yea but it costs a truck to get drunk off em
Who wants to be drunk? Only a man with no confidence would need to get drunk in order to party or have sex, a fool...and cider tastes so much better.
For some very, very weird reason lots of adults like social drinking. Dunno, might have something to do with the fact that it's fun.
And if I want to drink something that tastes like a soft drink, I'll drink a soft drink, thank you very much. As a bonus, I can drive afterwards, too!
Do you wear skirts, too, girly boy?
Let me guess, you got a beer belly. You know your belly is like gel. No muscles at all? You need beer in order to forget that you spend some of your time wathcing cartoons have sex...and if not being drunk makes you a girl in todays society. Then the world today is pretty f***ed up...
My belly ain't a beer belly, buster.
BTW, did you know that orange juice contains more calories than beer? I bet you didn't. But milk, god damn, that milk is fattening, it has even more calories!
Anyway, cheer up, numbnuts.
It was a joke, on the fact that ciders
are girly drinks, at least here.
obviously you've never gotten drunk with friends (not sure how many you have with your attitude). Its quite enjoyable.
^ This.
Anyway, I'll probably forever and ever associate the phrase 'drunk with friends' with my friend trying to strike up a conversation with my navigator (and no, it does not have voice command interface).
Mind you, I was of course sober at the time, driving and all, but she in turn had probably drank my share as well, while she was at it. I was like 'Ummm... I don't think it's going to talk back'.