly is like gel. No muscles at all? You need beer in order to forget that you spend some of your time wathcing cartoons have sex...and if not being drunk makes you a girl in todays society. Then the world today is pretty f***ed up...

My belly ain't a beer belly, buster. :-D

BTW, did you know that orange juice contains more calories than beer? I bet you didn't. But milk, god damn, that milk is fattening, it has even more calories! :-D

Anyway, cheer up, numbnuts. :-P It was a joke, on the fact that ciders are girly drinks, at least here.


obviously you've never gotten drunk with friends (not sure how many you have with your attitude). Its quite enjoyable.

^ This.

Anyway, I'll probably forever and ever associate the phrase 'drunk with friends' with my friend trying to strike up a conversation with my navigator (and no, it does not have voice command interface). :-D Mind you, I was of course sober at the time, driving and all, but she in turn had probably drank my share as well, while she was at it. I was like 'Ummm... I don't think it's going to talk back'. :-D
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: titeguy3 on 2009-09-26 04:01:19
I can't say much for getting drunk, but drinking is a good way to tear down the barriers in your mind temporarily. It makes you more honest and less stiff. I feel like being drunk is a notch too far, though. I'd prefer to just have a few shots of vodka and be tipsy for the night.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: lyada on 2009-09-26 04:43:53
I don't get drunk as fast as some of friends, so its fun messing with them when they do get drunk  :-D
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2009-09-26 04:53:47
@ ^ The birds... I can hear them!!!
Title: WARNING: Off-topic!!
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2009-09-26 13:40:18
@Kudistos:
o_e
O_o
O_O
What is this? (http://forums.qhimm.com/index.php?action=profile;u=4816)  You are a 102-year-old woman located at my mother?  Are you okay, man?
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-26 14:22:10
@Kudistos:
o_e
O_o
O_O
What is this? (http://forums.qhimm.com/index.php?action=profile;u=4816)  You are a 102-year-old woman located at my mother?  Are you okay, man?

Yep, I'm feelin' fine!

Yeah being 102 years old and living inside your mother must be hard...are you sure you are alright in there Kudistos? Doesn't it smell bad? You got internet in there?

I'm not in my mother, I'm in your mother :-D

It smells pretty bad, but there's plenty of space and a very fast broadband connection. :lol:

Now, getting back to what has become the main topic, I'm blessed in two ways when it comes to drinking. I get drunk very easily (which is actually a good thing; it saves money) and I never get hangovers. Sh*t is so cash :wink:
Title: Re: WARNING: Off-topic!!
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2009-09-26 16:11:21
@Kudistos:
o_e
O_o
O_O
What is this? (http://forums.qhimm.com/index.php?action=profile;u=4816)  You are a 102-year-old woman located at my mother?  Are you okay, man?


Ah KM is so young...
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: lyada on 2009-09-26 16:11:44
My goddess! It's happened! Cthulu has inspired madness!
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Jari on 2009-09-26 16:12:47
Don't change the topic now kudistos...what do you eat in there? And where in your mothers body are you living. In her butt, in her belly, in her ******???

I dunno. Maybe I'm just weird, but it somehow seems that you didn't quite catch his meaning.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-26 16:28:53
Don't change the topic now kudistos...what do you eat in there? And where in your mothers body are you living. In her butt, in her belly, in her ******???

I dunno. Maybe I'm just weird, but it somehow seems that you didn't quite catch his meaning.

It would seem that the word "your" (amongst other things) is causing him problems :-D

Hermoor, it means "din", not "min" :wink:
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2009-09-26 16:55:55
LOL @ what this conversation is about...
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-09-26 18:34:07
LOL @ what this conversation is about...

It's best that you don't know. It's stopped being funny, anyway.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: obesebear on 2009-09-27 00:46:09
This thread is now about the best drink ever
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mzfOuy665kA/SKHjlatJHTI/AAAAAAAAAHo/kDjCYfEqqKk/s320/Yuengling.jpg)

Pic related
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Harruzame on 2009-09-27 02:08:50
what the hell is that 1st pic?  What is a Cthuklhu---?????   :?
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2009-09-27 02:12:53
This thread is now about the best drink ever <------ Nuh-uh!!

Your pic is totally wrong.  I think something more like this :-D
(http://www.stlwater.com/images/glass.jpg)

what the hell is that 1st pic?  What is a Cthuklhu---?????   :?

Praise Wikipedia, for it has answers to everything. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu)
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Jari on 2009-09-27 02:24:55
This thread is now about the best drink ever <------ Nuh-uh!!

Your pic is totally wrong.  I think something more like this :-D
(http://www.stlwater.com/images/glass.jpg)

Hey, if you prefer booze - as in spirits, like vodka, that's okay too.  :-D
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2009-09-27 08:14:49
What about some good quality H2O?  :-D
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: The Seer of Shadows on 2009-09-27 09:04:53
Yeah!  That's what I'm talkin' about!  Hydrogen monoxide FOR THE WIN!!
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: lyada on 2009-09-27 18:04:39
I prefer Dihydrogen monoxide personally. Hydrogen monoxide taste funny.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: titeguy3 on 2009-09-27 19:30:20
C2H5OH FTW!
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: lyada on 2009-09-27 21:44:13
C2H5OH is fun with matches :D
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Harruzame on 2009-09-28 04:29:34
*squeamish*   :-P
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: titeguy3 on 2009-09-28 04:44:22
C2H5OH is fun with matches :D

It's also fun in a 1oz glass  :wink:
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: lyada on 2009-09-28 06:36:23
I don't think I would ever want to drink Ethanol. I'm more of a yukaflux typer person. All the flavor and no hangover :)
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: titeguy3 on 2009-09-28 08:51:39
I don't think I would ever want to drink Ethanol. I'm more of a yukaflux typer person. All the flavor and no hangover :)

Ethanol is drinking alcohol. When you drink vodka, it's 40% ethanol by volume.
Vodka is the tops. No sickness, no hangover, just good times.

My stomach can't handle mixed/fruity drinks or tons of beer, so I just prefer to take shots.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: LeeHiOoO on 2009-09-28 14:39:28
Best beer ever:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3224/2993226310_b7e15f33cf.jpg)

 :roll:
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: lyada on 2009-09-28 17:24:58
The Duff beer that they sell isn't alcohol, which is kind of sad (at least up here in Canada it isn't).

And yes, Ethanol when it is down to around 40% per volume is nice, just not pure. Vodka shots would be my favorite way to drink if I want to get drunk fast, flux if I want to take my time.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2009-09-28 19:14:21
Yeah, isn't it just an energy drink here? I've never had any.  :-P
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: obesebear on 2009-09-28 19:39:56
Your pic is totally wrong.  I think something more like this :-D
(http://www.stlwater.com/images/glass.jpg)

Uh-oh... bustin' out the White Lightnin' I see
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: drfeelgud88 on 2009-09-28 19:45:12
Duff beer! OH YEAH!! <--- (Duff-Man) :-D
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Harruzame on 2009-09-29 04:08:48
Nah...more like < GULP MAN > !!!


 :evil: :-P :lol: :-D :-o :-D :lol:
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2009-09-29 05:21:16
o.o I like cocktails.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Harruzame on 2009-09-29 06:09:18
Chocobo_Girl + cocktails = ..........


Let loose your imaginations for this...ayt?  :mrgreen:


Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: lyada on 2009-09-29 06:11:59
She isn't as fun drunk as Timu is, well not that I have seen at least.
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Chocobo_Girl on 2009-09-29 06:28:11
It really doesn't take me that much to get drunk. I've already gotten pseudo-drunk off a glass of wine, or off two beers. It's funnay.  :-P

Timu drunk = fun?
From what I observed, Timu drunk = Timu spending the night puking everywheres. o.o
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: lyada on 2009-09-29 06:52:10
That would be Timu wasted, he is much more fun before that. Like when he hears geese and we convince him that they are not there :)
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Harruzame on 2009-09-29 09:44:32
Timu says....

"You have been....Waaaaarnnnned!!!!"


*Kwahk*

 8-)
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Timu Sumisu on 2009-09-29 12:10:59
what're u sayin 'm sayin!?!?
Title: Re: You have been warned! (warning swearing)
Post by: Harruzame on 2009-09-30 05:09:50
Nah...you said what I think ya said ya said??   :? 



Meh....  8-)